Parents want Gov to change the shape of Hot Dog[views:2186][posts:20]_________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 8:07am - TheRidersofDoom ""] http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2...os.build.better.hot.dogs.cnn?hpt=C2 give me a fucking breakkkkkkk!!!!! "toddlers choke on hot dogs so therefore there needs to be warning labels, or they need to change the shape. I guess we should stop eating carrots, nuts, and grapes too...I mean kids like choking on them stop using coins too, kids love eating them... I fucking hate people who push for a nanny state, watch your damn kids while they eat. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 8:11am - sinistas ""] "I've choked on hot dogs" It's called a cock, homeboy. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 8:12am - TheRidersofDoom ""] Yeah I like the fact they had a gay guy say that. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 8:13am - the_reverend ""] i was just talking about this last night. also, i remembr choking on on hotdog when i was a kid, but i would just swallow hard. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 8:15am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I hope the hot dog industry makes a commercial about this "hey toddlers...stick it up yours!" |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 9:00am - largefreakatzero ""] Fuck that. Hot dog choking sounds like excellent population control. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 9:07am - brian_dc ""] teach your moron kids to chew their food this is why most people shouldn't breed. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 9:29am - largefreakatzero ""] Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be). |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 9:44am - dreadkill ""] TheRidersofDoom said:http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2...os.build.better.hot.dogs.cnn?hpt=C2 I fucking hate people who push for a nanny state, watch your damn kids while they eat. people are lazy and don't want to responsible. i eat meals with my kid and watch her to make sure she's chewing her food properly and not choking. i don't see how the shape of the hot dog even matters. if you bite a big enough piece off of any food, it can be a choking hazard. anyone who has a toddler and gives the kid a hot dog without cutting it up in small pieces first is an idiot whose kid would be better off raised by rabid raccoons. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 23,2010 10:32am - Yeti ""] RIP Maude Flanders. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 10:33am - cinnamon ring ""] Yeti said:RIP Maude Flanders. Footlongs made Ned uncomfortable. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:11pm - arktouros ""] largefreakatzero said:Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be). lol, i wish they were still made like that... RI still has WEINAHS though |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:17pm - Martins ""] largefreakatzero said:Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be). lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:23pm - arilliusbm ""] I don't care what a hot dog is made of. Tastes good. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:27pm - oscarct ""] sinistas said: It's called a cock, homeboy. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:33pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] slice it the long way before serving.....I SO SMART!! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 1:34pm - xmikex ""] Too lazy to make the Gentlemen meme with a toddler having 100 hot dogs in his mouth. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 3:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: kids choking on wieners paging MSD |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 3:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] Martins said: largefreakatzero said:Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be). lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha No, eating processed meat makes you fat. Don't get me wrong though -- I love a delicious hot dog. Just can't eat them much anymore due to cholesterol issues :( |
| _________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 3:55pm - Martins ""] largefreakatzero said: Martins said: largefreakatzero said:Yep. Also, feeding your kids lips + assholes wrapped in intestines might not be the most health-conscious idea -- unless you want fat little fucks running around (or not running at all, as the case may be). lol because eating meat makes you fat? haha No, eating processed meat makes you fat. Don't get me wrong though -- I love a delicious hot dog. Just can't eat them much anymore due to cholesterol issues :( I hope you're not on statins. If you care enough, PM and I can find a bunch of literature for you on why red meat isn't what causes cholesterol problems. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 23,2010 3:56pm - goatcatalyst ""] Anything that diminishes the gag reflexes of children is cool by me. |