I fucking hate my neighbor[views:1744][posts:6]_______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 8:51am - megahurtz NLI ""] Yeah, so I was in bed with my wife a few minutes ago. The mood was set just right, our daughter was asleep, everything was perfect, and we were just about to fuck. Then all of a sudden the phone started ringing. Of course I wasnt going to answer it, so I just let it ring. This went on for about 5-10 minutes, and it was really starting to piss me off. It eventually stopped ringing, so we were just about to get busy. And then, a few minutes later, the fuckin doorbell starts ringing and there's someone knocking on the door. Now at this point, I am fuckin PISSED. I'm in bed trying to get some, and some fucker was ruining it for me. I eventually got so fuckin tired of the shit, that I got up, put on some pants, and went to the front door. When I opened it, it was my neighbor, who was having a "party" across the street. And he wanted to borrow my blender so he could make some margaritas. Needless to say, I kicked his ass. I handed him the blender, punched him in the fuckin jaw, and then we broke out into a fight. That motherfucker tried to CHOKE me, what kind of shit is that?? Choking someone in a fight, what a pussy. Fight like a man and use your fists, jesus christ. Well anyway, I gave the guy the asskicking he deserved, but the mood is still ruined, so I cant score with my wife. The fight woke up my baby, now she's crying, she wont go back to sleep, everything is just a total clusterfuck, and I cant get any pussy. All thanks to that fucking douchebag that lives across the street. Thanks alot, Jim. Maybe next time I can fuck my wife, AND yours! Just wanted to get this shit off my chest. Don't you guys just hate it when stuff like this happens? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 8:57am - the_reverend ""] you are the one that gave them your blender. you should have made them suck you off too. just a warning to anyone that tries to fight me, I will mostlikely have my camera in my hands and regardless, I will aim at your balls, tits, eyes, throat, or any other soft target to take you out. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 9:02am - bornofosichris ""] [img] COME AT ME BRO. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 9,2010 9:14am - blue ""] the_reverend said:you are the one that gave them your blender. you should have made them suck you off too. just a warning to anyone that tries to fight me, I will mostlikely have my camera in my hands and regardless, I will aim at your balls, tits, eyes, throat, or any other soft target to take you out. I'd get to your nips first. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 1:00pm - vladimer zagabonovich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 2:07pm - SkinSandwich ""] Cool testosterone bro! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 2:46pm - Randy_Marsh ""] the_reverend said:you are the one that gave them your blender. you should have made them suck you off too. just a warning to anyone that tries to fight me, I will mostlikely have my camera in my hands and regardless, I will aim at your balls, tits, eyes, throat, or any other soft target to take you out. lol |