fart fart farty fart... fart[views:1720][posts:23]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 9:32am - the_reverend ""] jeepers... im in my cube laying hot eggs on my chair. I actually have to vacate the area as to not tear(g)ass everyone. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 9:45am - reimroc ""] i do this on a regular basis |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 9:50am - SkinSandwich ""] I crop dust on a regular basis as well. Usually the victims are my children. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] yesterday was awful in my apartment, it's so small and i was dropping bombs every few minutes. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 11:02am - arilliusbm ""] Already tested in Texas 2 months ago. Old news. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 11:05am - FuckIsMySignature ""] did you happen to drink a case of high life? that was my gaseous downfall this weekend. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 12:50pm - the_reverend ""] It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:10pm - ouchdrummer ""] the_reverend said:It was all the eggs, tofu, and beans I consumed last night. THAT sounds terrible. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] It was awesome. [img] but I'm pretty sure my butthole was trying to turn my entire body inside out. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:16pm - metal_church101 ""] Hot Lunch!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:19pm - the_reverend ""] 1 pack of diced potatoes. 1 pound of tofu 1 can of black beans 1 pack of fake sausage 1 ripe mango... See More 1 ripe avacado 1 small pepper 1 brocoli crown some chopped onions a handful of frozen peas. fry potatoes and oil with no oil mix in tofu and fry mix in sausage and fry mix in drained black beans/peas/pepper fry a little and mix. slightly mix in the avacados/mangos then put in a little water and put the brocolis on top, cover with a little hole for some steam to get out. let cook til brocolis are steamed. when I added the water, I also added some mango dressing. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:29pm - ouchdrummer ""] Wow, that sounds wonderful. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:31pm - Sacreligion ""] ouchdrummer said:Wow, that sounds 'orrible. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:32pm - sixstringcarnage ""] I crop dust all the time at work.. Unfortunately it fails EVERY time because of the air ducts on the kitchen line. I can't hear em but fuck some of them feel like I just shat a fickin 10 lb bomb! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:33pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Dude drop bombs on dogs, they love that shit |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:34pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Reverand I fear for you, I was under the impression sausages were already fake... If so, I don't know what you're eating for sausages |
| _________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 1:35pm - W3 nli ""] this has to be dedicated to brad |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2010 5:58pm - Bradness nli ""] W3%20nli said:this has to be dedicated to brad my butt thanks you sir |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2010 11:38am - Ass Hole ""] Rape the ass of Christ! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 26,2010 1:19pm - Yeti ""] i bet Jesus farted a lot on the cross. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2010 2:20pm - Christ! ""] Ass%20Hole said:Rape the ass of Christ! why don't you just log in, conservationist? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2010 9:57pm - Ass Hole ""] Christ! said: Ass%20Hole said:Rape the ass of Christ! why don't you just log in, conservationist? pure sloth 100% guaranteed, my nilla |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 27,2010 9:01am - metal_church101 ""] Had 3 McDonalds double cheese burgers on the way to my part time job last night. Did nothing but rip ass the whole shift I was there. Nice and loud ones at that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2010 11:37am - Ass Hole ""] Could you taste them? A real fart you can taste on the air. |