The status of thrash metal in Boston.
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[May 18,2010 3:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
Let us take some time and talk about the status of thrash metal around Boston. I don't live in the city so please enlighten me on what's going on with thrash metal around here.
There's the dawn of these "pizza thrash" bands which some love and some despise.
List reasons why these bands either a.) suck b.) are bad for thrash or c.) great.
Also list all non-"pizza" thrash bands around and provide links. basically, WHY are the thrash bands moving away towards a Sodom-esuqe sound and more towards a partyfuntime sound. Keep in mind I'm somewhat clueless on what constitutes these "pizza" bands. They're certainly cheesy.
Also, why aren't there many old school sounding thrash bands around anymore?
Help a brother out - it seems Boston thrash is evolving and ain't no body doin a damn thing about it.
Regards,
a highly caffeinated aril
[May 18,2010 3:21pm - blessed offal ""]
status: non-existent
[May 18,2010 3:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
lol
[May 18,2010 3:23pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
I love pizza. Esp a nice papa ginos pepperoni.
[May 18,2010 3:24pm - Yeti ""]
i don't even know what constitutes thrash anymore. bands like Mantic Ritual call themselves thrash and get to tour with bands like Marduk, yet when i hear them, i think "crap".
[May 18,2010 3:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I dunno about "moving away" from anything, it's not like there was this glut of amazing thrash bands around here that all of a sudden dried up.
[May 18,2010 3:24pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Please define pizza thrash for me. Def sounds cheesy as a mother
[May 18,2010 3:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
DYA: yea.
I meant it in the sense as non-traditional.
[May 18,2010 3:25pm - gettinhungry ""]
pizza thrash > burrito metal
[May 18,2010 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
to me, pizza thrash is a band like Municipal Waste. not really that good, but they like to party-hardy and have a following because of it.
[May 18,2010 3:28pm - blessed offal ""]
sixstringcarnage said:Please define pizza thrash for me. Def sounds cheesy as a mother
the best description i can give you is exodus 'impact is imminent' and anthrax 'attack of the killer bs'
[May 18,2010 3:31pm - DreadKill ""]
sixstringcarnage said:Please define pizza thrash for me. Def sounds cheesy as a mothernot only does it sound cheesy, but it also sounds saucy, crusty, and pepperoni-y
[May 18,2010 3:32pm - Lich_King ""]
"pizza thrash"... for fuck's sake, man.
[May 18,2010 3:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
Who coined that term??
[May 18,2010 3:42pm - Spydre ""]
I prefer my thrash to be more like a calzone.
[May 18,2010 3:57pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Look upon your Col Parker, Boston:
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[May 18,2010 4:06pm - narkybark ""]
I lot of old school thrash was cheesy too, you can't really say it was serious business
[May 18,2010 4:08pm - Alexecutioner ""]
pizza thrash, is that similar to pizza in hardcore?
[May 18,2010 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
Narkybark has a point. Thrash hasn't always been serious.
[May 18,2010 4:22pm - Snli ""]
I have only heard the term "Pizza Thrash" on this board.
[May 18,2010 4:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Snli said:I have only heard the term "Pizza Thrash" on this board.
Shocker.
[May 18,2010 4:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
BSV coined it, ¿no?
[May 18,2010 5:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
LOL
[May 18,2010 5:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA??!
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[May 18,2010 5:38pm - ShadowSD ""]
What does pizza thrash sound like, Andrew WK raping CSDO?
[May 18,2010 5:50pm - blue ""]
the term 'pizza thrash' started getting thrown around in the area to describe specifically one band: ramming speed. im not digging on RS at all, great band and dudes. but they are pretty much the reason the term gets thrown around here.
[May 18,2010 6:09pm - RustyPS ""]
only "Pizza" thrash band I know/like: http://abovethecloudsbelowtheheavens.blogs...com/2010/04/menace-ii-sobriety.html
[May 18,2010 6:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
blue said:the term 'pizza thrash' started getting thrown around in the area to describe specifically one band: ramming speed. im not digging on RS at all, great band and dudes. but they are pretty much the reason the term gets thrown around here.
No wai, dude, that shit's been old news amongst yon punkers for years and years.
[May 18,2010 6:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
It will only make sense if one of these 'pizza' bands covers Pizzaman by Old Skull.
[May 18,2010 6:43pm - sever ""]
I am eating pizza right now. I am listening to thrash. Does that make pizza thrash?
[May 18,2010 6:45pm - RustyPS ""]
WHO PUT THRASH ON MY PIZZA?!?!? I'D RATHER HAVE SAUSAGE
[May 18,2010 6:47pm - RichHorror ""]
ITT: intellectual dissertations on ironic hipster metal.
[May 18,2010 6:52pm - BSV ""]
Boston hasn't had any good Thrash since Abhorred and Extinction Agenda.
All of the other bands nowadays I find really boring, corny, safe and dry.
Pizza Thrash is applied to any band that throws a show with a keg and somehow convinces themselves that everyone is there for them, because they are amazing. Only true alcholics and headbangers can see through this veil of insecurity. It's a mystical gift that many refer to as "negativity" or "being close minded" or the abominable "elitist" accusation.
[May 18,2010 6:53pm - sever ""]
I have two PhDs, a DVM and two Honorary Degrees in ironic hipster metal studies. Yes, a DVM.
[May 18,2010 6:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
sever said:I am eating pizza right now. I am listening to thrash. Does that make pizza thrash?
DOES NOT COMPUTE
[May 18,2010 7:10pm - sever ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
sever said:I am eating pizza right now. I am listening to thrash. Does that make pizza thrash?
DOES NOT COMPUTE
COMPUTE THIS
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[May 18,2010 7:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
how the fuck do you eat that when it has wooded sticks in it?
[May 18,2010 7:13pm - sever ""]
It's okay, I can't compute it either.
[May 18,2010 7:14pm - quintessence ""]
arilliusbm said:Narkybark has a point. Thrash hasn't always been serious.
I dont really think any of it was every that "serioius" to begin with. Its these hipster faggot bands that take the easiest thing about old thrash there is to copy and run with it..
[May 18,2010 7:14pm - BSV ""]
You play the Toxic Waltz and knock a PA onto Dave Davidson's amp on purpose, THAT'S HOW YOU EAT IT.
TRUE STORY
[May 18,2010 7:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
Perhaps this thread was a long-winded request to start a filfthy thrash band.
[May 18,2010 7:19pm - goatcatalyst ""]
and you can call it "Tawmentah"
[May 18,2010 7:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Cockmeat Sandwich
[May 18,2010 7:26pm - Lamp ""]
The thing about "pizza thrash" as some people like to put it, is that it isn't a purely metal genre. It's crossover. An equal parts punk and metal formula that to me has more to do with DRI than say, Slayer. The only reason it gets called "pizza thrash" rather than "crossover" is because of the lyrical content of the songs, which to me is pretty fucking stupid. So obviously if you like your thrash to be 100% metal then you're not going to dig the pizza bands.
[May 18,2010 7:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
Classic scene from Harold & Kumar II. Eagerly awaiting the 3rd one so I can find stupid stoner humor funny. Maybe I'll eat a pizza too.
[May 18,2010 7:27pm - BSV ""]
come out to Uxbridge and jam.
[May 18,2010 7:29pm - BSV ""]
I love crossover bands, just wish the Boston ones didn't have such a shitty attitude.
[May 18,2010 7:30pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
I'll just say that I love thrash. pizza thrash, calzone thrash, black thrash, serious thrash.
[May 18,2010 7:31pm - arilliusbm ""]
Lamp said: The only reason it gets called "pizza thrash" rather than "crossover" is because of the lyrical content of the songs, which to me is pretty fucking stupid.
blessed%20offal said:
its more referring to a sound and general vibe than lyrical content.
Explain plz
[May 18,2010 7:31pm - RustyPS ""]
bloblovesmusic said:I'll just say that I love thrash. pizza thrash, calzone thrash, black thrash, serious thrash.what about stromboli thrash?
[May 18,2010 7:31pm - goatcatalyst ""]
EVIL metal of Hell in the vein of Hellhammer / Sodom / Kreator / Destruction, plz.
EVIL > fun
[May 18,2010 7:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
does that mean blue plays spaghetti thrash?
[May 18,2010 7:32pm - BSV ""]
I like my Thrash baked.
[May 18,2010 7:33pm - arilliusbm ""]
Pizza thrash is the bloodeyebetty of thrash metal?
[May 18,2010 7:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
BSV said:I like my Thrash baked.
Trashed Metal ftw
[May 18,2010 7:35pm - BSV ""]
It's funny how so many 1st wave Death Metal bands did what they did in spite of crossover. According to Decibel we're in a golden age of new "old school death". HISTORY REPEATS.
explains why so many people have given up on tech death nowadays.
[May 18,2010 7:36pm - BSV ""]
arilliusbm said:Pizza thrash is the bloodeyebetty of thrash metal?
thankfully she was exposed to the lads from Nachrezher when Alcest cancelled. MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE.
[May 18,2010 7:41pm - Lamp ""]
Okay Aril, you made me run out to my car for this one.
Here's the lyrics to a Cross Examination song called "The Foodening". If there ever was a pizza thrash song, this is it.
Well it happened in the month of June, the crew had been partying since noon, the sun had not even yet sunk, but we were fucking drunk. The beast called it from deep inside. We knew there was no way to hide. Hunger creature attacking, appease the foodening. Piled in the car and hit the streets in search of eats on which to feed. The destination this epic day; the pizza buffet. $3.49 - all you can eat pizza. $3.49 - pasta and eats at, $3.49 - the price denotes the mark of the feast. We climbed across the buffet table, devouring all that we were able, and when your average men would drop, we didn't fucking stop. We cleaned out the entire store, pizza warriors we righteous four, we razed and pillaged this delicious land, buffet vikings. Mark of the feast(x4). The foodination was strong this day and we annihilated the whole buffet but when we asked the counter girl for more, she turned and pointed us to the fucking door.
Pay heed to the sign. All you can eat it says for $3.49. Now our demands are clear. If you stand in our way, you'll perish on this day for no one can contain, the fucking foodening.
Not that old thrash is my forte or anything but I'm guessing none of those bands had songs this ridiculous.
"Pizza thrash" is more commonly known as "party thrash", I think the pizza part comes from this board.
[May 18,2010 7:50pm - AndrewBastard ""]
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[May 18,2010 7:50pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I realized that kinda looks like the Razormaze logo...oh well. We started in '03 and broke up in '03!
[May 18,2010 7:59pm - Lich_King ""]
BSV said:MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE.
eww.
[May 18,2010 8:01pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Not to toot my own horn, but I'm fairly fucking brilliant and I believe I have pinpointed through rigorous scientific inquiry the precise moment that metal began its descent into the realm of wanton faggotry. . .
and it was precisely when Slayer concluded this set:
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[May 18,2010 8:03pm - RustyPS ""]
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[May 18,2010 8:29pm - alexc ""]
boston thrash? evolving? what?
theres maybe three or four bands that carry this torch and they are:
Razormaze - my band http://myspace.com/razormazethrash
Nachzehrer - also my band http://myspace.com/nachzehrer666
Powerstance - http://myspace.com/powerstance
Ramming Speed - http://myspace.com/officialrammingspeed
[May 18,2010 8:30pm - Czarnobog ""]
whoa, whoa. don't lump us in with these blue-eyed devils.
[May 18,2010 8:33pm - alexc ""]
i should have put "kind of". though there are some undeniably thrashy parts in our songs bud
[May 18,2010 8:41pm - Czarnobog ""]
yeah, just fuckin around. its true though, not sure you could say there is much of a "boston thrash scene" when there's really only a couple of active thrash bands in this city (and they all seem to have their own sound and approach).
[May 18,2010 8:58pm - Czarnobog ""]
i can definitely get behind the 'MORE SODOM, LESS ANTHRAX' sentiment though.
[May 18,2010 9:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
I'm pretty clueless. I used to go to more shows a while back, haven't gone to many shows recently and am not familiar with many bands. my opinions pretty invalid
[May 18,2010 9:04pm - goatcatalyst ""]
most handsome invalid i've seen in years, jim
[May 18,2010 9:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
[May 18,2010 9:22pm - mortalis ""]
needs more brutal thrash.
[May 18,2010 9:23pm - goatcatalyst ""]
pizza is homo and italian. can i get some general tso thrash?
[May 18,2010 9:23pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Bottom line: only CSDO is real.
[May 18,2010 9:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
Don't call japenese thrash sushi thrash
[May 18,2010 9:25pm - goatcatalyst ""]
it's japcore, right?
[May 18,2010 9:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
perhaps
[May 18,2010 9:31pm - goatcatalyst ""]
ask a chink
[May 18,2010 9:31pm - goatcatalyst ""]
fuck, wrong epithet
[May 18,2010 9:44pm - ThorgWantEat ""]
The thrash of today has too much punk/grindcore influence. It's pretty much like all of the intricacy left the building. The only thrash band still putting out amazing material is Testament.
[May 18,2010 9:48pm - alexc ""]
sounds like thorg isnt listening to ANY new thrash
[May 18,2010 9:56pm - ThorgWantEat ""]
alexc said:sounds like thorg isnt listening to ANY new thrash
I do, most of it is trash. Warbringer is decent but the rest is no good to me. Blackened thrash like the recent non-human level though is amazing and of course it's not made in the USA.
[May 18,2010 9:56pm - HTR ""]
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Now it's a party.
[May 18,2010 9:56pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Aura Noir
Gospel of the Horns
Hellish Crossfire
oh wait, none are from Boston or are that "new"....
[May 18,2010 9:57pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
also, what's wrong with punk/grind in thrash?
[May 18,2010 10:36pm - BSV ""]
Czarnobog said:i can definitely get behind the 'MORE SODOM, LESS ANTHRAX' sentiment though.
THANK YOU COMRADE.
and I totally had BETRAYAL listed with ABHORRED and EXTINCTION AGENDA but left them out since the thread is in reference to Boston Thrash.
I still need a demo. Saw Matt last week with DESOLATE WIND....good stuff! That Toxic Holocaust show was great.
[May 18,2010 10:48pm - Czarnobog ""]
punk influence can be good too... if your talking dark/heavy punk like english dogs, broken bones, sacrilege, axegrinder, amebix, etc.
legions of hell was a pretty decent metal-punk band in that vein (too bad frado died and the rest of em were fuck-ups and couldn't keep it goin): http://www.myspace.com/legionsofhell666
blood of the gods is good too: http://www.myspace.com/botgcrust
less thrash, but you could also include morne: http://www.myspace.com/mornecrust
[May 18,2010 10:49pm - BSV ""]
why can't more bands here be like BASTARDATOR???????
[May 18,2010 11:01pm - AndrewBastard ""]
BSV said:
Czarnobog said:i can definitely get behind the 'MORE SODOM, LESS ANTHRAX' sentiment though.
THANK YOU COMRADE.
and I totally had BETRAYAL listed with ABHORRED and EXTINCTION AGENDA but left them out since the thread is in reference to Boston Thrash.
I still need a demo. Saw Matt last week with DESOLATE WIND....good stuff! That Toxic Holocaust show was great.
Wait, you saw Matt, Josh? How can I get in touch with that kid, any idea? I dont see him at ANY shows I expect him too, even the Providence shows. I'm assuming he's still with mom and dad in West Warwick as he's kinda tapped but I love and miss that kid.
And thank you: Betrayal played 2 KILLER shows. That one at the Green Room with Toxic Holocaust and Avskum and another at the Safari Lounge (oh the good old days) with Esuriem and Deathamphetamine..
[May 18,2010 11:15pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
(yes I know, I'm famous for liking everything)
While I love straight up thrash, more times then none I find myself drawn to thrash mixed with stuff, like black/thrash, crossover, power/thrash, punk/thrash, etc.
Also, I'd like a Betrayal demo too!
[May 18,2010 11:17pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
I hate to say it but I agree with pretty much everything Staples has said in this thread.
goddammit.
[May 18,2010 11:29pm - Lamp ""]
bloblovesmusic said:more times then none I find myself drawn to thrash mixed with stuff, like black/thrash, crossover, power/thrash, punk/thrash, etc.
I feel the same way, not specifically about thrash but more with any music I listen to. I always like the element of surprise so when a band can transition styles very rapidly and still make all the parts kick ass, those are my favorites.
[May 18,2010 11:29pm - Lamp ""]
AndrewBastard said:West Warwick
oof
[May 18,2010 11:30pm - hauptpflucker ""]
Spydre said:I prefer my thrash to be more like a calzone.
[May 18,2010 11:38pm - RichHorror ""]
Since when is Powerstance thrash? Aren't they a fastcore band or some shit?
[May 18,2010 11:43pm - Czarnobog ""]
they're like crossover with random jam breakdowns. 420 thrash?
[May 18,2010 11:45pm - Lamp ""]
I thought Powerstance sounded pretty thrashy but it wasn't thrash in its purest form or anything.
[May 18,2010 11:52pm - RichHorror ""]
My band is clearly more thrash and should get your vote in the next election.
[May 18,2010 11:57pm - Lamp ""]
Do a pointy logo about it.
[May 19,2010 12:02am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
mortalis said:needs more brutal thrash.
[May 19,2010 1:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Lamp said:The thing about "pizza thrash" as some people like to put it, is that it isn't a purely metal genre. It's crossover. An equal parts punk and metal formula that to me has more to do with DRI than say, Slayer. The only reason it gets called "pizza thrash" rather than "crossover" is because of the lyrical content of the songs, which to me is pretty fucking stupid. So obviously if you like your thrash to be 100% metal then you're not going to dig the pizza bands.
Seeeeee...
I actually like a heavy helping of punk in my thrash (which is funny in and of itself since you only got thrash by dumping heavy helpings of punk on NWOBHM bands) - the whole crossover thing was huge for me - but from where I stand, what most of these pizza bands are doing is less "punk influence" and more "not playing so good".
[May 19,2010 3:09am - Randy_Marsh kehd ""]
pizza thrash, an premature offset approach to real thrash metal...real thrash metal being slayer, testament, kreator.
but unlike the predecessors, pizza thrash has to be family friendly. just good ol' family fun.........for the kehds.
[May 19,2010 6:49am - Gabe Horn nli ""]
This thread is awesome.
[May 19,2010 9:46am - kingthrasher ""]
hey fuck you guys who think you can dictate what thrash is.
[May 19,2010 9:54am - Jonahathome ""]
Come argue about it at our show with Ingrowing on may 25th
[May 19,2010 9:55am - arilliusbm ""]
go do an argue about it, the whole thing
[May 19,2010 9:56am - reimroc ""]
theres thrash in new england. you just need to know where to look.
[May 19,2010 10:14am - RichHorror ""]
I love pooping.
[May 19,2010 10:22am - arilliusbm ""]
I love going into O'briens bathroom and collecting Rich Horror's turds. I've got a collection, much like that of Stimpy's nose goblin collection.
[May 19,2010 11:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
kingthrasher said:hey fuck you guys whohave no clue what thrash is except what they see on OnDemand and MySpace.
Ya SRSLY
[May 19,2010 11:17am - arktouros ""]
Taken outside of Tortilla Sam's in Worcester yesterday:
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Whoever said pizza thrash = family-friendly "not playing so good" crossover, sounds right to me.
[May 19,2010 11:18am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
lawlz
[May 19,2010 11:20am - c.DeAd ""]
Fuck, I think I want to go to that. That's Entertainment does shows? That totally rules.
[May 19,2010 11:23am - arktouros ""]
Lich_King said:
BSV said:MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE.
eww.
Yes, people looking for certain things out of a specific style of music...the thought is reviling, isn't it.
[May 19,2010 11:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
c.DeAd said:Fuck, I think I want to go to that. That's Entertainment does shows? That totally rules.
Ya that's news to me - curious if it's in the Magic pit or what.
[May 19,2010 11:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arktouros said:
Whoever said pizza thrash = family-friendly "not playing so good" crossover, sounds right to me.
calzone crossover?
[May 19,2010 11:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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To most thrash fans, the “big four” consists of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer. To the unsuspecting passerby of a thrash fan, the “big four” consists of indescribable odor, questionable stains, yellow teeth and unkempt lice infested hair.
No neo thrasher would be complete without his “kutte” or “battlejacket” or “smelly vest with way too many patches”. The kutte is the thrash equivalent of a TGI Fridays waitress vest, the more flare the merrier. Spending endless hours scouring ebay for patches and bedazzler replacement parts, he hardly has any time at the end of the day to watch any of his 80’s VHS troma movies. On a number of occasions his mother has snuck into his bedroom in the basement in an attempt to febreze his beloved battlejacket, but has ultimately failed as it seems he never removes the vile vest.
Stuck without a job, a futon covered in beer cans, a Metallica with short hair, a boom box that eats cassettes and a shower that hasn’t felt his presence in months, the Neo Thrasher seems to be at his lowest. Fortunately there is a kegger behind the abandoned gas station this Friday.
[May 19,2010 11:30am - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]
Only the Bay Area was real.
[May 19,2010 11:31am - arktouros ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
c.DeAd said:Fuck, I think I want to go to that. That's Entertainment does shows? That totally rules.
Ya that's news to me - curious if it's in the Magic pit or what.
Yeah, seems like the only place they'd have room.
Go for the merch, stay for the pizza.
[May 19,2010 11:32am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arktouros said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
c.DeAd said:Fuck, I think I want to go to that. That's Entertainment does shows? That totally rules.
Ya that's news to me - curious if it's in the Magic pit or what.
Yeah, seems like the only place they'd have room.
Go for the merch, stay for the pizza.
Black metal shows are in the used RPG section under the foldup tables.
[May 19,2010 11:33am - arktouros ""]
You should ask them to just donate that entire section to you so they'd have room for shows.
[May 19,2010 11:33am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
holy shit thats right down the street from me. i'm gonna try to book a death metal card game comic expo.
[May 19,2010 2:45pm - BSV ""]
AndrewBastard said:
Wait, you saw Matt, Josh? How can I get in touch with that kid, any idea? I dont see him at ANY shows I expect him too, even the Providence shows. I'm assuming he's still with mom and dad in West Warwick as he's kinda tapped but I love and miss that kid.
And thank you: Betrayal played 2 KILLER shows. That one at the Green Room with Toxic Holocaust and Avskum and another at the Safari Lounge (oh the good old days) with Esuriem and Deathamphetamine..
yeah, Matt's in DESOLATE WIND. pounded the fuck out of the skins! That Toxic Holocaust show was great, right after the release of Evil Never Dies-like 50 people there, Joel still had merch with that impact computer type font logo.
[May 19,2010 2:53pm - narkybark ""]
do a ritual about it and then throw a d20 for modifiers
[May 19,2010 2:54pm - BSV ""]
arktouros said:
Whoever said pizza thrash = family-friendly "not playing so good" crossover, sounds right to me.
yeah, these are all dead on.
again, any show that is giving beer/pizza away to people like walmart stickers or free drinks in vegas, is totally false. it's in the same league as pay to play.
very similar to the classic case of, fucking fat chicks vs. riding a moped
[May 19,2010 2:59pm - Slag NLI ""]
I would never fuck a moped while riding a fat chick.
[May 19,2010 3:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
BSV said:
arktouros said:
Whoever said pizza thrash = family-friendly "not playing so good" crossover, sounds right to me.
yeah, these are all dead on.
again, any show that is giving beer/pizza away to people like walmart stickers or free drinks in vegas, is totally false. it's in the same league as pay to play.
very similar to the classic case of, fucking fat chicks vs. riding a moped
i fail to see whats wrong with free pizza and beer.
[May 19,2010 3:10pm - arilliusbm ""]
honestly, this thread is dumb but everytime I read it I want pizza
[May 19,2010 3:33pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RustyPS said:
bloblovesmusic said:I'll just say that I love thrash. pizza thrash, calzone thrash, black thrash, serious thrash.what about stromboli thrash?
what about veal scallopini thrash?
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[May 19,2010 3:39pm - Slag NLI ""]
Don Vito makes Danny Bondaduce look like an interesting person. They are both raviolis.
[May 19,2010 4:03pm - Lich_King ""]
arktouros said:
Lich_King said:
BSV said:MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE.
eww.
Yes, people looking for certain things out of a specific style of music...the thought is reviling, isn't it.
It is if it's evil, which... enough, already. There are more than enough evil bands. If you roll together all the radioactive skate shark pizza zombie thrash Exodus clones, you still wouldn't have half the number of bands with an inverted crucifix in their logo.
[May 19,2010 4:11pm - Lamp ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
Lamp said:The thing about "pizza thrash" as some people like to put it, is that it isn't a purely metal genre. It's crossover. An equal parts punk and metal formula that to me has more to do with DRI than say, Slayer. The only reason it gets called "pizza thrash" rather than "crossover" is because of the lyrical content of the songs, which to me is pretty fucking stupid. So obviously if you like your thrash to be 100% metal then you're not going to dig the pizza bands.
Seeeeee...
I actually like a heavy helping of punk in my thrash (which is funny in and of itself since you only got thrash by dumping heavy helpings of punk on NWOBHM bands) - the whole crossover thing was huge for me - but from where I stand, what most of these pizza bands are doing is less "punk influence" and more "not playing so good".
Too much partying, not enough practicing?
[May 19,2010 4:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
Inverted pizza logos
[May 19,2010 4:17pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Never enough inverted crosses!!!
[May 19,2010 4:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Did you know that if you invert an inverted cross twice, you get a thrice-inverted cross?
THE MOAR YOU KNOW
[May 19,2010 4:27pm - arktouros ""]
haha, personally, if I'm in a thrash mood, I EXPECT it to not be PG-rated, well-played, and with a sense of fucking conviction. You hear a few thrash songs and you hear them all - I'm not looking for genius composition or anything, I want an outlet to vent. I thought that was the reason metal came around? Call me old-fashioned. I just don't like the wave of Municipal Waste bands (I.E. http://www.myspace.com/pizzafaceband).
I'm all for a good time - and if I want to listen to happy music, I won't look in my metal collection. Some people like the taste of shit, fine by me. I'll keep listening to Tapping the Vein...
[May 19,2010 4:34pm - arilliusbm ""]
I listen to thrash when I'm getting drunk or lifting weights or both. Like you, I'll put on something else if I want 'happy' music.
[May 19,2010 5:17pm - Lich_King ""]
I never really go out of my way to listen to happy thrash because what is that, but I only listen to thrash when I'm in a good mood. If I'm pissed or depressed about something I can't listen to thrash, or metal in general.
[May 19,2010 5:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arktouros said:Call me old-fashioned. I just don't like the wave of Municipal Waste bands (I.E. http://www.myspace.com/pizzafaceband).
GAAAAAAAAAHHH HATE
Can't fucking believe that Jeff put out that record. He's all up on their shit. Worst part is, their excuse is that they're being IRONIC. That they're a PARODY of MW. (Y'know, the self-consciously ironic thrash parody act.) It's postmodern pizza party thrash. Like that makes everything cool.
[May 19,2010 5:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
pizzaaa partyyyy
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[May 19,2010 9:42pm - AndrewBastard ""]
the only good safety thrash is Nuclear Assault...
[May 19,2010 9:57pm - RichHorror ""]
Safety Thrash Dance
[May 19,2010 9:58pm - Lamp ""]
There should be a safety thrash dance band called Boneitis.
[May 19,2010 10:00pm - RichHorror ""]
The only thing worse than ironic retro thrash poser bands is people that end sentences in ellipses for no reason.
[May 19,2010 10:27pm - arktouros ""]
...I disagree
[May 19,2010 10:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
...
[May 19,2010 10:58pm - RichHorror ""]
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
[May 19,2010 11:39pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Alexecutioner said:
RustyPS said:
bloblovesmusic said:I'll just say that I love thrash. pizza thrash, calzone thrash, black thrash, serious thrash.what about stromboli thrash?
what about veal scallopini thrash?
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Hey they gut scAllapini over there over here!
[May 20,2010 12:47am - eric ""]
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ABHORRED
the still yet (and most likely never) to be released ep slayed if i don't say so myself...
and fuckin right on betrayal. saw that pvd show with TH in 04. fucking killer shit. need more aggressive, hateful, and evil thrash bands. most of the new stuff is just too upbeat for mu taste.
[May 20,2010 1:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RichHorror said:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
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[May 20,2010 1:22am - RichHorror ""]
DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT, JABRONI
[May 20,2010 8:05am - kingthrasher ""]
yea it's funny how all you like dictating what thrash is and what thrash isn't. maybe there's all sorts of thrash and maybe some shit is overdone. keep dictating
[May 20,2010 9:10am - wheresyourcrownkingthrasher ""]
kingthrasher said:yea it's funny how all you like dictating what thrash is and what thrash isn't. maybe there's all sorts of thrash and maybe some shit is overdone. keep dictating
SHUT UP AND GO LISTEN TO LOAD.
[May 20,2010 10:09am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
The best trash metal band evar is Divine Penisy.
[May 20,2010 10:11am - dontlivefastjustdie ""]
personally i tend to dig the new bands that are mixing thrash with other genres rather than the straight up "thrash revival" type bands...unless it's done really well (see: razormaze).
i like humor in my metal so i like some of the less "evil" bands... most of the newer thrash bands (especially the evil/serious ones) just seem like a weak imitation of past greats. attn: warbringer... you are not demolition hammer, quit trying. but it's definitely become a trend that has spawned many shit bands (pizza thrash or not)...but then again so does any musical movement/genre so it's not surprising.
[May 20,2010 10:14am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
I love pizza... this thread makes me hungry. Someone give me a True Speed Of Steel album. Time to n(m?)osh.
Also, since Powerstance was brought up, when's their demo coming out? I want to add them to Metal Archives, but can't seeing as they have nothing hard out yet.
[May 20,2010 10:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
unless i'm drunk and watching it live...straight thrash tends to bore me anyways.
[May 20,2010 10:57am - goatcatalyst ""]
Why has nobody mentioned Chester Cheetah thrash?
[Sep 30,2010 3:42pm - kingthrasher ""]
yea so i went to one of the best shows of my life the other night and it was pure thrash. anyone who argues against it is a moron. thrash is thrash is thrash. fuck all you people calling this shit pizza thrash. anthrax was having fun in the 80s too when we were all in diapers watching sesame street. real thrash is alive and well in new england and anyone who argues doesn't know what they are talking about. YOU CAN'T DICTATE WHAT A GENRE IS
[Sep 30,2010 3:45pm - nekronautnli ""]
kingthrasher said: YOU CAN'T DICTATE WHAT A GENRE IS
<big><big><big>YES WE CAN! :whipper:
[Sep 30,2010 4:01pm - hauptpflucker ""]
Anthrax were no less serious than other thrash bands of the time. And they are also bad ass so give them a fucking break. And what's wrong with new thrash? It's no more generic/uninspired/silly than Black Metal bands that wear corpse paint and steal Emperor riffs from 1995, or Death Metal bands that only sing about raping things and steal Cannibal Corpse Riffs from 1995. What's the problem? Wrong decade?
[Sep 30,2010 4:09pm - RichHorror ""]
This is the United States of America, and I got a right to hate who I want.
[Sep 30,2010 4:09pm - arilliusbm ""]
Originality is key within art. Music is art. Ergo, only original sounding metal bands are real. Goes for all genres. As time goes on, originality is harder to come by.
Not necessarily saying every unoriginal bands that "worship" other bands aren't good. Just stating the obvious, with fancy ass-talk.
[Sep 30,2010 4:11pm - hauptpflucker ""]
Hey man I agree with you totally, I'm just needlessly pointing out the rampant hypocrisy on internet forums.
[Sep 30,2010 4:36pm - Kadoog-a-go-go ""]
Hot damn.
"Thrash" to me has always been the same as the word "punk". It's a feeling, a vibe, an overall THING that really is hard to nail down, less so, I think, than grind or death metal or what-have-you.
Watchmaker was one of the thrashiest bands that ever lived, but they sounded nothing like __________ or ___________ from your favorite 2-year-span of "thrash".
That said, I am not a fan of a lot of the "pizza thrash" or "party thrash" or whatever, mostly because they do seem very hipster/scenester-ish, in that they all gotta have the right retro clothing and be seen in the right faded Maiden t-shirts when they go to/play shows for their equally "metal-chic" friends, who, as Jawshy said, are probably REALLY there for the free keg beer, on top of scoring scene points.
Spend 'em wisely, kids.
BUT, fuck it all, 'cause there's almost as much posturing in every other little genre/scene/show/clique/venue/life.
[Sep 30,2010 4:39pm - SeanBlitzkrieg ""]
Hear hear! Sodom has done it all..
[Sep 30,2010 4:49pm - nekronaut ""]
pizza thrash makes a great soundtrack to spaghetti westerns
[Sep 30,2010 4:51pm - Czarnobog ""]
not totally my thing but i can appreciate a good, fast driving riff so i'm ok with alot of "retro thrash" bands on a musical level. i just can't get into the vocals. they're always either kinda whiny anthrax or megadeth style vocals (sorry alex!) or drunk homeless person (sorry jonah!). i like vocalists to sound like they just gargled with broken glass.
[Sep 30,2010 4:58pm - nekronaut ""]
hahaha drunk homeless person
[Sep 30,2010 5:07pm - arktouros ""]
RichHorror said:This is the United States of America, and I got a right to hate who I want.
[Sep 30,2010 10:36pm - quintessence_nli ""]
Having a serious discussion about modern day thrash bands is like talking about what flavor of cheetos you like better.
[Sep 30,2010 10:50pm - nekronaut ""]
there is more than one flavor of cheetos?
[Sep 30,2010 11:03pm - RichHorror ""]
There's a white cheddar popcorn flavor now.
[Sep 30,2010 11:09pm - Fuck Logging In ""]
is pizza thrash an actual term or some stupid meme made up on this board?
[Sep 30,2010 11:10pm - nekronaut ""]
i heard it before i even moved to boston and thats going on four and a half years ago
[Sep 30,2010 11:10pm - RichHorror ""]
A stupid meme, but it definitely reaches much farther than just this board.
[Sep 30,2010 11:51pm - dertoxia ""]
I don't know spit about Boston thrash and only read like the first dozen or so posts in this thread, but with that said....my favorite newer thrash band:
bennyhillifier
[Sep 30,2010 11:52pm - RichHorror ""]
Not new, but better than basically every other band mentioned ITT.
[Sep 30,2010 11:59pm - dertoxia ""]
well....new as in, from this decade. And not from decades of yore.
[Oct 1,2010 5:19am - Randy_Marsh ""]
gross
[Oct 1,2010 7:48am - Yeti ""]
all music is now Bantha fodder.
[Oct 1,2010 8:07am - sir coughsalot ""]
that song was fucking retarded. and an oxymoron in itself. i see more posers in the pit than anywhere else at a show. who's more concerned about "trying to look cool" than some dickhead trying to "rule tha pit yo yo dude guy"?
[Oct 1,2010 8:11am - dertoxnli ""]
i think thats the point of the video, i guess youtube needs a sarcasm meter
[Oct 1,2010 8:12am - Randy_Marsh ""]
youtube is the internet.
[Oct 1,2010 8:14am - sir coughsalot ""]
i listened to it twice and im pretty sure the song was referring to those of us who don't go to a show to have some sweaty bed bug ridden moron rub up against us. im no stranger to sarcasm.
[Oct 1,2010 8:16am - Randy_Marsh ""]
the internet dates back VERY FAR. get used to the internet...its here to stay.
[Oct 1,2010 8:17am - sir coughsalot ""]
what in gods name are you babbling about mike?
[Oct 1,2010 8:50am - eddnlie ""]
Its been the same faces at shows for the last 7 years(probably more, but i've only been going for 7 years). And in another 7 years it will probably be the same 20-30 people going to shows.
Point is fads come and go. This is a fad. remember numetal and metalcore? yeah same idea.
oh and FKU is over 10 years old.
[Oct 1,2010 8:51am - RichHorror ""]
uh huh, EST. 1997
[Oct 1,2010 9:30am - nekronaut ""]
sir%20coughsalot said:what in gods name are you babbling about mike?
kid has lost his mind
[Oct 1,2010 10:33am - Yeti ""]
hauptpflucker said:or Death Metal bands that only sing about raping things and steal Cannibal Corpse Riffs from 1995.
only singing about rape and stealing Morbid Angel riffs is real.
[Oct 1,2010 10:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
hahahaha
[Oct 1,2010 10:40am - goatcatabisk ""]
kingthrasher said:yea so i went to one of the best shows of my life the other night and it was pure thrash. anyone who argues against it is a moron. thrash is thrash is thrash. fuck all you people calling this shit pizza thrash. anthrax was having fun in the 80s too when we were all in diapers watching sesame street. real thrash is alive and well in new england and anyone who argues doesn't know what they are talking about. YOU CAN'T DICTATE WHAT A GENRE IS
Don't tell me how to live my life, buttdart.
[Oct 1,2010 10:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ITT: thrash is thrash but my thrash is not your thrash because its less thrash than thrash.
[Oct 1,2010 10:53am - arilliusbm ""]
hahaha I've seen it all now.
http://www.myspace.com/pizzapartythrashbrigade
[Oct 1,2010 10:56am - arilliusbm ""]
http://www.myspace.com/pizzafaceband
hahaha @ Calzone Kilzone
bennyhillifier
[Oct 1,2010 11:05am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i get free pizza at a work meeting today. i'm gonna bring a boombox and blast anthrax in my bosses face whilst enjoying.
[Oct 1,2010 11:08am - goatcatabisk ""]
You should also do the toxic waltz, Tom.
[Oct 1,2010 11:12am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i'd rather do the herkey jerkey
[Oct 1,2010 11:56am - fagsonwheelz ""]
Pizza Thrash = Kids with new razor shirts.
[Oct 1,2010 12:13pm - s.axl.beckett ""]
Anybody remember Deathamphetamine? We started before pizza thrash even existed. AND no one care about us so you know that we are for real.
[Oct 1,2010 5:22pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
nekronaut said:
sir%20coughsalot said:what in gods name are you babbling about mike?
kid has lost his mind
:(
[Oct 1,2010 6:18pm - mutis ""]
On the scale of mental ability, "pizza thrash" is just above "beer crust" and slightly below "Moxie Punk". Contrary to popular belief, "pizza crust" is not a real form of music, nor is it something you should accept from strangers.
[Oct 2,2010 6:39am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
RichHorror said:There's a white cheddar popcorn flavor now.
That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard and I got cum in my ear once.
[Oct 2,2010 7:51am - arktouros ""]
mutis said: Contrary to popular belief, "pizza crust" is not a real form of music, nor is it something you should accept from strangers.
I smiled pleasantly.
[Oct 7,2010 3:31am - THE THRASH POLICE ""]
EATING A DICK IN THE NUCLEAR WASTELAND
MUTUALLY ASSURED TOXIC BLOODSTORM
THERE IS NO NEED FOR A SOCIOPOLITICAL BAN
THRASH POLICE IS THE ALPHA AND OMEGA
AIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
PALE RIDERS OF TROLLING HORROR ASSORTED FLESH PARTS BROILING
THERMONUCLEAR SLUDGE ERUPTS FROM THE BLEEDING CRUST OF EARTH
ENTER THE TECHNOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE ELECTRIC EYE
A DESOLATE PLAIN STREWN CYBORG SOLDIERS SHATTERED
THE THRASH POLICE RIDE TRIUMPHANT THROUGH THE ARCH MADE OF SINEW AND STEEL
DEVOURING CARCASS OF INEQUITY FEASTING UPON UNDETONATED WARHEADS
FLAMES LICK THE VAULT OF HEAVEN WHILE THE ONE EYED KING VOMITS BLOOD
CHOKING ON BILE AND NUCLEAR WASTE, FLOWING FROM THE FONT OF NARZRTIUHTH
INVASION OF DEATH, PESTILENT WAVES OF MERCURY, CHOKING DEATH IS THE ONLY RESPITE
FALLOUT WASTE DITCH
BUBBLING REMNANTS OF LIFE
PREHISTORIC BIOWAR
THE FACEHUGGER TROGLOBITE
BREASTROKING THROUGH PLUTONIUM
A MUTATION FROM MENGELE'S WET DREAM
NUCLEAR HORSESHOE CRAB
CHELICERATA NIGHTMARE UNLEASHED ON THE OBLAST
BRUTANIC WAR MACHINE CRUSHING THE OPPOSITION
CHEMICAL WARFARE CHOKING YOUR LUNGS
THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK STRIKES ZERO
AIIIIIGHHHT!!!!!!!!!
GEOPOLITICAL MIND RAPING INSANITY
BOILING OIL UPON THE CELESTIAL THRONE
AIIIIIGHHHT!!!!!!!
ABORTED CHRIST HANGING FROM THE CROSS
FETAL TISSUE FLAPPING IN THE WIND
VICTIM OF THE FIRESTORM APOCALYPSE A DESOLATE PLAIN RAPED OF LIFE
AIIIIIIIIGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
FEDERALISM OR STATES RIGHTS
THE DECISION IS NOT YOURS BUT THE GEARS OF MACHINERY
THE MACHINERY IS MAN, THE GREATEST THREAT
OR WAS IT A CORPORATION?
EITHER WAY IT IS SOMETHING BIOMECHANICAL
AND OOZING BIOWASTE, BILE, BLOOD, ETC.
Flesh melting thermonuclear hell storm
The christian blood boils at ground zero
AIIIIIGHHTTTTTT!
BIOMECHANICAL TECHNOLOGICAL FLESH RIPPING MONSTROSITY
THE PRIEST SCREAMS IN AGONY, PISSING BLOOD AND PLUTONIUM
AIIIIIIIIGHT!
REDUCED TO A FETID POOL OF BIOWASTE
CHENEY PEELS HIS SKIN OFF IN CHUNKS
THE GRINDING PROGRESS OF TIME IS TOO MUCH FOR HIS PACEMAKER
IRRATIATED BILE FLOWS FROM THE ALTAR
REAGAN SUFFOCATES UNDER A BLANKET OF FALLOUT
AIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
THERMONUCLEAR PHALLUS EMANATES TOXIC CUM
THE MAN SLUDGE DISSOLVES NANCY REAGAN'S HEAD IN A SHOWER OF NANCY REAGAN RED!
AIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
[Feb 1,2011 9:40pm - arilliusbm ""]
NEEDZ MOAR EVIL DIRTY THRASH PLZ
[Feb 1,2011 9:45pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Exhorder
[Feb 1,2011 9:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
arilliusbm said:http://www.myspace.com/pizzafaceband
hahaha @ Calzone Kilzone
bennyhillifier
still can't get over this shit!
[Feb 1,2011 10:27pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
its like butt metal
[Feb 1,2011 10:29pm - RichHorror ""]
bennyhillifier