Unappetizing Italian cookies unappreciation[views:4442][posts:18]_________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 10:42am - xmikex ""] If I want a cookie, I want a chewy, sweet delicious baked confection filled with chocolate, or raisins, or macadamia nuts, or peanut butter. It should be simple yet enough to have a party on your tastebuds like it's a 14 year old at a rhode island strip club. THIS is a cookie: [img] I don't know what the fuck these are supposed to be: [img] But they ain't cookies. I don't know why anyone would ever bring them to a party, or why anyone born after 1940 would want to eat them but cut it out. It reminds me of the devastating disappointment of being a little kid at a boring family party, hearing that "dessert is out" and then running to the kitchen to find a plate of pale green and pink swirled abortions sitting on the table. The stale taste. The gravel like texture as you churn it around in your mouth. The feeling like you're eating a buttered up communion wafer. It's horrible. It's awful. It's not a cookie. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2009 10:44am - Yeti ""] xmikex said:It reminds me of the devastating disappointment of being a little kid at a boring family party, hearing that "dessert is out" and then running to the kitchen to find a plate of pale green and pink swirled abortions sitting on the table. The stale taste. The gravel like texture as you churn it around in your mouth. The feeling like you're eating a buttered up communion wafer. ha! oh man i hate those things. i don't think i've ever had an Italian cookie that wasn't shitty anisette. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 10:51am - dreadkill ""] my daughter is an expert on cookies and she wouldn't eat those stupid looking things, anus-ettes or whatever they're called. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 10:53am - xanonymousx ""] dude if they are made right they are delicious, if not it is the biggest epic fail of all time. store bought italian cookies suck. if they are soft and chewy gudsifajodkl so good. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:02am - xmikex ""] The people who buy them are usually in the 50+ crowd and are monster cheapasses. They grab the Old Lady Cookie sampler off the shelf by the bakery at Stop & Shop on their way to the party and wait for the misery to ensue. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:04am - RustyPS ""] I eat them, and they're gooooooooood HALFBREEDZ 4 LYFE |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:07am - xmikex ""] New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:09am - trioxin245 ""] anise cookies are the worst cookies ever |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:22am - xanonymousx ""] xmikex said:The people who buy them are usually in the 50+ crowd and are monster cheapasses. They grab the Old Lady Cookie sampler off the shelf by the bakery at Stop & Shop on their way to the party and wait for the misery to ensue. those are the worst. home made cookies for the win! my great grandmother used to make amazing italian cookies. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:33am - dreadkill ""] anus cookies |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:36am - Sacreligion ""] dreadkill said:anus cookies [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:37am - dreadkill ""] someone post that picture of the goatse cookies |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:38am - Sacreligion ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 11:40am - RustyPS ""] xmikex said:New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. damn...well I knew the secret would come out eventually |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 12:16pm - beelze ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 12:17pm - dreadkill ""] RustyPS said: xmikex said:New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. damn...well I knew the secret would come out eventuallyyou are geddy lee? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 12:18pm - beelze ""] :shocker: |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2009 12:33pm - Yeti ""] today they are serving a free lunch for the holiday, and the dessert plate is a giant pile of those pale red and green swirled abortions. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2009 12:36pm - xmikex ""] They're office party favorites. When no one eats them they reuse them as asbestos substitutes in the building's insulation. |