If you could be one person for the day, who would it be.[views:3254][posts:33]______________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 2:40pm - the_reverend ""] I have 2 people, but I'm trying to figure out which one. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 2:42pm - the_reverend ""] either gisele bundchen so I could throw humping tom brady in xmikex's and rustyps's face.... Or Octomom so I could go out and get her AIDS and then... well.. lulz! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 3:02pm - RustyPS ""] YOU BASTARD! |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 3:07pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] i'd wanna be my 2 year old son, he looks like he's having an awesome time all the time, but i'd want to remember what it was like when I turned back into me |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 4:48pm - slarchild ""] some really rich chick with huge boobs, id spend all day feeling myself up and then wire all my money into marcus' bank account |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 5:13pm - blesssed offal ""] id be rich bova so that i could tell everyone i was the best, but they wouldnt think i was conceded, since it would actually be a fact |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 6:32pm - dreadkill ""] kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 6:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 7:05pm - Not Rich Bova ""] blesssed%20offal said:id be rich bova so that i could tell everyone i was the best, but they wouldnt think i was conceded, since it would actually be a fact |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 7:13pm - dreadkill ""] lemmy |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 7:26pm - MikeOv ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Peter Steele |
| __________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 7:40pm - elihhcb ""] Michael angelo baito. I would finger bang ladies into world records. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 7:51pm - OneEyedDog ""] pee-wee herman |
| _____________________________ [Dec 24,2009 8:29pm - pam ""] Mike Patton. I'd really like to know what it's like to Malkovich that fuckin' guy. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 8:36am - BlackoutRick ""] Tom Byron |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 8:42am - the_reverend ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too.you obviously have never met him. irl the dudes solid with a great sense of humor. idk about the dong though. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 25,2009 8:59am - Slag ""] Tiger Woods. It's been awhile since i've fucked 4 or so porn stars and 20 other hot girls in a month, also did I mention that he is filthy rich? Who cares about whatever golf skills he has. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 8:59am - DreadKill ""] Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis |
| _______________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:08am - Murph ""] dreadkill said:kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick Dr. Cock and Balls. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:34am - t2daeek ""] DreadKill said:Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:35am - t2daeek ""] or billy gibbons. then i wouldn't have to deal with this awkward in between beard stage |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:38am - slartimus pyle ""] elihhcb said:Michael angelo baito. I would finger bang young children into world records. *fixed |
| __________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:49am - BrianDBB ""] No surprise here... [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 11:56am - xmikex ""] Tom Brady, so I can bang the Rev. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 12:11pm - goatcatalyst ""] Murph said: dreadkill said:kenny fuckin powers, the man with the golden dick Dr. Cock and Balls. The Reverse Apache Master. For real though, I'd probably want to be Ashley Shaeffer. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 1:49pm - Archaeon ""] Ashlee Simpson, So I could hump Pete Wentz. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:00pm - DreadKill ""] t2daeek said:or billy gibbons. then i wouldn't have to deal with this awkward in between beard stage when I was 8 years old I wanted to be Billy gibbons so bad. I taped a paper beard to my face and jumped on the bed, rocking out with a paper guitar. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 9:06pm - the_reverend ""] xmikex said:Tom Brady, so I can bang the Rev. it seems my king has been checkmated. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 10:27pm - RichHorror ""] t2daeek said: DreadKill said:Anyone who didn't choose lemmy is raviolis [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 25,2009 10:32pm - the_reverend ""] whoah, shit yeah! a whole thing of mother fucking coke. that is a lot of coke. and a sammich platter. nice. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 26,2009 1:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the_reverend said: FuckIsMySignature said:Peter Steele so i can finally see why he's so fucking miserable all the time. oh and having a 12 foot dick would be rad too.you obviously have never met him. irl the dudes solid with a great sense of humor. idk about the dong though. i was obviously referring to the the depressing nature of his music/lyrics. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2009 3:43am - goatcatalyst ""] Definitely someone's mother |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 26,2009 10:48am - BlackoutRick ""] Wow. No one said Ron Jeremy either. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 26,2009 1:23pm - the_reverend ""] that's what I want. a whole day where I'm a big fat hair guido and every time I piss, it burns. no thanks |