Birthday shows = LULz PhAgz
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[Jan 25,2010 5:31pm - ILLitist prick who's better than you ""]
no one cares what day your mom pushed you out of her rotten fucking cunt. no one cares that ONLY YOU wish to commemorate that special day you came into the world to take up more unnecessary space. no one comes to the show because its your birthday. they go because they want to drink beer and possibly score with a chick. as realists, they automatically know that the former is unrealistic because it's YOUR birthday show. your show is one bereft of vagina, which causes them to drink even more :pukeface:. they show up for the beer, bro'ski, sorry to burst that self absorbed bubble. youre an insignificant speck on the face of this indifferent planet. get over yoursel and die already. id be glad to book a show commemorating the day you checked out of life, you faggot birthday show boys :middlefinger:
[Jan 25,2010 5:33pm - reimroc ""]
lol
[Jan 25,2010 5:39pm - xmikex ""]
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DO ATTEND MY BIRTHDAY SHOW. MOTHER AND CADBURY HAVE PUT TOGETHER A MOST SPLENDID LINEUP.
[Jan 25,2010 5:43pm - RustyPS ""]
SCORING WITH CHICKS OR YOU'RE A PUSSY
[Jan 25,2010 5:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i can haz berfday show?
[Jan 25,2010 5:51pm - RichHorror ""]
Why I never!
[Jan 25,2010 5:52pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
I should take offense of this, but I don't.
Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!
[Jan 25,2010 5:53pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
bloblovesmusic said:I should take offense of this, but I don't.
Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!
Lulz really!
[Jan 25,2010 5:54pm - reimroc ""]
bloblovesmusic said:I should take offense of this, but I don't.
Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!
We'll bury you next to GG Allin and invite all the rttp tards to come and piss on your, and his grave whilst throwing our own feces at each other. The only true way to have a commemoration.
[Jan 25,2010 5:56pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
reimroc said:
bloblovesmusic said:I should take offense of this, but I don't.
Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!
We'll bury you next to GG Allin and invite all the rttp tards to come and piss on your, and his grave whilst throwing our own feces at each other. The only true way to have a commemoration.
as long as there's a good grind band playing along, fine with me!
[Jan 25,2010 5:57pm - RichHorror ""]
Wren, can I piss on you now in case I'm already dead by the time you die?
[Jan 25,2010 5:57pm - reimroc ""]
HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.
[Jan 25,2010 5:59pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
RichHorror said:Wren, can I piss on you now in case I'm already dead by the time you die?
who am I to refuse such a heartfelt request?
[Jan 25,2010 5:59pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
reimroc said:HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.
PERFECT!
[Jan 25,2010 6:00pm - blessed offal ""]
bloblovesmusic said:
Oh when I die, I expect an entire week of shows to commemorate my passing!
we already have a tour plan for this in the near future... not gonna tell you when yet
unless you want to know that is...[Jan 25,2010 6:02pm - RustyPS ""]
bloblovesmusic said:
reimroc said:HYEO will play and they'll invite the "gingers to have souls" kid to do a duet with rusty of who wants to live forever by queen. Again, the only true way to have a commemoration.
PERFECT!I will punch that kid in the face....all in the name of Wren of course
[Jan 25,2010 6:07pm - reimroc ""]
why would you punch him? are you trying to say you align yourself with CUWGDHS?
[Jan 25,2010 6:11pm - RustyPS ""]
who the fuck is CUWGDHS?
[Jan 25,2010 6:22pm - immortal13 ""]
I'm gonna blame this thread on Aril.
[Jan 25,2010 6:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that would be the reasonable thing to do
[Jan 25,2010 6:42pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Well scoring with the hot ones, that usually have a boyfriend is tough, but all the other ones are usually ugly or a fuckin sausage.. I usually just go for beer. And the chaos, and obnoxious behavior.
[Jan 25,2010 6:56pm - Dankill ""]
sixstringcarnage said:Well scoring with the hot ones, that usually have a boyfriend is tough, but all the other ones are usually ugly or a fuckin sausage.. I usually just go for beer. And the chaos, and obnoxious behavior.
[Jan 25,2010 7:13pm - reimroc ""]
RustyPS said:who the fuck is CUWGDHS?
The Coalition for Understanding Why Gingers Don't Have Souls.
[Jan 25,2010 7:15pm - RustyPS ""]
reimroc said:
RustyPS said:who the fuck is CUWGDHS?
The Coalition for Understanding Why Gingers Don't Have Souls.is that real?
[Jan 25,2010 7:15pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
Shit just got REAL.
[Jan 25,2010 7:15pm - reimroc ""]
LOL
Did you seriously just ask that?
[Jan 25,2010 7:16pm - RustyPS ""]
NAMBLA actually does exist, so anything is possible
[Jan 25,2010 7:17pm - reimroc ""]
touche. no its not a real organization.
[Jan 25,2010 7:21pm - reimroc ""]
hmm or maybe it is. only such an organization could be behind such an idea.
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[Jan 26,2010 9:40am - Faggot birthday show boi ""]
bump for humility
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[Jan 26,2010 4:08pm - ouchdrummer ""]
ok so this poster is crazy, when's the last time someone god laid at a METAL show? hahahah
and frankly, any reason to have a show with metal bands is a good one to me.
and
why so angry? Someone forget your birthday? Did nobody come to your party? So sad.
[Jan 26,2010 4:13pm - SPACE BAR POLICE ""]
why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?
[Jan 26,2010 4:15pm - SHITTY TROLL POLICE ""]
WHAT HAPPENED TO USING CAPITAL LETTERS AT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES AND FOR WORDS THAT REQUIRE IT FORMALLY? TIME FOR A TRIP BACK TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL?
[Jan 26,2010 4:18pm - Aril ""]
I swear to the anti-christ that I am the original poster.
[Jan 26,2010 4:20pm - 7th TROLL OF A 7TH TROLL POLICE ""]
WHAT HAPPENED TO TROLLS RUNNING RAMPANT AND TYPING HOWEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT, JUST SO LONG AS THEY RIDICULE, ANNOY AND DEBASE OTHER FORUM USERS? TIME FOR A TRIP OFF THE MYSTIC RIVER BRIDGE!
[Jan 26,2010 4:21pm - ARIL IMPERSONATOR POLICE ""]
your arrested.
[Jan 26,2010 4:22pm - ROLY POLY TROLLY ""]
I DID FIVE RAVIOLIS ON THE BACK OF A GREMLIN. CAN YOU TOP THAT HAT HEAD? SPeND A LITtlE TIME IN MY LARRY LAND LAPTOP
[Jan 26,2010 4:23pm - EPICUS SLARICUS TROLLICUS ""]
THICK 'N CREAMY JUS' THE WAY I LIKE IT!
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[Jan 26,2010 4:43pm - arilliusbm ""]
Sad that I'm taking a break from posting here, and some fag tries to impersonate me and/or say I'm the troll that started this thread.
[Jan 26,2010 4:44pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
ysoserious?
[Jan 26,2010 4:46pm - arilliusbm ""]
Life changing experience Saturday night.
[Jan 26,2010 4:48pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Cheating death, we win.
[Jan 26,2010 4:51pm - arilliusbm ""]
lol. I somehow cheated death twice that day.
[Jan 26,2010 4:54pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
True. Rightfully, we should have already had our funeral services and a thread dedicated in praise to our violent demise.
[Jan 26,2010 5:06pm - arilliusbm ""]
I still think it was an illusion.
[Jan 26,2010 5:19pm - ouchdrummer ""]
SPACE%20BAR%20POLICE said:why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?
Oh my goodness!!! THE NERVE!!! not like i've openly admitted to being in NA and on suboxone treatment.. oh wait, i have.... am i supposed to be embarrassed or something? I don't get it.
[Jan 26,2010 5:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
SPACE%20BAR%20POLICE said:why so much use of the space bar? time for your trip to the methadone clinic?
and oh yeah, it wasn't the space bar. It was the ENTER button. you silly goof!
[Jan 26,2010 5:27pm - immortal13 ""]
So many trolls...does not compute.
[Jan 26,2010 5:35pm - Doomkid nli ""]
immortal13 said:So many trolls...does not compute.
The excessive number of trolls has made interpreting these threads way more existential than RTTP should ever be.
[Jan 26,2010 5:41pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
hah fuckin gravel ass
[Jan 26,2010 5:49pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
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