To those who pay hookers
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[Jun 3,2010 5:36pm - D-Jay ""]
I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong?
[Jun 3,2010 5:40pm - arilliusbm ""]
That's when you tie her to the bed, cut her finger tips off, take her teeth out and slice her body up. Then you burn the remains. Should have done that.
[Jun 3,2010 5:55pm - quintessence_nli ""]
american whores suck.
[Jun 3,2010 5:57pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
[Jun 3,2010 6:02pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
She FUCKED you!
[Jun 3,2010 6:15pm - D-Jay ""]
You've got that right!
[Jun 3,2010 7:21pm - Doomkid ""]
largefreakatzero said:Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
Which is why prostitution oughta be legal and regulated.
[Jun 3,2010 7:29pm - xmikex ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:She FUCKED you!
ITT: Failed "In soviet Russia" opportunity.
[Jun 3,2010 7:38pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Did you get a Craigslist whore?
[Jun 3,2010 7:54pm - BlackoutRick ""]
no anal?
[Jun 3,2010 7:55pm - D-Jay ""]
Yes
[Jun 3,2010 8:04pm - BlackoutRick ""]
No anal or craigslist whore?
[Jun 3,2010 8:15pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Me cuntfused
[Jun 3,2010 8:31pm - D-Jay ""]
Yes to craigslist whore & yes to anal
[Jun 3,2010 8:54pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Blame Obama
[Jun 3,2010 9:48pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Post a pic of the whore. I want to fuck her rectum. No, seriously.
[Jun 3,2010 10:30pm - the_reverend ""]
funny, i was thinking last night if carina ever dumped me i would have to get my twice yearly by paying someone.
btw, this wife comes home one day, starts packing her bag, and say to her husband "you know, there are guys in las vegas who will pay me $400 to do what i do for you for free. im off to vegas."
the husband thinks about it for a minute and starts packing up his bags. the wife says "what are you doing?"
the husband replies "i want to come and see you live off $800 a year"
[Jun 3,2010 11:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
D-Jay said:I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong?
Shoulda got a contract. I'm sure there's some standard hooker boilerplate form floating around somewhere. You should probably have a notary public standing by next time you're hiring professionals.
[Jun 3,2010 11:37pm - the_reverend ""]
cumming in a hooker's ass? it's more hepatitis than you think!
[Jun 4,2010 7:12am - Bloodsoaked ""]
thanks why u always got to take to cheaper 30 min deal when getting a hooker.
[Jun 4,2010 9:53am - xmikex ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
D-Jay said:I fucked this whore last nite, we agreed for an hour, I only came once, I told her I wanted to fuck again since I had 40 something minutes left, she said no because I already came once, I almost knocked this bitch. Was I wrong?
Shoulda got a contract. I'm sure there's some standard hooker boilerplate form floating around somewhere. You should probably have a notary public standing by next time you're hiring professionals.
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[Jun 4,2010 9:55am - fapadoccio ""]
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[Jun 6,2010 3:53am - Douchebag_Patrol ""]
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[Jun 6,2010 9:12am - BlackoutRick ""]
the_reverend said:cumming in a hooker's ass? it's more hepatitis than you think!
I hate hep but I love how I got it. Wukka wukka wukka!!
[Jun 6,2010 11:32am - hauptpflucker ""]
I thought people who get hookers can't get laid
[Jun 6,2010 11:38am - antelope with six penises ""]
i am lucky to be an antelope with six penises, that means I can either fuck six hookers at the same time which is pretty expensive or just rapid fire from one penis to the next which means i get to blow many loads on hookers faces, also i can horn fuck women too which they dont like so much but whatever i am an antelope with six penises
[Jun 6,2010 11:48am - josh_hates_you ""]
pics or it didnt happen.
[Jun 6,2010 6:39pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
hauptpflucker said:I thought people who get hookers can't get laid
Sham-Wow guy could get game all he wanted to. He's the second coming of Billy Mays... or not... but still.