GRAVESIDESERVICE ARRESTED![views:4291][posts:17]________________________________________ [Dec 21,2009 11:20pm - fat ass hole ""] Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter. |
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| _____________________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 6:54am - OLD SCHOOL JUGGALO ""] fat%20ass%20hole said:Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter. THIS ACCOUNT IS CLEARLY A FABRICATION. THE VOCALIST WOULD HAVE EATEN THE PEARS HIMSELF, NO FUCKING WAY HE'D WILLINGLY GIVE AWAY FOOD TO SHITBAG CRIM-ALIENS, OR ANYONE ELSE. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 9:40am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] fat%20ass%20hole said:Band members were arrested for harassing people into taking unwanted surplus copies of their latest release. Vocalist suffered the heaviest penalty, after causing a scene when the counter crew at Olneyville NY System refused to recognize his "celebrity" status for a 10 percent discount. The vocalist crammed a copy of Popes Pears down the foreigner's throat and was taken into custody shortly thereafter. Not for nothing, but this probably was the best story posted on RTTP. |
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