why can't men use printers or make photocopies[views:5425][posts:30]_________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 5:59pm - succubus ""] :bartmoon: |
____________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:00pm - RyanPlegics ""] Because we end up with glass in our butts every time we try to make a photocopy. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:06pm - the_reverend ""] even though there is probably an italian saying that translates in to "a real man would photocopy and print", this is womans work. |
_____________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:20pm - blue ""] I take serious pride in my photocopies, how dare you |
_______________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeah I'll make a dry toner copier fucking SING. I do pinch harmonics on it and shit. |
_________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:27pm - succubus ""] ok well..then i should have said AARON can't make photocopies... i haven't asked the dude for much help...but i asked him to make photocopies for me...and then he texts me telling me to use google docs...and then ASSUMES i will use google docs-without telling me...forgets my originals at work...eventually brings them home...and then i go to look at the photocopies and there are NONE |
_________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:29pm - succubus ""] and so then i ask where are the photocopies and he tells me he figured I'd use google docs..when did i say i wanted google docs? i would have used google docs if i wanted...but i wanted photocopies if you see him tonight pee on his head |
_____________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:54pm - the_reverend ""] ITT: PMS |
__________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 6:58pm - demondave ""] There is nothing colder and more grim than the reaction you could be getting from a Kinko's employee. Trve kvlt black metal |
_________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 7:12pm - succubus ""] ITT: Aaron you are incompetent |
_____________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 7:23pm - the_reverend ""] succubus said:ITT: Aaron you are incompetent "in this site" is ITS not ITT. |
_________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 7:36pm - succubus ""] you typed ITT yer just incompetent..and now being an ass |
____________________________ [Dec 6,2009 7:40pm - pam ""] KICK HIM IN THE TAINT! |
______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2009 8:34pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] this thread is so false. Women teachers are the WORST at using copiers, FACT |
_______________________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 1:11pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] still false |
___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] why are women so bad at staying in the kitchen to make me delicious sammiches? |
__________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 1:53pm - brian_dc ""] to get to the other side! |
___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 1:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the pantry? |
___________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 2:04pm - arktouros ""] Printers and photocopiers are designed and made (and repaired) by men. But using them is like cooking, except with paper, instead of food. So men can't be bothered with it. |
________________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 2:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MMM, DELICIOUS LEGAL STOCK |
________________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 2:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I like mine with a dusting of cyan toner and some fuser crispies. |
___________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 2:21pm - narkybark ""] People give me money to use printers. |
___________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 6:39pm - dreadkill ""] Use a mimiograph machine or you're a pussy! |
__________________________________ [Dec 10,2009 8:46pm - Dankill ""] Women usually only use a copy machine correctly when their tits or asses are on top of it. |
________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 2:09pm - arkquimanthorn ""] [img] |
________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 2:15pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] go back to the rev's kitchen and make him a baconater! |
_______________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:59pm - mutis ""] I don't know how to use anything smaller than an LFO. |
__________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:20pm - nekronaut ""] Nude Tayne. |
__________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only Formula 1 Racing Printers are real. [img] |
__________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh and... [img] |
________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:43pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] arkquimanthorn said:[img] LMFAO! I think I need to print this and hang it up at work. Oh wait... |