ARCH ENEMY DROPS OFF CURRENT TOUR
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[May 3,2004 11:41am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
MACHINE HEAD has issued a statement on their official
website regarding ARCH ENEMY dropping off the Weapons
Of Mass Destruction Tour that is sure to raise the ire
of many an AE fan. It reads as follows:
"In what came as a complete shock to the Machine Head
camp, perennial support act Arch Enemy have informed
headliners Machine Head that they must pull out of the
entire Weapons Of Mass Destruction tour because singer
Angela Gossard broke a fingernail which had recently
been through a vigorous French manicure.
Citing work visa problems and strained vocals to the
media, the troubles began for the German vixen when,
upon raising her devil horns for the 349th time during
Arch Enemy's bizarre performance at the New England
Metal and Hardcore Festival, her fingernail got caught
in what could only be described as a metal-horned
catastrophe. The members of Machine Head instinctively
rushed to her aid, offering her mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation, after which the ever-benevolent MH boys
granted the openers permission to miss a handful of
shows while she recovered from what the metal diva
claimed was 'an extremely painful broken nail.'
Unfortunately, word came from their management and
booking agent today that the nail would need emergency
manicuring and that only the best French manicurist in
all of Sweden could perform the repair, thus resulting
in the bands' inability to complete the entire
remainder of the tour.
To the relief of no one in particular, not a single
ticket holder asked for a refund."
[May 3,2004 12:00pm - litacore ""]
yeah like they're ones to talk.
like Machine Head's rider probably doesn't include inordinate profusion of dick-suck:
-- backdrop
-- twenty extra minutes of setup time for our SPECIAL M-H AMPS
-- extra large evian bottles of goatcum
fuck nu-metal!
[May 3,2004 12:01pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I agree with you Larysa, but I hate arch enemy too.
I just thought it was funny.
[May 3,2004 12:10pm - succubus ""]
it's in the day 2 thread about metal fest
[May 3,2004 12:11pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
you mean metalcore fest Carina
[May 3,2004 12:13pm - theundergroundscene ""]
Arch Enemy took just as long as Machine Head did to set up...
[May 3,2004 12:15pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Do all bands who sound gay act gay?
[May 3,2004 12:16pm - succubus ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:you mean metalcore fest Carina
your thread is called that, i was talking about the one aaron made..day 2
i want you to click in it and see the pics i posted...
[May 3,2004 12:17pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I mean there was no metal bands on the show
[May 3,2004 12:40pm - succubus ""]
but did you see my peectures?
[May 3,2004 12:46pm - RustedAngel ""]
theundergroundscene said:Arch Enemy took just as long as Machine Head did to set up...
because they had to take down all the machine head stuff
and those mh dual stacks rotated 45 degrees were already setup through the beginning of the show.
[May 3,2004 12:50pm - baneofexistence ""]
i remember when machine head were a decent band back in 95 and ok in 97 but now thery are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[May 3,2004 12:53pm - RustedAngel ""]
succubus said:but did you see my peectures?
i wanna see my peectures!!!
[May 3,2004 1:57pm - morkul ""]
Arch Enemy sucks though. I could give a rats-ass anymore about MH. They used to be alright. Like when Rob was still in Vio-lence.
[May 3,2004 2:02pm - Abbath ""]
fuck machine head, although i don't really care about arch enemy either
but they are alot better
[May 5,2004 11:29pm - attendmyrequiem in Maine ""]
bwahahahahhaha