the zipper appreciation (carnival ride)[views:9028][posts:44]_____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 10:47pm - ArilliusBM ""] [img] thing is outrageous. haven't seen one for a few years but they just set one up literally next door to me. this thing was fucking awesome when i was a kid, let's see if it still does magic. perhaps nothing tops the gravitron, however. if anyone has been on this, they know what i'm talking about. some kid puked in one and it went over half of the people in the ride. can't wait to step foot in this magnificent UFO again. [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 10:49pm - Pires ""] The zipper and flying bobs were my favorite carni rides growing up. I puked coming off the gravitron, not on. I, and everyone else, was very lucky that day. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 10:54pm - ArilliusBM ""] ... flying bobs? was the the music express wannabe? or are they the same thing? [img] one dude at the brockton fair played death metal on the music express. that was nice.. too bad everyone that went to the brockton fair was murdered or raped... they shut it down 8^( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:00pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The gravitron was cool for like 1 ride. You're like "wow I'm sticking to the wall". Then it's just like, "wow I have a headache". |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:16pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:You're like "wow I'm sticking to the wall". Then it's just like, "wow I have a headache". "...and how long is it going to take before the stench of burning rubber clears out..." |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:31pm - nekronaut ""] YO FUCKIN ZIPPERS HOW DO THEY WORK? dark carnivale 4eva mmfcl |
| _______________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:36pm - Lamp ""] I always loved this: [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 30,2010 11:52pm - ernie ""] micheal jackson had his own Zipper ride. what an asshole. i like the zipper so much that i contemplated getting a tattoo of one. one time my brother and i flipped our cage 39 times while the ride was stopped with us at the bottom, the ride attendant had to wait for us to stop flipping it untill he could let us out. he wasnt happy, but i was so fuck it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 12:38am - Pires ""] ArilliusBM said:... flying bobs? was the the music express wannabe? or are they the same thing? [img] one dude at the brockton fair played death metal on the music express. that was nice.. too bad everyone that went to the brockton fair was murdered or raped... they shut it down 8^( better. The "carts" hung freely off of the ground. The guy who played music here always played metal too. Albeit, wasn't DM, but listening to metallica, testament and anthrax while on a ride was definite FTW. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 1:21am - Snli ""] bennyhillifier I have yet to see anything that beats this ride...Read the description of it. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:32am - ernie ""] fuck that ride. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:37am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 7:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Snli said: bennyhillifier I have yet to see anything that beats this ride...Read the description of it. I've been on tons of rides, and this is till the most terrifying. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 1:33pm - arilliusbm ""] best thing about carnivals are how scary the haunted rides are. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 1:34pm - RustyPS ""] Gravitron was the bomb diggie yo |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 1:38pm - aaron_michael ""] My hometown has an annual carnival that had the zipper. One year, one of the carnies didn't lock the cage properly and started it up. The girl inside said cage was thrown out of it at the tippy top, bounced off of the cage below hers, then toppled on top of the unattentive ride attendant. Rumor has it she broke her collar bone, and arm, while he broke both of his legs. I think Doomkid knows who she is. The zipper was banned for a few years after that, but I'm sure it's back by now. Beware! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 1:45pm - arilliusbm ""] ^^ that's why the zipper is awesome. that and you find all sorts of money/items below after it's done |
| ________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:00pm - RustyPS ""] I could see that happening with a young Aaron standing there, thoroughly amused |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""] It's too bad it wasn't Clay Buchholz that fell out of the zipper. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:16pm - hauptpflucker ""] It seems that every carnival/fair I've been to there's a rumor about a zipper cart flying off or someone being thrown from it... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:17pm - arilliusbm ""] hauptpflucker said:It seems that every carnival/fair I've been to there's a rumor about a zipper cart flying off or someone being thrown from it... same here. I've heard so many horror stories about it. surprised this thing still exists. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Actually, the best thing I've heard is when that guy with MS fell out of the Superman ride at 6 flags. I heard he fell at a very high part of it and got split in half when he landed on the fence. Everyoe supposedly witnessed this and they shut it down for sometime. Back when it was riverside, one of the rafts on the water ride flipped over and a bunch of people died |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:57pm - MillenialKingdom ""] That is NOT ok. EDIT: Referring to the Insanity ride. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 2:59pm - arilliusbm ""] What's wrong with it? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] hahaha holy shit i remember this ride at the Auburn Mall carnival. i still to this day am a giant vagina and can't handle rides like these. they fuck my whole world up. i can remember all of those horror stories about carts flying off and landing in traffic haha. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""] The myth. The LEGEND. THE RIDE. It returns in 2010. The Zipper. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:09pm - dertoxia ""] carnival rides are only good when they're held together with duct tape and look like they could fall apart at any minute. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:12pm - narkybark ""] because... they do! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:13pm - narkybark ""] Seriously, I wouldn't trust my life to having a bunch of teenagers and carnies put together a complex piece of equipment that will hurl my body around at fast speeds. Equipment that's meant to be temporary and mobile. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:15pm - narkybark ""] I've also been up to that insanity ride but I was too chicken to go on it. I can only imagine how much poo and piss falls on the ground/crowd below. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Sounds like a few people here need to grow a pair this summer and venture on these harmless rides. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:24pm - narkybark ""] tell that to the guy with MS |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:29pm - arilliusbm ""] That all could be hearsay. What I do know is a few years ago some girls feet were severed on the superman ride. Also, someones arm was severed on it about 5 years ago. The Zipper? All myths and legends. Perfectly safe contraption. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:30pm - arilliusbm ""] Now I want to go play SimPark even though that game was lame. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 5:06pm - aaron_michael ""] RustyPS said:I could see that happening with a young Aaron standing there, thoroughly amused Haha I wish I had actually seen that! |
| _____________________________ [Jul 1,2010 5:07pm - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said:What I do know is a few years ago some girls feet were severed on the superman ride. That happened at the Six Flags out in Kentucky... completely different ride. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 5:33pm - arilliusbm ""] look it up nilla. edit: yea, you're right. I thought I had remember reading about it happening in NE on the superman as well. Also, the guy had cerebral palsy, not MS. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 2,2010 7:44am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jul 2,2010 1:27pm - Lamp ""] Holy shit! I haven't played that game in years! Rollercoaster Tycoon fucking rules! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2010 9:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeti said:[img] What version of Autocad is that? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 3,2010 11:57am - immortal13 ""] I have the worst motion sickness ever. I don't even touch Carnival rides. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 3,2010 12:15pm - Death_Metal_Jim ""] fuk all those rides. the TEA CUPS rule! Seriosly, u grab that wheel in the center and spin it fast enough and u can go back in fukin time. and it feels like trippin balls for 2 minutes. its the SALVIA of carnival rides. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 3,2010 12:15pm - Death_Metal_Jim ""] damn, that pic came out huge. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 2,2011 8:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Bump. About to go on one |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 3,2011 12:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm too tall to ride the zipper. I tried to go on it years ago and I had to basically turn my legs to the side so the bar could go over my thighs. They had trouble closing it until I moved and I think everybody watching just thought I was too fat. |