The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust
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[Jul 22,2010 12:45am - the_reverend ""]
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html?hpt=C2
Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26 but also having more sex, period.
false.
[Jul 22,2010 1:21am - arilliusbm ""]
giggity?
[Jul 22,2010 6:26am - SkinSandwich ""]
yes, false big time.
[Jul 22,2010 9:34am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
27 = cougar? i thought it was 35+
[Jul 22,2010 9:43am - SkinSandwich ""]
How about helen Mirren who is 62, LULZ
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I'd fuck the Queen!
[Jul 22,2010 9:56am - ouchdrummer ""]
This statement is definitely true. For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so. Yeah, they won't look as good as the 18-21 year old tender teens in bikinis, and you'll probably not feel as comfortable bringing them around your friends, but HOLY SHIT they're more in the sack. Huge difference. Picture it this way, ya know how YOU (assuming you are a man) feel about sex? You want it constantly, you'll do, or say anything, or go anywhere, or sit through anything to get it? well imagine dating a woman that feels the same way. They really do exist, and no, they're not just nimpho's, or sluts, (although those do exist) they're just normal women who's bodies tell them it's time to put up or shut up. (metaphorically speaking) No, not ALL older women feel this way, and menopause definitely stops it in it's tracks, but most will want it more, be less selective with who they do it with, be less picky about about the bullshit surrounding it (diner, presents, COMMITMENT) and be down right BETTER at it.
cougars rule.
[Jul 22,2010 10:09am - SkinSandwich ""]
I've banged some older chicks, but then again I am almost 37 so...
But Ouchdrummer makes a good point. They are awesome in bed and always want to get their plumbing scraped.
[Jul 22,2010 10:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i need me a cougar
[Jul 22,2010 10:13am - arilliusbm ""]
Only 90+ is real.
[Jul 22,2010 10:21am - nekronaut ""]
I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.
[Jul 22,2010 10:24am - arilliusbm ""]
nekronaut said:I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.
expect nothing more than a typical mid-Florida crackehore who makes a living off of blowing an occasional dude
[Jul 22,2010 10:24am - SkinSandwich ""]
You gonna wait 24 years? Hopefully her dad will be dead by then.
[Jul 22,2010 10:37am - nekronaut ""]
arilliusbm said:
nekronaut said:I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.
expect nothing more than a typical mid-Florida crackehore who makes a living off of blowing an occasional dude
''Sassy''
That's what her shirt will say. It will also have a big fluffy cat wearing over sized sun glasses. She will buy it at Walmart.
[Jul 22,2010 11:07am - the_reverend ""]
ITTL skinsandwich is a cougar and ouchdrummer advocates people do him.
[Jul 22,2010 11:40am - brodown ""]
ouchdrummer said:For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so.
cougars rule.
BACKED. I've got a good story involving a jeep in the parking lot outside a bar in Western MA that I'll tell ya next time I see ya.
[Jul 22,2010 11:41am - The_Rooster ""]
Older women are hot and good at, ummm, what they do, but they are also fucking crazy.
[Jul 22,2010 11:44am - SkinSandwich ""]
the_reverend said:ITTL skinsandwich is a cougar and ouchdrummer advocates people do him.
I might be older, but my dick is only wrinkly when I'm soft. Other than that, WATCH OUT NOW!!
[Jul 22,2010 11:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
The_Rooster said:women are fucking crazy.
[Jul 22,2010 11:47am - Doomkid ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
The_Rooster said:older women fuck crazy.
[Jul 22,2010 11:52am - the_reverend ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
The_Rooster said:women are fucking crazy.
[Jul 22,2010 12:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
I would say younger women are crazy as well
[Jul 22,2010 12:06pm - nekronaut ""]
Older married women are where it's at. But sshhhhhhhh it's a secret, don't let their husband find out.
[Jul 22,2010 12:20pm - SkinSandwich ""]
arilliusbm said:I would say younger women are crazy as well
These days? I think crazier. A bunch of self entitled, crazy neurotic cunts if you ask me.
[Jul 22,2010 12:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
Blame facebook, medicine that affects hormones, and men that don't know how to treat women.
[Jul 22,2010 12:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
And besides, women always win at battleship.
[Jul 22,2010 12:28pm - the_reverend ""]
this thread is just making aril sound gayer and gayer.
[Jul 22,2010 12:29pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i banged my 17 year old girlfriends mother when I was like 19 or 20...her mom was def like 40-45...
she found out later and at a party dumped a beer on my head and had her friends talk shit to me: my friends and I just sat there laughing in her face while beer poured down mine...
[Jul 22,2010 12:34pm - SkinSandwich ""]
arilliusbm said:And besides, women always win at battleship.
They do don't they them bishes.
[Jul 22,2010 12:40pm - DYA is HAW HAW HAW ""]
AndrewBastard said:i banged my 17 year old girlfriends mother when I was like 19 or 20...her mom was def like 40-45...
she found out later and at a party dumped a beer on my head and had her friends talk shit to me: my friends and I just sat there laughing in her face while beer poured down mine...
So many man points.
[Jul 22,2010 12:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
You're lucky the chick didn't call you to be on Springer
[Jul 22,2010 12:51pm - Yeti ""]
lucky she didn't? Panzerbastard on Springer = epic win.
[Jul 22,2010 12:58pm - ouchdrummer ""]
women in general are insane. Old or young does not matter.... actually, if there's ANY difference, it's that older women have chilled out about some of the drama young women subscribe to.
and while joking about it is fun, sleeping with married women can be a very bad idea. There's already plenty of lonely SINGLE older women out there, and just one time sleeping with a married one can easily end with a redneck shooting you in the face.... it might sound obsurd, but believe it. Dudes get really protective about there wifes...
I like being single again.
[Jul 22,2010 1:04pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Single is the only way to go. Fuck the hassles & drama of being with a douche. I enjoy just getting my dinky stinky and then walking out the door.
[Jul 22,2010 1:05pm - Yeti ""]
i'm a very lucky man, my girl is awesome, but it took many, many shitbags to find her. plus i took 5 years getting to know her before i pursued anything.
[Jul 22,2010 1:07pm - arilliusbm ""]
wait, so you actually don't rape?
[Jul 22,2010 1:09pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Me or Yeti? If you mean me, no, I don't need to catch a case nigga!!
[Jul 23,2010 2:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
arilliusbm said:wait, so you actually don't rape?
Hey, nowhere in that post does it say he asked permission. LOL
[Jul 23,2010 3:25am - quintessence_nli ""]
Best sex I ever had was with a 35 mother of 2 who still had a nice body and was a fucking NYMPHO. Young girls are boring in bed, but nice to look at.
[Jul 23,2010 3:57am - the_reverend ""]
Now she has 3 kids?
[Jul 23,2010 4:34am - quintessence_nli ""]
She was fixed, thankfully.
[Jul 23,2010 11:49am - the_reverend ""]
Yeti said:i'm a very lucky man, my girl is awesome, but it took many, many shitbags to find her. plus i took 5 years getting to know her before i pursued anything.Does this mean that if you had facebook, you and tom would be facebook official?
[Jul 23,2010 11:51am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ITT: rev is jealous
[Jul 23,2010 11:57am - largefreakatzero ""]
I'm 36 and my wife is 39. She does a very good job.
[Jul 24,2010 11:55am - MillenialKingdom ""]
Serious lack of douchebag patrol in this thread.
[Jul 24,2010 12:50pm - james joyce ""]
ouchdrummer said:This statement is definitely true. For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so. Yeah, they won't look as good as the 18-21 year old tender teens in bikinis, and you'll probably not feel as comfortable bringing them around your friends, but HOLY SHIT they're more in the sack. Huge difference. Picture it this way, ya know how YOU (assuming you are a man) feel about sex? You want it constantly, you'll do, or say anything, or go anywhere, or sit through anything to get it? well imagine dating a woman that feels the same way. They really do exist, and no, they're not just nimpho's, or sluts, (although those do exist) they're just normal women who's bodies tell them it's time to put up or shut up. (metaphorically speaking) No, not ALL older women feel this way, and menopause definitely stops it in it's tracks, but most will want it more, be less selective with who they do it with, be less picky about about the bullshit surrounding it (diner, presents, COMMITMENT) and be down right BETTER at it.
SETTLE DOWN, FRANCIS...
cougars rule.
[Jul 24,2010 2:13pm - the_reverend ""]
13-27 is all about girls beingcock parking lots.
28-40. Sex is only for making babies.
40-45 sex is only for making downz syndrome babies.
45+ sex is only when youur husband is ouut of town on businness.
[Jul 24,2010 6:50pm - quintessence_nli ""]
Thats just not true.