a proclamation of truth[views:1441][posts:12]__________________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 11:33am - The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert ""] I, Casbert, have been informed by my advisors that I shall retake this land. From this day on, I, the great warrior Casbert, officially proclaim this kingdom as mine. DestroyYouAlot has been demoted to dungeon slave; his master abilities are stripped. From this day on, Richard Horror shall be knighted and known as Sir Richard Horror and he shall serve this great kingdom. Those who oppose such rulings shall be exectued in public. Those who adhere to my leadership shall prosper and serve this great kingdom. From this day on, I, Casbert, officially promote Blessed Offal as jester of this kingdom. His new role shall be respected and understood. I, Casbert the Great, officially declare war on this "Bova" I have heard so much about. This "Bova" is an enemy to all, and shall be banished for life. Those of you who oppose this ruling shall be executed. This is now the Kingdom of Casbert. Good day. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 11:48am - Slag NLI ""] This thread was a good read. |
| __________________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:33pm - The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert ""] Cosbert approves of that statement. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I shall stand with the Army of Bova in defiance of your unjust proclamation of LIES. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! |
| __________________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:43pm - The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert ""] Fuckismysignature is hereby expelled from this jurisdiction. He shall be executed at the next "Scaphism" show. |
| __________________________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:51pm - The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert ""] DestroyYouAlot said:We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! SILENCE you miserable fool! You are a dungeon slave. Mop the fucking floor! |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 12:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] prepare for battle! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 18,2010 1:08pm - Yeti ""] you don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Casbert, you and all your silly anti-Bova k-nnnnnights!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 18,2010 1:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] The%20True%20Neutral%20Human%20Warrior%20Casbert said: DestroyYouAlot said:We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! SILENCE you miserable fool! You are a dungeon slave. Mop the fucking floor! Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! |
| _________________________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 9:44am - The True Neutral Human Warrior Casbert ""] It is with regret that I must inform you of the demotion of GoatCatalyst. He, from this day forth, shall be a soup chef in the grand kitchen. His duties will pertain to that of a slave, much like that of DestroyYouAlot. His demotion comes at an opportune time; a time where we need all the best warriors on the battlefield. Good day all. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 9:50am - SkinSandwich ""] I like to beat off on sleeping, unsuspecting women. Oh yes. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 22,2010 9:53am - arilliusbm ""] SkinSandwich said:I like to beat off on sleeping, unsuspecting women. Oh yes. /thread |