On the dangers of giving a woman an orgasm.[views:5278][posts:23]__________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:22pm - A Dude ""] A warning to the gentlemen of this world: our earth was a much easier place to live on before women started to get off. 'Why?' you ask. Because if you make them cum it takes 1000x the effort to get them to go away later. Moral of the story: do not give women pleasure, it will make them like you. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:24pm - blessed offal ""] truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:25pm - the_reverend ""] i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:30pm - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone." :point::point::point: |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:31pm - blessed offal ""] that reminds me of what dave chappel said for women to do to make men happy: suck his dick make him a sandwich and leave him the fuck alone |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2010 10:34pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] the_reverend said:i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone." [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 7:20pm - elihhcb ""] Mighta been chris rock |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:33pm - unholy_dave ""] blessed%20offal said:truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:35pm - blessed offal ""] unholy_dave said: blessed%20offal said:truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always. i knew someone would say that eventually. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:37pm - the_reverend ""] yeah... but I COULD give out $50 and a chocolate bar over and over again, but I would run out of cash mightly fast. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 8:40pm - blessed offal ""] unholy_dave said: blessed%20offal said:truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always. also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 9:34pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 9:36pm - the_reverend ""] IT'S FAAKE |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 9:41pm - unholy_dave ""] blessed%20offal said: unholy_dave said: blessed%20offal said:truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always. also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit haha, we'll be there in june with all new material, my friend. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 9:49pm - blessed offal ""] unholy_dave said: blessed%20offal said: unholy_dave said: blessed%20offal said:truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later. if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always. also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit haha, we'll be there in june with all new material, my friend. good stuff. i dont think ive seen you guys in boston since when i was in hirudinea and we played at dee dees, i think with bloody panda. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 9:51pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 15,2010 10:00pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2010 12:06am - swamplorddvm ""] Pff. I do plenty and they still end up hating me. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2010 12:05pm - pam ""] swamplorddvm said:Pff. I do plenty and they still end up hating me. Do you ruin it by speaking? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2010 12:21pm - arilliusbm ""] The best is giving them multiple orgasms. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2010 12:27pm - the_reverend ""] like this? [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 16,2010 2:18pm - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:like this? [img] winner. :point: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2010 2:21pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL. Tell me about it |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2010 3:04pm - Lamp ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] "As tits? Whose tits you been grabbing that feel hard, that's what I wanna know" "FUCK YOU" |