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Top 10 biggest wieners in metal!

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[May 20,2010 12:53pm - the_reverend ""]
YETI, get on this!

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/19.../Top-10-biggest-dicks-in-metal.html

Tracii Guns - 8.5 inches - (L.A. Guns)
Fred Coury - 8.5 inches - (Cinderella)
Rikki Rockett - 9 inches - (Poison)
Dani Filth - 9 inches (Cradle of Filth)
Zach De La Rocha - 9 inches (Rage Against the Machine)
Jerry Cantrell - 10 inches (Alice in Chains)
Joey Castillo - 10 inches (Danzig)
Phil Anselmo - 10 inches (Pantera/Down)
Tommy Lee - 10.5 inches (Motley Crue)
Peter Steele - 11 inches (Type O Negative)
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[May 20,2010 1:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
judging by that famous pic, pretty sure steele's junk ain't 11 inches. this list is false
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[May 20,2010 1:15pm - arktouros ""]
I was gonna say. It's gotta be 8.5 at most.

-rockstar penis institute
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[May 20,2010 1:15pm - Lich_King ""]
Yeah, if I know anything, I know Peter Steele's cock and it was not 11 inches.
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[May 20,2010 1:41pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]

Lich_King said:Yeah, if I know anything, I know Peter Steele's cock and it was not 11 inches.


Everyone knows he was black on the down low... Dani Filth is the surprise though. He's so short! So adorable! Naw, not adorable, I take it back. Did I mention he's a SHORT MOTHERFUCKER!?

And there was a similar list on Metal Sludge only waaaay longer(tehee). It included tiny pricks too. Kerry King's wanger is only 6 inches if I remember correctly... the Gods frown upon this.
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[May 20,2010 1:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Mine is identical to Peter's peter, that's not 11 inches.
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[May 20,2010 1:47pm - the_reverend ""]
shit just got real son.
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[May 20,2010 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""]
For some odd reason I'd think these lists would be all false and fabricated by some whorebag chick who fantasizes. Unless stated in band interviews or whathaveyou, the actual size would be drastically exaggerated by word of mouth.
-rockstar penis institute
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[May 20,2010 1:51pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Where are the Plaster Casters when you need them?!

[ http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/ ]
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[May 20,2010 2:57pm - goatcatalyst ""]
No mention of Alec John Such? This thread is the wishful speculation of faggots.
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[May 20,2010 3:08pm - arktouros ""]

arilliusbm said:For some odd reason I'd think these lists would be all false and fabricated by some whorebag chick who fantasizes. Unless stated in band interviews or whathaveyou, the actual size would be drastically exaggerated by word of mouth.
-rockstar penis institute



Yeah, the size of Peter's cock was greatly exaggerated by a lady friend. She insisted it was a foot long, and showed me the Playgirl clipping, and I wasn't impressed. It was more like "cool dick, bro.." and then I showed her my very attainable and dignified 3.5
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[May 20,2010 3:24pm - arilliusbm ""]
take extenze and stretch it out or you're a pussy
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[May 20,2010 3:26pm - arktouros ""]
everyone knows penis measurements are not relevant unless you have a raging hardon.

-small penis institute
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[May 20,2010 4:21pm - the_reverend ""]
everyone knows that girls don't care about your penis unless you are rich.
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[May 20,2010 7:16pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Now that I'm in a non-work(school) environment, I can see that if Peter Steele is 10 inches, I'm 12. :LOL: Fuckin' inaccurate measurements!
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[May 20,2010 7:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
ITT: people comparing their cocks with Steele's
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[May 20,2010 9:01pm - goatcatalyst ""]
You calculate the aspect ratio (A), then measure with a piece of thread to account for curvature.

U=2(P/4.3)


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