Trollin' nillas on COMPOSTED's YouTube channel[views:22527][posts:72]____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] OK so some guy's getting all snippy with me in the comments section for Land On a Cock. bennyhillifier You may read the comments here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWIABNrX5w ...but YouTube's layout when it comes to reading comments is fucking atrocious, so I'll post the conversation thus far here and update everyone as new LULZ come in. nfldman1976: christ...I don't think I have ever heard a more shitty song. Me: Just because your dad is a homosexual doesn't mean you can take it out on breakdowns. nfldman1976: My dad? For the entire song some guy talking about sucking off dino's and landing on cocks? Buddy, you got a lot of nerve talking about my father. Hahaha. Me: None of those things are in the least bit gay. Don't take it out on us just because you see a few dudes playing some music in a studio and you have to chime in claiming there are homosexual overtones due to your own battles with incest and sex abuse in early childhood. There are plenty of counseling options available for people like you, you know. You do not have to continue to suffer. nfldman1976: what in the fuck are you talking about? Are you a band member? Man if you are you best quit that group. If you say that shit to the wrong person you could be sorry. Its one thing to say a song is shit.....its another to say that someone was involved in incest and sex abuse.. thats a little sick isn't it? Me: not in the least. I'm here to help you. And it's not offensive if it's true. I could see people being offended if I was just off making wild accusations, but sexual abuse (especially involving children) is a serious issue and those who have suffered need all the support they can get. I want to help, but the first thing you need to accept is that you liked it when your dad used to lick your asshole at bed time and not take it out on the bands, man. How dare you. nfldman1976: Your not a band. Can't you tell that from the number of views you get on your videos? Me: You're making perfect sense now. I would expect nothing more from a man who's pubic area is covered with his dad's bite marks. nfldman1976: ok ok ok , you win! I'll get help with my abuse acceptance, and you get help with playing decent music. Me: Sounds like a plan, Obi Wan. I'll start by listening to all the Lil Wayne songs and rap remixes of Pants On the Ground on your favorites list. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:07pm - Archaeon ""] $5 says he typed "land on a cock" into youtube. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:10pm - timma ""] Oh my goodness. This thread is already chock full of epic lulz. Well done, Dr. Sweatpants. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Probably. His favorite videos are a "pants on the ground" remix, and some gay commercial rap shit. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] timma said:Dr. Sweatpants. ahahhaaha. I almost spit water onto my monitor. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: I knew he would be fun to fuck with once I said that there are no homosexual overtones in "Land On a Cock" and he didn't call me on it. Maybe he thinks the song is about bodyslamming chickens. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:21pm - Archaeon ""] hahahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 9:43pm - arilliusbm ""] best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| ____________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:16am - JN ""] arilliusbm said:best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:19am - boblovesmusic ""] JN said: arilliusbm said:best song ive ever heard in my life. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:30am - the_reverend ""] boblovesmusic said: JN said: arilliusbm said:blest song ive ever heard in my blurst of times. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 8:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just edited the original post to include the latest. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 9:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] and again. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 9:22am - ouchdrummer ""] while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I dig it, but it's not even a composted song. PS: thanks Jimbies! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:03am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Jim, we are no longer friends. That song was my life's work. :( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 11:10am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Here's the song without cock references: http://www.holladaddy.com/composted/We_Are_NothingMix3.mp3 |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:38pm - ouchdrummer ""] the name's Jimbo, muthafucka! I ain't sorry for saying shit! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Life is no longer worth living. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:45pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 12:46pm - narkybark ""] it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:00pm - timma ""] ArrowHeadNLI said: ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) Same here. I'd love to jam with him, but him being a large pedo and me being a really small boy-like man, I fear rape will ensue. Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke. It's exhilarating, really. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:13pm - ouchdrummer ""] I must argue with that statement. While mike obviously enjoys the pleasures of youngens, yall be too old for 'em. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks fellers. Arrowhead: We should definitely jamizzle out some day. And for the record I'm not a pedophile. I'm in it for the jokes... plus 15 year old girls are seriously hot. RAWR. timma said:Sometimes, Mike blankly stares at me--and for a brief moment I don't know if I'm going to be raped or he's going to tell a joke. That WAS the joke, sillypants mctickletimes. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if she's wet |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:34pm - ouchdrummer ""] Alexecutioner said: narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if he's wet fixd |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 1:37pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said: Alexecutioner said: narkybark said:it's not rape if you just give in and try to enjoy it. its not rape if he's wet fixd its not rape if he's already bleeding from the ass |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Composted exists solely for the act of brotherly love, so anyone who gets "raped" in this band didn't read the fine print. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:28pm - timma ""] I read ohnry ancient Chinee scrohs and zee Sunday funnys page. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:29pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said:while i'm a huge fan (Mike's my fav local drummer) of Composted's musical stylings, i personally don't like "land on a cock".. I can appreciate the silliness of it, and I think it's cool that so many people enjoy it so much, but the song kinda stinks. Sorry. *smoochies* regardless of whether or not this song is a joke, the drums are NO JOKE SON. fucking love that fill at 2:00, i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns, what the fuck mike! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] i didn't say it was a joke, i said i don't like it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] naw i hear ya, i just think most people assume its just a joke song, but when you listen to the drums mike lays it down |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 2:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] As stated a while ago when this song first surfaced, it was originally meant to be on a TYAG full length, but then we broke up and were going to use it for a studio project. But, after 3 days straight in the studio with no sleep, a 4 am vocal session produced this retardation, and the rest is history. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 4:05pm - cock lander ""] all over the nation |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2010 7:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Summer jam '09 |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 7:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Alexecutioner said:i keep watching it trying to figure out the sticking patterns haha that one's nothing too fancy. Just a couple of 5 stroke rolls, all single strokes though. alternating. I'll just write it out in a little bit. Better than working. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 8:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 8:27am - ouchdrummer ""] that image was blocked. :( |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Your work doesn't like Holladaddy. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:38am - ouchdrummer ""] Yep, it's funny cause when i try to open porn, my computer says stuff like: BLOCKED "this material has been deemed inappropriate, and classified as pornography." ..... and when i try to open your stuff it says: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:42am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Who says I can't do both? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just sends you's a PM Jimbo. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:46am - timma ""] You sent him a Penis Montage? Gross, dude. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:46am - brodown ""] ouchdrummer said: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." win. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:50am - ouchdrummer ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just sends you's a PM Jimbo. I just sends yous a pm. dildos. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's not a penis montage, it's a prostate massage. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 10:58am - RustyPS ""] pussy manipulation? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] brodown said: ouchdrummer said: BLOCKED "this material isn't very funny, and your time would be better spent fapping in the bathroom." win. :*( |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:05am - ouchdrummer ""] Oh, so now you goes to crys-babys-land? I have tissues for you, dildos. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:09am - ouchdrummer ""] that's right. I don't care if you think it's funny or not, i LOVE metalocalypse, and will continue to speak like swissgard. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually). |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:21am - Alexecutioner ""] i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!" |
| ________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:43am - timma ""] Alexecutioner said:i think the show is pretty funny, but the thing that pisses me off the most about it is that somehow people think by watching that show that they are an expert on Death metal. for example if i tell someone who doesnt listen to metal, that i play in a death metal band, the first thing they say is "oh nice, yea i watch metalocalypse too!" At which point you forcefully place a drum stick in their bunghole sideways, I hope. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:46am - brian_dc ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My opinion on Melocalypse has changed a lot. I still stand by my early claims that show was retarded. The early stuff was not funny at all. The newer shit I've seen is pretty awesome though. It's more about doing ACTUAL funny things and not just cliche metal things (which aren't funny usually). I haven't seen any of the new stuff. But that was totally my take on the early stuff. I looked at it from a neutral, "Is this funny?" basis. And it failed. I was bummed, too, because it was the same crew who did Home Movies. Home Movies is easily one of my favorite adult swim shows. So I thought it was a big fall off in quality. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 11:50am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I liked the first few episodes but probably on novelty value alone. After that it got unfunny as shit. Just saw some newer episodes the other day and it's greatly improved; I noticed Brian Posehn co-wrote some stuff so I'm guessing that's why I liked it. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:09pm - Lamp ""] Proof positive that all negative reviews of Metalocalypse online calling it degrading to metal are by people that only watched the pilot episode and deemed the entire show a failure without giving it a chance to develop. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:11pm - brian_dc ""] proof positive that ALL negative reviews blah blah blah? This argument has problems. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:12pm - brian_dc ""] Proof positive that Mark Richards and I didn't like the show at first. He likes it more now and I don't watch adult swim anymore so I don't care. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:23pm - ouchdrummer ""] there's no reason to discuss whether or not the show is funny, that's obviously all personal opinion. I find it funny as shit, and i hope it stays on the air for 20 seasons. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:33pm - Lamp ""] brian_dc said:proof positive that ALL negative reviews blah blah blah? This argument has problems. And people wonder why I don't try to be humorous on this board much. Look at what happens. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:35pm - brian_dc ""] I'm the sultan of serious. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:39pm - Lamp ""] This is a hostile takeover. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 1:43pm - ouchdrummer ""] guys, guys, guys! *separates brian+lamp* i know it's hard to get along, and the easy way out is to fight with small knives wearing tight jeans... but that's NOT the answer. The answer is: YOU GOT TO PRAY, JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY, YOU GOT TO PRAY! DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM DEE DEE DUM YOU GOT TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY *dances like an idiot* ..... you see what i mean? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 2:00pm - Lamp ""] So if I run straight up a brick wall and execute a flawless backflip off of it, all my problems in life will be solved? Where do I sign up? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 2:02pm - timma ""] I'll be honest--I did not see M.C. Hammer being introduced into this thread at any point. How naive of me. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 2:25pm - ouchdrummer ""] timma said:I'll be honest--I did not see M.C. Hammer being introduced into this thread at any point. How naive of me. you obviously don't know me as well as you thought you did. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 2:46pm - timma ""] I know you better than you know that I know that you know better than me. On an unrelated note--COD today, perhaps? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 2:48pm - Alexecutioner ""] timma said:I know you better than you know that I know that you know better than me. On an unrelated note--COD today, perhaps? on which platform?! whats your gamer tag again? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 3:08pm - timma ""] Jimbo and I play on PS3 at his place (split screen). I'm not a "cool kid" and play on 360 though. Gamertag is Timma Wang |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 3:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] MW2 fo' life beotch! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 15,2010 3:27am - Samantha ""] Ha ha! That guy trolled one the videos I posted from a Composted show. He must really hate you guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6bP0Rj7Zlo |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 15,2010 10:01am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haahahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Jul 15,2010 10:44am - Yeti ""] Lamp said:So if I run straight up a brick wall and execute a flawless backflip off of it, all my problems in life will be solved? Where do I sign up? all along the key to life has been right in front of your face. how many times have you been told to do a barrel roll? |