questions about getting fired[views:5044][posts:66]_________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:24pm - help me please ""] hi I recently got fired from working at a mobil station for something stupid I did and i don't think many places will take me after this..I need help about getting a job and stuff. I have a lot of opiates and cocane in my system and I know about the GNC store stuff but don't think it will work. please help me I have to sell stuff and might go homeless soon..I don't know how my kids are going to go to school if i can't get a job in this econimy so please help it will be appreciated thanks |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] You said kids, indicating you have more than one. Have you considered a trip to Thailand for the one you have the least affection for? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:39pm - ouchdrummer ""] well.... 1st- your jobs aren't "legally" allowed to say anything bad about you to prospective jobs. That probably won't stop them from saying it, but saying that you worked at a whole different place entirely fixes that. Claim you worked for a business that went under, then there's no one they can call for bad references. 2nd-both cocaine and opiates won't last any longer that 4 days in your system. If you can get an interview scheduled, AND impress them long enough to get a drug test before the 4 days are up.... no nevermind, that won't happen. It will be at LEAST a week before you'd get a drug test, and probably 2 weeks. As long as you DON'T DO MORE DRUGS BEFORE THEN, then you should pass. Which will really depend on whether or not you love these so called "kids" that you have. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:54pm - aaron_michael ""] hide a kid in the basement. in a cage. hide it from the econimy. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sell your kids for drugs |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:56pm - AndrewBastard ""] I got fired for sexual harassment once...still managed to get work. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 1:57pm - aaron_michael ""] sells your drugs for kids |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:04pm - help me please ""] thank "ouchdrummer" for being the only one to respond. the rest of you can fuck off I might be homeless soon |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya well dont do fucking coke and when you have kids and get fired from your job over something stupid when you know the economy sucks for jobs. welcome to rttp asshole. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:12pm - xanonymousx ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ya well dont do fucking coke and when you have kids and get fired from your job over something stupid when you know the economy sucks for jobs. welcome to rttp asshole. :point: |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:15pm - help me please ""] what a joke.. what are you the fucking doorman. i come for advice on getting new jobs before i lose everything this fuckijg twat comes out of nowhere..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:16pm - ouchdrummer ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ya well dont do fucking coke and when you have kids and get fired from your job over something stupid when you know the economy sucks for jobs. welcome to rttp asshole. this is what i call "tough love".... Tom- I really think one of the unfortunate side effects of doing coke and opiates is that your priorities get moved around. This situation might be just what this guy needs to get some help. Anonymous dude- Get help. You don't wanna be quitting those things on your own WHILE you try and get a job. Go to a suboxone clinic, get on it TODAY, and start trying to get a job. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] There are no life coaches on internet messageboards specializing in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. Unless you too are looking to specialize in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:20pm - Archaeon ""] Who the fuck comes onto RTTP for real advice? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Drug addicts. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:21pm - the_reverend ""] autotune it! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:22pm - ouchdrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:There are no life coaches on internet messageboards specializing in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. Unless you too are looking to specialize in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. I also think this is the wrong website to ask for help on... but at least I offered the little i could. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ouchdrummer said: MarkFuckingRichards said:There are no life coaches on internet messageboards specializing in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. Unless you too are looking to specialize in heavy metal and bestiality pornography. I also think this is the wrong website to ask for help on... but at least I offered the little i could. Papa Jimbo will make it aaaall better. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I was being serious when I suggested he sell one of his children into the booming market of South East Asian sex slavery. It's good fucking money, especially if the kid's caucasian. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:24pm - DreadKill ""] do more drugs |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] help%20me%20please said:..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs you cant get unemployment benefits when you get fired. do some volunteer work to make up for it. also weed > cocaine |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:35pm - ouchdrummer ""] you actually CAN get unemployment.... IF you claim that you got fired unfairly (like, if what you did wasn't so bad that a written warning wouldn't have sufficed.) or if you claim the company was being unfair to you in some way..... which is actually pretty easy to do. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya its still worth the effort of filing |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] Yes. I got unemployment from Cumberland Farms once. I was late for work pretty much EVERY day. My manager there was a fat ugly broad who fired me for repeatedly being late. I called unemployment and claimed that she fired me because i wouldn't go out of a date with her. I said that other people were late ALL the time too (which wasn't true) and that she singled me out because i wouldn't go out with her. They didnt' even fight it. it was cheaper to give me unemployment than it was to go to court about it. YEAH! (this story is not REALLY about me mr. IRS worker, i'm just writting from my fictional personality. SM:9) |
| _________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:41pm - c.dead ""] help%20me%20please said:what a joke.. what are you the fucking doorman. i come for advice on getting new jobs before i lose everything this fuckijg twat comes out of nowhere..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] ATTN Unemployment Office: This thread |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:43pm - ValkyrieScreams_nli ""] FuckIsMySignature said: help%20me%20please said:..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs you cant get unemployment benefits when you get fired. do some volunteer work to make up for it. also weed > cocaine I thought it was the other way around... that you can NOT get unemployment if you quit, but you CAN get the benefits if you were fired or laid off...? Twisted, I know, but I coulda sworn I knew somebody who has been on benefits since New Years after getting canned. Oh and by the way, annonymous guy. I hope you don't smoke weed cuz that shit can stay in your system 3 weeks or longer if you're smoking regularly.... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:43pm - ouchdrummer ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:ATTN Unemployment Office: This thread don't be a jerk, that was a fictional work i just wrote. I never even got fired from cumbys more than that one time. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:44pm - ouchdrummer ""] ValkyrieScreams_nli said: FuckIsMySignature said: help%20me%20please said:..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs you cant get unemployment benefits when you get fired. do some volunteer work to make up for it. also weed > cocaine I thought it was the other way around... that you can NOT get unemployment if you quit, but you CAN get the benefits if you were fired or laid off...? Twisted, I know, but I coulda sworn I knew somebody who has been on benefits since New Years after getting canned. Oh and by the way, annonymous guy. I hope you don't smoke weed cuz that shit can stay in your system 3 weeks or longer if you're smoking regularly.... you're half right, you ONLY are supposed to get it if you're laid off. But you can get it with the exceptions i spoke of earlier. And yes weed lasts a lot longer, but you can definitely cover weed. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:46pm - blue ""] FuckIsMySignature said: weed > cocaine Don't tell allston that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:46pm - arilliusbm ""] Haha who are these people that come to rttp for advice? People that go to shows or regular posters? Regardless, I'd suggest you clean up your act. You could always live off the grid and move to the wilderness away from society. You won't need drugs. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:47pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Really, you're just dilluting what you've got stored in there... but true nonetheless. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:49pm - arilliusbm ""] It is still ludacris that companies care about weed. I work in a corporate environment and most of these people smok or have smoked.. they're all alcoholics though. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] ValkyrieScreams said:Really, you're just dilluting what you've got stored in there... but true nonetheless. you talking about weed in you're pee? If so, then no... it's not diluting. That's what you do with water. I'm talking about masking it. Which is what you do with drinks with high levels of Creotine. thank you. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:52pm - arilliusbm ""] Nothin better than smoking in a suit and tie, right Jim? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 2:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] god damn right. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] arilliusbm said:It is still ludacris that companies care about weed. I work in a corporate environment and most of these people smok or have smoked.. they're all alcoholics though. some guy is suiing walmart for firing him after testing positive for pot on a drug test. the guy has fucking brain cancer and is legally able to smoke in that state as well as having a clean record at work and never smoking on the job. the world fucking sucks. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:11pm - arilliusbm ""] yea I saw that onth news.. What a shame. might help of he wasn't a hick and didn't look like a crackhead. But regardless, he shoud be allowed to do it. Let's hope CA votes yes this November. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] that's fucking unbelievable. and ya know, the worst part is, he probably can't even support himself while the lawsuit is going on, and Walmart will probably drag it out for years. By the time it's over, the dude will be dead, and won't have had the medicines/treatment he needed up till then. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:23pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] ouchdrummer said: ValkyrieScreams said:Really, you're just dilluting what you've got stored in there... but true nonetheless. you talking about weed in you're pee? If so, then no... it's not diluting. That's what you do with water. I'm talking about masking it. Which is what you do with drinks with high levels of Creotine. thank you. Dillution is what most products are based on. They all claim the same thing and make shittons of money off said claims when really, you probably could have got the same effect from your kitchen sink. Testing companies/labs know about this so you can actually fail for pissing too clean. The thing about the creatine drinks / products is that they metabolize in your system to make it look like you didn't dillute your urine when actually that's mainly what you did. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:27pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Walmart pays shit anyway. Poor guy would probably earn a better living selling his stash. I'm sure it'd improve his quality of life. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:31pm - arilliusbm ""] ValkyrieScreams said:Walmart pays shit anyway. Poor guy would probably earn a better living selling his stash. I'm sure it'd improve his quality of life. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2010 3:34pm - Snli ""] help%20me%20please said:what a joke.. what are you the fucking doorman. i come for advice on getting new jobs before i lose everything this fuckijg twat comes out of nowhere..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs You came to the wrong place....TROLL |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 4:08pm - aaron_michael ""] Fire your children. Inject welfare. Sleep in ATMs. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 5:38pm - BlackoutRick ""] What Tom said. Get off drugs, stay in milk and drink lotsa school. Fool. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 8:47pm - demondave ""] I love the idea of someone skipping every social network available and going straight to RTTP. Please don't ruin that vision for me. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 8:49pm - #1 Opeth Fan ""] help%20me%20please said:hi I recently got fired from working at a mobil station for something stupid I did and i don't think many places will take me after this Don't tell them. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 10:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] help%20me%20please said:what a joke.. what are you the fucking doorman. i come for advice on getting new jobs before i lose everything this fuckijg twat comes out of nowhere..nevermind ill get unemployment and quit drugs All we can tell you is that tanks didn't exist in World War I. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:04pm - Randy_Marsh ""] ummmmm don't put them down as a reference or for work experience...lol |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:13pm - Randy_Marsh ""] also, weed and cocaine are two completely different drugs. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 12:03am - ernie ""] dam ive been crushing up buds and snorting it for years and NOW you tell me this?? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 12:17am - Randy_Marsh ""] ernie said:dam ive been crushing up buds and snorting it for years and NOW you tell me this?? lol |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 7:51am - ouchdrummer ""] ValkyrieScreams said: ouchdrummer said: ValkyrieScreams said:Really, you're just dilluting what you've got stored in there... but true nonetheless. you talking about weed in you're pee? If so, then no... it's not diluting. That's what you do with water. I'm talking about masking it. Which is what you do with drinks with high levels of Creotine. thank you. Dillution is what most products are based on. They all claim the same thing and make shittons of money off said claims when really, you probably could have got the same effect from your kitchen sink. Testing companies/labs know about this so you can actually fail for pissing too clean. The thing about the creatine drinks / products is that they metabolize in your system to make it look like you didn't dillute your urine when actually that's mainly what you did. no really, that's not right. Believe what you want, but when you're only drinking 20oz of something it doesn't really count as "dilluting" does it? No. It doesn't. Sure there are bullshit drinks out there that tell you to drink a full glass of water 40 min before, 20 min before, and 20/40 minutes after you drink IT and YES those are dillutants, but there are definitely drinks that work on covering up the THC. Which BY THE WAY is NOT what companies claim and make money off of, companies claim that there drinks will "clean you out" or "purge your system". THAT is the bullshit claim that doesn't actually exist. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 9:28am - cHARLIE sHEEN ""] Hi, I do coke and have made bad life choices...someone feel bad for me. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 9:33am - arilliusbm ""] You're the highest paid actor on television and a 9/11 truther. What's wrong with that? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 9:34am - cHARLIE sHEEN ""] hookers and blow till death son!!! |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 9:38am - feel bad for me ,please ""] I should've had my nuts cut off as an infant to never allow a douche-bag like myself to have offspring, but instead I will contribute to a further decay of civilization for upcoming generations. Thanks for letting me live life to the fullest. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 10:01am - Heterosexual Lamp ""] Quit being a faggot get a job with no drug test. Plenty out there. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 10:34am - Yeti ""] tell them you excel at barrel rolls. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] oh and good job doing coke and opiates and getting fired for something stupid when you have kids. you deserve what you get. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2010 9:44am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeti said:tell them you excel at barrel rolls. It's in my resume. It should be in everyone's. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 4,2010 9:16am - SHREDDY KRUGER ""] glassy barrels and sticky afghani? GET ON IT. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 4,2010 10:14am - ouch ""] help%20me%20please said:hi I recently got fired from working at a mobil station for something stupid I did and i don't think many places will take me after this..I need help about getting a job and stuff. I have a lot of opiates and cocane in my system and I know about the GNC store stuff but don't think it will work. please help me I have to sell stuff and might go homeless soon..I don't know how my kids are going to go to school if i can't get a job in this econimy so please help it will be appreciated thanks KILL YOURSELF |
| __________________________________ [Jul 4,2010 10:45am - ShadowSD ""] help%20me%20please said:please help me I have to sell stuff and might go homeless soon..I don't know how my kids are going to go to school if i can't get a job in this econimy so please help it will be appreciated thanks Do you have any special talents or skills? If you do, maybe there's another way to make money. My wife and I have a three year old daughter, and it's only because I have an unconventional job that we've been able to make things work. While it's as hard as fuck to get a reasonable number of hours a week, being essentially my own boss, it gave me the time to watch our daughter for the first two years of her life while my wife was at work full-time, but still be able to bring in some money to the household. Now that my wife has been unemployed for over a year and still can't find a job (she was "overqualified" to be a cashier at her last interview), once her unemployment runs out, I'll at least still have an income to keep a roof over our heads and food in our daughter's stomach. The negative side of course is that if work dried up for me, I would not get an unemployment check at all, but it's incredibly unlikely that all my students would quit at the same time. Not sure if the self-employment suggestion would apply to you, but since no one else mentioned it, I thought I'd bring it up. Good luck dude. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 4,2010 10:56am - ouch ""] dude, hes a drug addict. He has NO skills. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 4,2010 10:57am - SkinSandwich ""] ouch said:dude, hes a drug addict. He has NO skills. He might have MAD skills! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 4,2010 11:12am - ShadowSD ""] ouch said:dude, hes a drug addict. He has NO skills. Quite possibly. I actually feel exactly the way about this that Tom does, and almost said the same, but I decided to be nice in my comment since he has kids and I have a kid and kids don't choose to have all these crazy cirumstances in life thrust upon them. |