Did you know the new darwor cd "foederati" was actually written by some bitter geek who got throw out of the band 3 years ago. also some "original" goratory guitar player takes credit for all of those guy's careers pre and post goratory?
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[Apr 1,2010 1:32pm - josh_hates_you ""]
True story. I met the "original" darkwor and goratory guitar players last night. Both seemed like bitter little men who did absolutely everythin for both of these bands. wrote all their songs. got the record contracts. that kid even wrote all DYA's bass lines tooo. I kept asking goratory dude which cd's he was on. no answer. asked him why he's not on tour with job for a cowboy. no answer. i asked why he talks shit instead of playing his guitar. dude "really" he says. gtfo of my house wah wah wah. so i began to ream him out for being a faggot while getting dragged out of the house by the people i went with. darkwor boy grew up with pat and john and now claims to be friends with them and yet talks shit for 2 straight hours. i know i ranting. long live Jager.
[Apr 1,2010 1:35pm - Did you know...DICK?! ""]
Cool spelling and grammar, Einstein.
[Apr 1,2010 1:36pm - brian_dc ""]
in b4 shitstorm
[Apr 1,2010 1:36pm - arktouros ""]
hahahah.....hahahahaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Apr 1,2010 1:40pm - Slag NLI ""]
I think I know who that might be. LOL.
[Apr 1,2010 1:42pm - Slag NLI ""]
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[Apr 1,2010 1:42pm - rabbi ""]
I created RTTP 5000 years before this reverend.
[Apr 1,2010 1:42pm - josh_hates_you ""]
cool spelling and grammar courtesy of jager meister and the fack that i just woke up.
i guess goratory dudes name was dane and is a perpetual shit talker in gerneral. guess he actually was on sexualy intercorpse. doesnt make him any less of a faggot.
i invited darkwor boy to ralph's tonight. hope he shows up or he is a pussy.
[Apr 1,2010 1:44pm - Slag NLI ""]
Did he look like a vampire? was he wearing crushed velvet?
[Apr 1,2010 1:48pm - arktouros ""]
please. it's obvious who it is.
[Apr 1,2010 1:50pm - josh_hates_you ""]
ding ding ding.
[Apr 1,2010 1:52pm - Slag NLI ""]
ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.
[Apr 1,2010 1:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
lol too long, will read later
[Apr 1,2010 1:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FALSE. Larry Graham wrote all Darkwor's bass lines.
[Apr 1,2010 1:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
all your basslines are belong to us
[Apr 1,2010 2:08pm - brian_dc ""]
ONLY PURDIE SHUFFLE IS REAL
bennyhillifier
[Apr 1,2010 2:09pm - brian_dc ""]
DON'T WORRY BOUT THOSE GHOST NOTES
bennyhillifier
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT REBOUND
[Apr 1,2010 2:10pm - arilliusbm ""]
I'm asuming this thread is an April fools joke?
[Apr 1,2010 2:11pm - arktouros ""]
josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.
[Apr 1,2010 2:14pm - blue ""]
are you talking about dana (original goratory guitarist)?
[Apr 1,2010 2:15pm - arilliusbm ""]
I'm still bitter a darkwor for stealing our bassist.
..kidding
[Apr 1,2010 2:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arktouros said:josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.
So wait, which dude is this exactly?
[Apr 1,2010 2:17pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
blue said:are you talking about dana (original goratory guitarist)?
Cut-sleeve Slipknot shirts FTW.
[Apr 1,2010 2:18pm - josh_hates_you ""]
arilliusbm said:I'm asuming this thread is an April fools joke?
no joke. too awesome to make up. serious thread is not a zackkattck or haxors.
i have never met 2 more bitter shit talkers in my life. after i got all loud and aggressive darkwor boy shut up and wouldnt even look at me. eyes glues to the floor. goratry backed up almost into the wall yelling at me to leave his apartment. 300 smithfield ave providence according to my gps.......who the fuck's idea was it to go there? i really dont remember arriving there too well.
did i mention yay for jager?
[Apr 1,2010 2:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Slag%20NLI said:ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.
It's running in stereo now. No subs, but it's in stereo.
[Apr 1,2010 2:19pm - Sacreligion ""]
Yayger?
[Apr 1,2010 2:20pm - Slag NLI ""]
Sacreligion said:
Slag%20NLI said:ps, josh, I still need to get back to you about the PA issue. Trying to figure plan of attack.
It's running in stereo now. No subs, but it's in stereo. I know. Wanted to see what I could do to help the PA system get back on its feet. I will talk to one of you before the show.
[Apr 1,2010 2:21pm - Sacreligion ""]
It's entirely up to Tam and if I had to guess he won't really do much to help out the situation. Baby steps hahaha.
[Apr 1,2010 2:24pm - arilliusbm ""]
When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers and women?
[Apr 1,2010 2:24pm - Sacreligion ""]
Feel free to come to Wreckoning practice next week. hahha
[Apr 1,2010 2:25pm - blue ""]
well that aint dana youre talking about.
[Apr 1,2010 2:26pm - MetalThursday ""]
arilliusbm said:When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers, show ideas, etc...
[Apr 1,2010 2:28pm - MetalThursday ""]
Josh was the guy tall or short? Might have been Nick not Dana.
[Apr 1,2010 2:31pm - arktouros ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
arktouros said:josh hit the nail on the head about that kid.
So wait, which dude is this exactly?
The guitarist who first started playing with Pat and I. Kicked out for a multitude of reasons and his songs were scrapped. 1.5 songs were recycled/rewritten...
Josh, much appreciated, I can't BELIEVE he still talks about it...it's as if he wants credit for doing something with his life.
[Apr 1,2010 2:32pm - blue ""]
MetalThursday said:Josh was the guy tall or short? Might have been Nick not Dana.
this is what i was thinking.
[Apr 1,2010 2:32pm - arktouros ""]
MetalThursday said:
arilliusbm said:When can I invade a Worcester practice with beers, show ideas, etc...
DUDES...we're practicing Monday for sure and may practice this weekend. Calls will be made.
[Apr 1,2010 2:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.
[Apr 1,2010 2:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
I can't wait to play shows again. Th new thing we've got going is pretty rad so far but we need more members.
Also, herugrim may play a show or two at the end of this year or next year, once we have the ep out. Again, we need members but i need to play shows again... Would be interested in a MT.
[Apr 1,2010 2:35pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Nick Parente was in darkwor? LOLWUT??? Guy is a total fucking faggot.
[Apr 1,2010 2:36pm - josh_hates_you ""]
short. like 35 or older. shit talking faggot.
[Apr 1,2010 2:36pm - josh_hates_you ""]
really hates jay from abnormality.
[Apr 1,2010 2:37pm - arilliusbm ""]
Why does that Nick dude ring a bell??
[Apr 1,2010 2:39pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Yeah, that's Nick Parente. Guy runs his mouth freely and when people confront him, he runs away like a total pussy.
[Apr 1,2010 2:39pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Jim, he was one of the original Goratory vocalists.
[Apr 1,2010 2:39pm - arktouros ""]
Sacreligion said:I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.
Grew up with us. You know who he is.
[Apr 1,2010 2:40pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
My friend James beat him up at an Opeth show.
[Apr 1,2010 2:40pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fight him or you're a Poosie
[Apr 1,2010 2:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
MikeofdecrepitudE said:Nick Parente was in darkwor? LOLWUT??? Guy is a total fucking faggot.
LOL @ DARKWORATORY
(think this is two different dudes, one night.)
(two dudes, one cup of bitter tears?)
[Apr 1,2010 2:43pm - arilliusbm ""]
honestly, NEBM needs more drama and stabbings.
[Apr 1,2010 2:44pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Haha, Oh man, I was gonna say. He hates black metal too, so it makes sense that it wouldn't be him, I guess.
[Apr 1,2010 2:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
arktouros said:
Sacreligion said:I feel like I should know who vampy douche is but I can't place who it is.
Grew up with us. You know who he is.
Every time I think douche from Millbury I can only think of Ian hahaha
[Apr 1,2010 2:49pm - MetalThursday ""]
Ya I'm gonna be Switzerland here but that's definitely Nick. He was briefly in Despoilment back in 2001 & we also had a death metal studio project called Fuckfest the same year.
[Apr 1,2010 2:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
LOL
In related news about related, here are some of the "related videos" from Aaron's lil' Darkwor clip:
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[Apr 1,2010 2:59pm - josh_hates_you ""]
i hope he goes to the despoilment reuinion show.
[Apr 1,2010 3:11pm - MetalThursday ""]
I think you'd see Sarah Palin do a pro-abortion PSA before that would happen.
[Apr 1,2010 3:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
MetalThursday said:see Sarah Palin do a pro-abortion PSA before that would happen.
i'll by THAT for a dollar
[Apr 1,2010 3:18pm - Yeti ""]
i'm curious as to who the Darkwor person is, and if i've met him. i can think of only a handful of people who came from Millbury who aren't complete scumbag douches.
[Apr 1,2010 3:20pm - arktouros ""]
ugh....ITT: people I'm glad are out of my life
[Apr 1,2010 3:22pm - Yeti ""]
Did%20you%20know...DICK?! said:Cool spelling and grammar, Einstein.
this made me laugh very hard.
[Apr 1,2010 3:24pm - arktouros ""]
LOL @ Josh giving him shit though of all people! Must have been bright fucking red like that velvet rug he wears.
[Apr 1,2010 3:24pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
[Apr 1,2010 3:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
Try having an ex bandmate steal your car at night and park it somewhere else where you can't find it. Same ex band mate was hiding in the closet the whole time, and was my college roomate for 2 years. For all I know, many penile units could have been suckled in my back seat.
[Apr 1,2010 3:32pm - Yeti ""]
DYA IS A BASS REPOST
[Apr 1,2010 3:32pm - arktouros ""]
so he stole your car while hiding in the closet?
or was he hiding in the closet for 2 years as your college roommate?
or was he "in the closet" and sucking other penile units?
does your back seat detach and was it in the closet while he was getting his penile unit sucked?
[Apr 1,2010 3:36pm - arilliusbm ""]
These are all unanswered questions. He also owes me a few CDs, band shirts, and stuff. Luckily I haven't had any issues with any other banddmates since then. Watching the DYA/Seth stuff was more fun than watching General Hospital on crack, though. Shit was intense.
[Apr 1,2010 3:36pm - Sacreligion ""]
So....did he cum or what?!
[Apr 1,2010 3:40pm - C.dEaD ""]
Hoyl shit! hhaha, I know this dork. He had the shittiest band of all time.....BOTULISM!!!! AHAHAHAHAH
[Apr 1,2010 3:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Apr 1,2010 3:43pm - C.dEaD ""]
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Cool demo bro...
[Apr 1,2010 3:44pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Botulism was so bad that even he admitted how awful they were.
[Apr 1,2010 3:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
Hahaha
[Apr 1,2010 3:45pm - C.dEaD ""]
NICK POWER?!!?! Is this guy fucking serious?
[Apr 1,2010 3:45pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
LOFL.
[Apr 1,2010 3:46pm - C.dEaD ""]
I just changed my name to Jay Ferocity. True story.
[Apr 1,2010 3:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
C.dEaD said:[img]
Cool demo bro...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking have this demo. TOO PRECIOUS.
[Apr 1,2010 3:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
can i be Tommy Terror?
[Apr 1,2010 3:49pm - arilliusbm ""]
Someone rip that shit, post it.
[Apr 1,2010 3:50pm - arktouros ""]
oh man, GREAT thread.
Johnny Rambo here.
[Apr 1,2010 3:50pm - C.dEaD ""]
I USED to have that tape. He gave it to me at some show I don't remember. I immediately gave it to my friend upon listening.
[Apr 1,2010 3:54pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
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*changed the initial photo so that Max wouldn't be associated with this tool shed.
[Apr 1,2010 3:57pm - KPANZER ""]
I just changed my name to KPANZE-oh fuck,....
[Apr 1,2010 3:58pm - C.dEaD ""]
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[Apr 1,2010 4:01pm - Sacreligion ""]
Mike Mayhem is down to be in a Botulism tribute band.
[Apr 1,2010 4:05pm - markworkingrichards ""]
It can be called Slamonela. I'll be Mark Mangler.
[Apr 1,2010 4:07pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Ryan Reaper reporting for duty
[Apr 1,2010 4:08pm - Sacreligion ""]
20-man supergroup FTW.
[Apr 1,2010 4:09pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
17 vocalists, a drummer, bassist and one guitarist.
[Apr 1,2010 4:09pm - Slag NLI ""]
I'm sensing a death-metal themed wrestling alliance with all these great names.
[Apr 1,2010 4:10pm - josh_hates_you ""]
its definitely the dude in the pic Mikeofdecrepitude posted. only 10 years later, skinnier and balding. fucking faggot.
[Apr 1,2010 4:10pm - DreadKill ""]
Ken Kryptkeeper here
[Apr 1,2010 4:11pm - Sacreligion ""]
You can be one of the 10 main vocalists.
[Apr 1,2010 4:11pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
This KILLS any Bova related thread.
[Apr 1,2010 4:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
MikeofdecrepitudE said:This KILLS any Bova related thread.
I think it's that cat video that does it.
[Apr 1,2010 4:22pm - josh_hates_you ""]
josh_hates_you said:
300 smithfield ave providence according to my gps.......who the fuck's idea was it to go there? i really dont remember arriving there too well.
did i mention yay for jager?
hahahahaha so im looking at the texts i sent out last nite. Don't remember any of them...........
to: gina zombie: thurs april 1 12:53 am - holy fauuckin drarunk i am
" " 1:44 am - blank page
" " 1:46 am - somehow iim at that fagggot that slipped me them roofies that times place....
" " 1:55 am - im drunk w scot n lindsey. mite beat this fucking homo up.
" " 2:05 am - i dont actually have any idea where the hell i am
" " 2:58 am - Rawr...
Scott T: thurs april 1 5:24 am - I sorry bout that dude. iu cant believe how fucking pissed off i am. i should beaten the fuck out of that faggot.
hahahahahahaha. I hope i have this much fun at ralph's tonight.
[Apr 1,2010 4:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Tommy Terror may have to make an appearence at ralphs tonight
[Apr 1,2010 4:27pm - markworkingrichards ""]
Tommy Terror reminds me too much of Tommy & The Terrors; how about Tommy Tumultuous? Tom Turbulence?
[Apr 1,2010 4:28pm - Yeti ""]
Tony Twinkle Toes
[Apr 1,2010 4:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
TOMMY GUNS
[Apr 1,2010 4:29pm - DreadKill ""]
tommy tubular
[Apr 1,2010 4:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
STEVIE PENIS TOUCHER
[Apr 1,2010 4:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
NO WAIT
[Apr 1,2010 4:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
[Apr 1,2010 4:31pm - Yeti ""]
holy shit i just almost choked on the food i'm eating.
[Apr 1,2010 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
chooooke on ittttt
[Apr 1,2010 4:52pm - Slag ""]
Tom 'le Terrible
[Apr 3,2010 10:41am - Rapers ""]
Man I could defiantly see how shit talking gets old. I mean why would anyone talk shite, why would anyone type shite.
Motherfucking was bitching for a night, you all been talking shite for two weeks. Get over it faggots are faggots
[Apr 3,2010 11:14am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
blue said:well that aint dana youre talking about.
naw he's talking about the other singer that was in the band, before adam took it all up his shoulders.
keith's told me stories about this dood talking shit like that towards him too.
sounds solid and legit.
[Apr 3,2010 12:28pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Nice font logo, bro...
[Apr 3,2010 3:42pm - mike pootaker ""]
AndrewBastard said:Nice font logo, bro...
cool story, bro.
[Apr 3,2010 4:40pm - Ross Slobjewman ""]
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[Apr 3,2010 4:43pm - mike pootaker ""]
hahah we're adults.
[Apr 3,2010 5:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Rapers said:Man I could defiantly see how shit talking gets old. I mean why would anyone talk shite, why would anyone type shite.
Motherfucking was bitching for a night, you all been talking shite for two weeks. Get over it faggots are faggots
Hahaha, I literally just logged in to see if this thread had generated any more lulz. Definitely did not disappoint.
[Apr 4,2011 11:38am - ryan666 ""]
Hahaha!
[Apr 4,2011 12:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
haha, best thread
[Apr 4,2011 12:21pm - josh_hates_you ""]
i was drunk when i made this thread. nick parente still sucks.
[Apr 4,2011 12:37pm - W3 nli ""]
Compst pile reunion make it happen blue lol
[Apr 4,2011 1:11pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
nothings better than going back and seeing the shitty threads you made when you were high or drunk.
[Apr 4,2011 3:00pm - ouchdrummer ""]
Randy_Marsh said:nothings better than going back and seeing the shitty threads you made when you were high or drunk.
How about going to your email account and seeing emails that you sent while drunk/high/tripping.... actually, that's almost never been fun for me... :( My "filter" isn't that good when i'm sober, i say some dumb shit when i'm intoxicated.
[Apr 4,2011 9:38pm - demondave ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
C.dEaD said:[img]
Cool demo bro...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking have this demo. TOO PRECIOUS.
I have that split with compost pile. Say what you want about the rest, but I still love the song 'spear' , and would play it now and then when doing radio shows. I probably like that song more than Botulism did.
[Mar 21,2014 4:28pm - HAMBONE ""]
bump
[Mar 21,2014 4:50pm - xmikex ""]
haha I wish I saw this thread the first time. That guy Nick was the original metal jabroni. Wily before Wily was Wily class. Brief breakdown of what I remember of him
- First dude I ever heard of to get criminal charges pressed against him for internet harassment. Got in a messageboard fight with a girl over practically nothing and harassed her night and day until he ended up in court.
- Constantly banging the drum for "supporting the scene." Never gave a shit about anything that wasn't his own band.
- Totally useless in Goratory. The dude from Sexcrement was the only one that was any good. There was no point to that band ever having 2 singers.
- Insisted that there was a war going on between between metal & hardcore and that he was going to kick FSU's ass. Somehow mysteriously absent any time a long hair got his ass kicked in at a classic Scott Lee Diecast + Various Random metal bands shows
- Went as far to say that the kid who died of a diabetic seizure at the Middle East "deserved to die" for being at a hardcore show without a shred of sarcasm
I guess what I'm saying is, he really was the metal trailblazer he made himself out to be.
[Mar 22,2014 3:54pm - DYA is YOUR DELAY, TOOTS ""]
rebump for random Compost Pile reference
[Mar 22,2014 4:25pm - MetalThursday ""]
bennyhillifier
[Oct 5,2014 2:13pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""]
Bump for WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS STUPID FUCKING BOTULISM DEMO
[Sep 1,2015 8:24pm - Wild Man ""]
Look at this guy wiggin' out.
[Sep 1,2015 8:25pm - real_shutup_fagget ""]
shutup fagget