Simpsons quotes[views:115832][posts:233]___________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:52pm - anonymous ""] Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:53pm - xmikex ""] HEY KIDS! YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS SARGENT FATSO JETSON IN FROM HERE TO ETERNITY! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:54pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: "Give me five bees for a quarter" Now that's a top 100. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:55pm - xmikex ""] McBain: Let's Get Silly |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:58pm - brian_dc ""] You don't win friends with salad no...seriously http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6941762.ece |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:59pm - ShadowSD ""] Laughing time is over. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:59pm - ShadowSD ""] Don't be a message monster eating up all my tape! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 3:59pm - anonymous ""] you suck, mcbain. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 4:00pm - xmikex ""] Every part of my body is gettin a workout. Especially my big fat mouth! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 4:02pm - Trioxin245 ""] you have 15 minutes to move your car mr. burns. you have 5 minutes to move your car. your car has been impounded. your car has been crushed into a cube. you have 15 minutes to move your cube. edit: the fingers used to dial are too fat. please try again. if you'd like to order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 4:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MENDOOOOZAAAAA |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 4:11pm - xmikex ""] Oh I'll stay away. Stay away FOREVER. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 4:19pm - anonymous ""] I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 5:07pm - Pires ""] All this work is making me thirsty. I think I'll have a tab. Oh, no time for that! Back to work. |
| ____________________________ [Dec 3,2009 5:11pm - GUY ""] IM LIKE JESUS BUT NOT IN A SACRELIGOIUS WAY HAHAHAHA i knew when i saw this thread earlier today it'd be classic |
| ______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 5:13pm - Pires ""] Lisa, am I wearing pants? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 5:28pm - aril ""] Somewhat off topic, but has anyone played the computer game Virtual Springfield?? Quality quotes in there too. Came out around 97. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 5:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Sir, are you wearing a garbage bag? - I have misplaced my pants |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:13pm - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Sir, are you wearing a garbage bag? - I have misplaced my pants He was wearing a paper bag. The groceries fell out. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:17pm - xmikex ""] Bake em away toys. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] SHAKE HARDER BOY |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:37pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Attention, Marge Simpson: your son has been arrested. Attention, Marge Simpson: we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:39pm - Pires ""] xmikex said:Bake em away toys. what'd ya say chief? just do what the kid says. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:39pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Hark to the tale of Nelson, And the boy he loved so dear... They remained the best of friends, For years and years and years. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 3,2009 6:41pm - ark ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 4,2009 7:33am - Yeti ""] Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles... Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious! Abe: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Abe: Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet. Mrs. Krabappel: "Terlet"? Hah! Abe: Stop your snickerin'! I spent three years on that terlet! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 8:58am - arktouros ""] [img] |
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| _______________________________ [Dec 4,2009 9:28am - xmikex ""] Can I Borrow A Feeling. And it's got your picture on it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 10:14am - anonymous ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 10:15am - RyanPlegics ""] Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee. Bartender: Beer, it is. Marge: No, I said "coffee". Bartender: "Beer"? Marge: Coff-ee. Bartender: Be-er? Marge: C... O... Bartender: B... E... |
| ________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 10:23am - xmikex ""] Goin to see the little bear in the car huh? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 4,2009 11:26am - Pires ""] But football in the groin is football in the groin!! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 11:34am - dreadkill ""] DENTAL PLAN |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 11:53am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:05pm - arktouros ""] I was waiting for that. "OK Marge, I'll take the LPs, you take the CDs, I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer, I'll take the Enron stock, you take the Microsoft stock..." "What about cutiepuss?" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DENTAL PLAN |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:10pm - arktouros ""] DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:DENTAL PLAN said:LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| ________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:22pm - xmikex ""] JURPFRADDARADDAERRA! Homer slow down! Jurp fradda radda erra. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:23pm - xmikex ""] arktouros said:I was waiting for that. "OK Marge, I'll take the LPs, you take the CDs, I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer, I'll take the Enron stock, you take the Microsoft stock..." "What about cutiepuss?" Oh so topical. What brilliant social commentary. I guess nu simpsons doesn't suck after all. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:31pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me. Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name? I do not know. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:37pm - anonymous ""] talking out of turn...that's a paddling. looking out the window...that's a paddling. staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. paddling the school canoe...OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S A PADDLING. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 12:43pm - anonymous ""] ALAN THE COWBOY. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 4,2009 1:11pm - xmikex ""] Well for your information I'm Bart's father. Bart's father the drunken gambler? Yes, and who might you be? *BAM* |
| _____________________________ [Dec 4,2009 1:15pm - Yeti ""] Horst: We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me! Horst: Stop it! Man: Stop, sir. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me. Man: Please stop the \'pretending you are scared' game, please. Horst: Stop it! Stop it! Burns: No! They're so big and strong! Man: Stop it. Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns. Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans... Horst: Burns, STOP IT! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 2:35pm - aterribleguitarist ""] Moe: "Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and uh...i like to kiss my own butt." |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 2:36pm - aterribleguitarist ""] Homer: Bart, please tell Lisa to pass me the syrup. Lisa: Bart, tell dad I'll only pass him the syrup if he's not using it on any meat products. Bart: You dippin' your sausage in the syrup homer? Homer: Bart tell Lisa I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 2:37pm - aterribleguitarist ""] Marge: Homer, the crazy woman who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. Homer: that's not the way SHE tells it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 2:39pm - aterribleguitarist ""] Lisa: what are you feeling right now?, what's inside you? Nelson: Guts, and black stuff...and about 50 slim jims |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 4,2009 2:42pm - aterribleguitarist ""] Rex Banner: Alright rummy, where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side? |