"Rumored to last almost the exact amount of time it took for Rampant Decay to start playing and then get banned for life."[views:1628][posts:7]_____________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:41am - RichHorror ""] http://beakwilder.blogspot.com/2009/08/rec...ent-study-proves-that-watching.html Recent scientific study proves that watching sports is "sort of gay" Article by Beak Wilder / Photo courtesy of the World Wide Web A recent study conducted by scientists has shown that there is a definite connection between watching sports and being homosexual. The study, which was conducted in front of O'Brien's Pub in Allston, was overseen by three highly respected area men, and was rumored to last almost the exact amount of time it took for Rampant Decay to start playing and then get banned for life. It was a storyline O'Brien's Pub had most definitely seen before. "Those scientists were up to something," claimed Jimmy Flynn, a "man with a plan" type of guy with at least ten years of being shifty and shady under his belt. "They were trying to discover shit." Scientists in the area refused to admit whether, or not, they were there to, in fact, discover shit, however, many locals believed that they were. "It's sort of gay," said Jorge Camifortia, a crisp looking fellow from the smooth part town. "It's just a bunch of dudes sitting around on a couch, watching a bunch of other dudes on the television. It's really weird, y'know? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being gay. I'm just pointing out something I've noticed, that's all. All I'm saying is, if I was watching a movie that had a bunch of dudes slapping each other on the ass, people would start to think things about me. And who blame 'em?" There has been no comment yet from any sports fan, as they are all assumed to be slapping, touching, and hugging, all while screaming "we did it" into the air, even though they didn't actually do anything at all. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:44am - the_reverend ""] this is science. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:45am - the_reverend ""] and I'm glad that beakey has an outlet for his special brand of crazy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:47am - Alexecutioner ""] you cant argue with science, unless your a fucking protestant/catholic which means your a fag anyway |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 10:52am - dreadkill ""] beakey makes a valid point |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 11:00am - Slag NLI ""] ITT: Death of football riffs. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 26,2010 11:05am - DestroyYouAlot ""] good luck with that |