HEAVY METAL HAIRDRESSER[views:13171][posts:71]__________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 9:28pm - BESSPOWER ""] DO YOU WANT AN AWESOME HAIRCUT!? Look no further. I will accept 10$, beer, or something cool as payment. I DON’T DO HAIRCUTS FOR FREE. I do hair color too man! If you want to make an appointment just ask dude! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 9:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] How much to frost my man forest? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 9:36pm - ancient master ""] can you make my hair look like David Coverdale? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 10:04pm - Dankill ""] Fuck that, I'm the original Heavy Metal Barber. I can work scissors, clippers and a straight razor like a ninja. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 10:06pm - xmikex ""] Where are either of you based out of? I just got my hair cut 2 days ago, and I've decided I'm done paying $15.99 to argue with surly bitches at Supercuts. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 10:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'd rather let a blind hobo cut my hair than the retards that work at Supercuts. For shame, Mike. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 10:23pm - Dankill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I'd rather let a blind hobo cut my hair than the retards that work at Supercuts. For shame, Mike.Mark, you're my hero. Dude, the chicks at Supercuts are all hairdressers that are either: 1. Fresh out of hair school so they don't know shit and can't get a job at a real solon. 2. Chicks who suck at cutting so they can't keep a job at a real solon. Eitherway, they get paid minimum wage and can't cut a fart. I'm at Millis Barbershop 920 Main St Millis, Ma I can do all the usual cuts, trim some long hair, cut a mean mohawk, shave "RAVIOLIS = FAGITS" into your head, whatever. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 10:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Gezol, is that you? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 8:46am - BESSPOWER ""] I'm based out of western mass. I take it most people on this site live in the Boston area but if anyone wants to make a trek out here for some beers and an awesome haircut Im your girl. I have 10+ year experience cutting and coloring hair. I DO NOT use clippers because I am against fade haircuts. I only do medium to long hair. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] awww but i want a tight fuckin fade. :( |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:34pm - AndrewBastard ""] i only go to knockouts... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:35pm - Slag NLIILN ""] Being bald rules but: www.knockouts.net |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:35pm - Slag NLIILN ""] FUCK |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:38pm - AndrewBastard ""] inb4u |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Slag%20NLIILN said:Being bald rules but: www.knockouts.net OH MAH GAWD |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 2:48pm - Slag NLIILN ""] AndrewBastard said:inb4u QUALITY B4 QUANTITY |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:08pm - AndrewBastard ""] :( |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] BESSPOWER said:girl Sold. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:32pm - metal_church101 ""] :duffbeer: Now let's get to work. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:37pm - bornofosichris ""] Slag%20NLIILN said:Being bald rules but: www.knockouts.net I'm going to rip them off and start my own hot-girls-cutting-hair franchise called "Slut Cuts" ... that could catch on. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:40pm - metal_church101 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 4:24pm - goatcatalyst ""] Oh man, I totally ran off four batches of homemade to the broad who trimmed my lovely locks on Friday. Fake studio for stalking broads on modelmayhem and seeing them nude ftw. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 8,2010 5:30pm - xmikex ""] BESSPOWER said:I'm based out of western mass. I take it most people on this site live in the Boston area but if anyone wants to make a trek out here for some beers and an awesome haircut Im your girl. I have 10+ year experience cutting and coloring hair. I DO NOT use clippers because I am against fade haircuts. I only do medium to long hair. f u then. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 5:36pm - Josh Cunt ""] Are you hot? Fuck the gay haircut, lets just get drunk. Unless you are ugly and/or fat (same thing really) |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 5:42pm - BESSPOWER ""] you sound like the kinda guy who would like a gay hair cut though |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 5:56pm - Josh Cunt ""] definately fat. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 6:08pm - largefreakatzero ""] Man offers to get you drunk unless you're fat, and you accuse him of probably having a gay haircut, then you are fat. Scientific reasoning here. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 6:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 6:26pm - Josh Cunt ""] She could've just posted a pic of herself and if she was hot 50 dudes would've offered to get her drunk. No pic......do the math |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 7:55pm - Dankill ""] Tight fades are no problem and I sure as shit ain't in Western Mass. Don't be fooled by Knockouts. It's the Hooters of Supercuts and they charge thirty bucks for a bad haircut and a head rub. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 8:41pm - The Nature Boy Ric Flair ""] Woooooooooo! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 9:43pm - Dankill ""] The%20Nature%20Boy%20Ric%20Flair said:Woooooooooo!Bumped just because. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 8,2010 9:48pm - xmikex ""] If I wanted my hair to be long why the hell would I pay money for a haircut? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 10:11pm - hauptpflucker ""] I think the ad was for a haircut not a date... |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 10:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 1:17am - tomx nli ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 2:08am - goatcatalyst ""] xmikex said:If I wanted my hair to be long why the hell would I pay money for a haircut? Gotta keep them split ends at bay. Samson. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 7:10am - Dankill ""] goatcatalyst said: xmikex said:If I wanted my hair to be long why the hell would I pay money for a haircut? Gotta keep them split ends at bay. Samson.troof |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2010 9:00am - xmikex ""] 3 hour drive to listen to Fintroll and get hair extensions. fuckouttahere |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:21am - hauptpflucker ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:50am - xmikex ""] hauptpflucker said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass. ITT: Some dumbass trying to salvage a BJ by sticking up for anonymous overweight hairdresser |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:54am - hauptpflucker ""] I just find the perpetuation of stupid "masculine" stereotypes a disgrace to decent human beings everywhere. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 12:01pm - metal_church101 ""] hauptpflucker said:I just find the perpetuation of stupid "masculine" stereotypes a disgrace to decent human beings everywhere. Welcome to RTTP. :duffbeer: |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 12:04pm - hauptpflucker ""] metal_church101 said: hauptpflucker said:I just find the perpetuation of stupid "masculine" stereotypes a disgrace to decent human beings everywhere. Welcome to RTTP. :duffbeer: touche |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 12:53pm - xmikex ""] hauptpflucker said:Avast ye, charlatan! Ye have besmirched the honor of this fair maiden! Satisfaction shall be mine ye cantankerous rapscallion! ...my bad homeboy. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 1:30pm - hauptpflucker ""] xdouchex said: ...my bad homeboy. it's all good g |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 1:54pm - hauptpflucker ""] :tmnt1: |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 2:05pm - xgodzillax ""] hahaha, your band turned down a show because your friend couldnt borrow his work van more than already planned. save your self righteousness "captain save-a-hoe" mentality for people who actually give a fuck. otherwise, get fucked. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 3:21pm - hauptpflucker ""] what are you talking about? my friend doesn't have a work van... we haven't turned down any shows... save for one a year and a half ago when our drummer was out of town. as for not being a loser who would follow the pack if they ran off a cliff I'll gladly continue in that effort, prick. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2010 3:30pm - xmikex ""] ITT: Dude proves to be our social better because he can't take a joke. Thanks for the etiquette lessons. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 3:32pm - hauptpflucker ""] You're welcome |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 3:33pm - aaron_michael ""] xmikex said: hauptpflucker said:Avast ye, charlatan! Ye have besmirched the honor of this fair maiden! Satisfaction shall be mine ye cantankerous rapscallion! HA! |
| ____________________________ [Jun 9,2010 3:49pm - pam ""] lulz |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 7:16pm - Dankill ""] xmikex said: hauptpflucker said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass. ITT: Some dumbass trying to salvage a BJ by sticking up for anonymous overweight hairdresserThat and the fact that if you can't take MSD humor, you shouldn't even know this messageboard exists. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I guess my humor doesn't go well with drunk sloppy bitches looking to cut people's hair while listening to bad power metal. I'm totally missing the fuck out. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 10:41am - Jerry LOLer ""] hauptpflucker said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass. One time I was locked in a meat locker with Killer Kowalski after we tried to bet Bob Backlund's pacemaker in this Vietnamese poker game. Kowalski says to me, "Kid, you wanna learn a lesson in life, learn this. There's nothing sadder than some pussy trying to act high and mighty on the goddamn internet." Just ordered this on Netflix. [img] Pinkys up fruityass! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 12:37pm - hauptpflucker ""] I don't get it. You guys say I can't take a joke, but clearly you're the ones getting all defensive over me giving you shit. Get a life fuckers ;) |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 12:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haupfucker: I don't think people would get so defensive if you stopped making threats towards their lives. People don't forget shit like that. I should call the cops. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 12:46pm - hauptpflucker ""] I am a dangerous mofo |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 12:50pm - metal_church101 ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 12:53pm - Undacovaz ""] [img] I'm a cop. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 1:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Jerry%20LOLer said: hauptpflucker said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag. Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass. One time I was locked in a meat locker with Killer Kowalski after we tried to bet Bob Backlund's pacemaker in this Vietnamese poker game. Kowalski says to me, "Kid, you wanna learn a lesson in life, learn this. There's nothing sadder than some pussy trying to act high and mighty on the goddamn internet." Just ordered this on Netflix. [img] Pinkys up fruityass! double whammy from #1 troll, 10 out of 10, would LOL again |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 1:17pm - hauptpflucker ""] the photoshop could have been better... the beard just doesnt match the wig... |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 1:23pm - metal_church101 ""] Ahh. The carpet doesn't match the drapes. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 1:23pm - hauptpflucker ""] Yeah, I mean otherwise its pretty funny... |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 7,2013 11:44pm - Chewbacca Defense ""] BESSPOWER said:you sound like the kinda guy who would like a gay hair cut though Pretends to be a feminist Turns around and uses "gay" as an insult (lesbians aren't people bro?) Turns around again and bangs Eric Struth who is a total fagget THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINSE |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 7,2013 11:56pm - anonymous ""] Chewbacca%20Defense said: BESSPOWER said:you sound like the kinda guy who would like a gay hair cut though Pretends to be a feminist Turns around and uses "gay" as an insult (lesbians aren't people bro?) Turns around again and bangs Eric Struth who is a total fagget THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINSE jealous much? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 7,2013 11:56pm - anonymous ""] Chewbacca%20Defense said: BESSPOWER said:you sound like the kinda guy who would like a gay hair cut though Pretends to be a feminist Turns around and uses "gay" as an insult (lesbians aren't people bro?) Turns around again and bangs Eric Struth who is a total fagget THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINSE your mom makes SINSE |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 8,2013 12:15am - RTTP ModBot ""] Hello, Eric. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Nov 8,2013 9:57am - DYA is TOTALLY LOGGED IN, BRO ""] This thread rules all over again. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 8,2013 12:16pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] Who the hell bumps a 3 year old thread to complain about who some girl is banging? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 8,2013 12:36pm - xmikex ""] I never got my surgically implanted Axel Rose wig "long hair cut." This or $18 or die. |