My wife woke me up at 5am[views:3368][posts:20]________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 10:29am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] so we could BANG! That hasn't happened in years! Fucking awesome. The thing is, I am very gassy in the morning, so for a second in between each in and out, i was ripping blasts! Classy |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2010 11:07am - Lamp ""] Anyone who wakes me up at 5am for anything other than work is getting yelled at before I promptly go back to sleep. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 11:07am - RichHorror ""] ITT: Fart propelled bangs |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 11:15am - arilliusbm ""] ^^ hahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:20pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:22pm - RichHorror ""] wtf |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:24pm - SkinSandwich ""] My ex used to give me sleep head. In other words I would be sleeping and out of nowhere she is sucking my junk. Fucking awesome surprise head is.:yoda::yoda::yoda::yoda: |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:27pm - the_reverend ""] I don't think I would like that. I like it before going to bed. rich? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:27pm - the_reverend ""] I thought this was about his wife was waking him up cause there was a racoon outside. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:38pm - dreadkill ""] when i saw the thread title i thought "she better have woken him up to pork or that's bullshit." |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 1:00pm - sxealex ""] i usually go to bed at 4 in the winter so that time is normalish |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 1:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] A) sleep head rules B) farts are funny |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 1:08pm - RichHorror ""] DUTCH OVEN U WONT |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 1:28pm - SkinSandwich ""] My anal larynx was on fire this morning! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 3:49pm - BlackoutRick ""] My wife wakes me at 5am to pull blankets off of me. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 20,2010 4:33pm - pam ""] Lamp said:Anyone who wakes me up at 5am for anything other than work is getting yelled at before I promptly go back to sleep. I won't even get up that early for work. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 7:45pm - the_reverend ""] i did some louis ck related research on this topic. if she was successful, 9 months from now there will be another kid. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 9:50pm - the_reverend ""] skip to 5:40 bennyhillifier there are your answers. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2010 10:49pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] RichHorror said:ITT: Fart propelled bangs mint |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 21,2010 10:13pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] the_reverend said:i did some louis ck related research on this topic. if she was successful, 9 months from now there will be another kid. nope, got a vascectomy a year ago |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 22,2010 8:55am - the_reverend ""] so she wants a new car? maybe she forgot that you are shooting blanks? |