Why do all metal chicks in bands play bass?[views:7969][posts:30]____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 1:39pm - Ughhh.... ""] Because playing bass sucks:pukeface: |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 1:54pm - timma ""] YOU SUCK. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 1:58pm - narkybark ""] haha timma, you're a metal chick! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:03pm - Slymo ""] 8====D~~~~ |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] narkybark said:haha timma, you're a metal chick! So are you! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:47pm - timma ""] More like a metal DOUCHE. Suckaaaaaaaaa |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 2:52pm - DreadKill ""] narkybark said:haha timma, you're a metal chink! that's RAC1TS, dude! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:04pm - timma ""] Buncha goddamn inbred honkeys up in here. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:10pm - MetalThursday ""] Paging thuringwethil, deathchick & pam... |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 3:10pm - MetalThursday ""] Paging thuringwethil, deathchick & pam... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 4:39pm - narkybark ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: narkybark said:you're a metal chick! So are you! Pfft. I'm every woman. It's all in me. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 4:41pm - timma ""] Anything you want done, Marky, he'll do it naturally. And by naturally, I mean homorapistlly. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 4:42pm - PISSCHRIST ""] ? ok this thread makes no sense |
| _______________________________ [Apr 19,2010 5:32pm - timma ""] PISSCHRIST said:? ok this thread makes no sense ....and you were expecting what, exactly? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:15pm - blessed offal ""] PISSCHRIST said:? ok this thread makes no sense does this help? [img] |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:43pm - reimroc ""] RHYTHM SECTION FTW |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:49pm - AndrewBastard ""] blessed%20offal said: PISSCHRIST said:? ok this thread makes no sense does this help? [img] LOL |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:51pm - demondave ""] I raise you Haemorrhage [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:52pm - demondave ""] and broken link |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 6:52pm - demondave ""] fixed |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:12pm - LBprovidence ""] no one likes the bass player |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:16pm - DreadKill ""] Ughhh.... said:Because playing bass sucks:pukeface: yeah, ok dude. go tell that to lemmy. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:21pm - RichHorror ""] timma said: narkybark said: Lotta hot pieces of ass up in this piece. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:35pm - RichHorror ""] Also, playing bass is womens' work. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:42pm - narkybark ""] you don't learn string cutting skills in the kitchen. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 7:43pm - HandinjuryNLI ""] I raise you all four broads in putrefied beauty. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:42pm - Roxy Petrucci ""] How about a drumstick up your faggot ass, motherfucker???? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:44pm - PISSCHRIST ""] Roxy%20Petrucci said:How about a drumstick up your faggot ass, motherfucker???? [img] YES!! |
| __________________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 8:55pm - Roxy Petrucci's Drum Tech ""] Mmmm... this reminds me of the Vixen tour with Ozzy & White Lion back in '89. At the end of every show, I used to put my nose right up to Roxy's drum throne and inhale deeply, savoring the smell of her ass sweat. Those were the days! |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 19,2010 10:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] LBprovidence said:no one likes the bass player The bass player always has to hang out with the drummer and his girlfriend. (I wish I remembered more of this skit) |