For the lulz (nubile deathcore content)[views:13799][posts:85]_________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:21pm - Martins ""] LOL http://www.myspace.com/buriedbytheoceannj |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:25pm - MillenialKingdom ""] They're like 10. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:31pm - bornofosichris ""] drummer is a zygote. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:36pm - reimroc ""] HOLY GAUGES BATMAN |
| _________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:37pm - reimroc ""] dear god i also just just realized these kids are like 12. how far has this genre infected the gene pool? i guess i just answered my own question because the answer is in this myspace page. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:32pm - narkybark ""] Holy shit, drums off much? My sense of timing just told me to kill myself and everyone around me in an office rage massacre. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:32pm - Lamp nli ""] Just like every other band of their genre, they're "bringing something new to the table" and "redefining the genre". Give me a fucking break. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:36pm - narkybark ""] I had actually just typed a sentence about throwing dried human shit through those gauges like a beanbag toss- and then I realized I was raging about 10-yr olds. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:38pm - Lamp nli ""] There should be a band called For The Lulz though. Just saying. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 7:32pm - Dankill ""] At the least, you can only hope they get better with age and maybe discover better bands as they get older. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:38pm - Martins ""] HEAVY AS SHIT BRO Best part is when the 5 year old singer swears |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:41pm - Doomkid ""] The Jonas Brothers for metal? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:44pm - s.axl.beckett ""] "Of course you can be in a death-core band son, you can do anything you want in life!. We will pay for all your glamor shots and your way too big plugs and everything!" This is what happens when metal is so completely mainstream and commercialized. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:46pm - Doomkid ""] Those plugs are out of fucking control, they're bigger than the lower half of his face. Its gonna be great when he decides he doesn't want them anymore. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they could be playing worse music. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:55pm - Archaeon ""] FuckIsMySignature said:they could be playing worse music. no they couldn't. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they could be playin the pink strat bullshit you listen to |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 4:37am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pre-pubescent moshcore is all the rage these days. I hear you can pick up their demo at any Claire's Boutique or Kids' Gap. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 5:05am - the_reverend ""] I thought this said mobile... That confused me son. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 5:07am - the_reverend ""] Haters be hatin |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 9:11am - largefreakatzero ""] All deathcore should be outlawed. What a horrible bastardization of genres. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 9:39am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Everybody now realize that that 10yo drummer gets laid more than all of us combined, then make with the weeping. LAWL |
| _______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:41am - Yeti ""] Without Remorse in 10 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:42am - markworkingrichards ""] Yeti said:Without Remorse in 10 years. So in 10 years Without Remorse will be child versions of themselves? Heh. Also, they have a song called "Without Remorse." Maybe you're onto something. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:45am - Yeti ""] haha yeah that was worded strangely. what i mean is "they will be" Without Remorse in 10 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:46am - markworkingrichards ""] Yeah, I just felt like giving you shit because I'm bored at work. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] its good but needs moar girl jeans and flat brimmed hats |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:12am - The_Rooster ""] "they have no trouble creating a fresh and brutal sound that seperates them from the others of the genre" hahahahahaha. They seem to be having A LOT of trouble with that. I hate music. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:13am - markworkingrichards ""] I want to know what kind of superb lyrics they have. THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT MY MATH TEACHER, WHO IS A DOODOO HEAD. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Alice cooper did it |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:33am - goatcatabisk ""] Doomkid said:Those plugs are out of fucking control, they're bigger than the lower half of his face. Its gonna be great when he decides he doesn't want them anymore. If my adolescent son came home looking like that, I'd drown the little faggot in the bathtub. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:45am - porphyria ""] A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:49am - afeministwoman ""] those are my boys! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""] porphyria said:A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. win'd |
| _________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:59am - xmikex ""] The real depressing part is that no matter how much this sucks it's still better than the music I was making at this age. Somebody tell them to get off myspace and do it the right way with a templated angelfire website. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:00pm - reimroc ""] xmikex said:The real depressing part is that no matter how much this sucks it's still better than the music I was making at this age. Somebody tell them to get off myspace and do it the right way with a templated angelfire website. oh lawd angelfire. you just nostalgia'd me. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:01pm - reimroc ""] http://angelfire.com/music4/brootaldeathneckchoke |
| _________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:10pm - xmikex ""] U NOSTALGIA U LOSE |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:14pm - reimroc ""] I LOST |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:26pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] porphyria said:A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. Naw, they'd almost definitely like it. I'd be willing to bet they probably did it to themselves to help stretch em in the first place. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:28pm - markworkingrichards ""] Fuck a padlock, attach a beartrap instead. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think a live grenade would do the trick. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:32pm - SkinSandwich ""] Set a bunch of pedophiles loose in their practice space. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:43pm - porphyria ""] ValkyrieScreams said: Naw, they'd almost definitely like it. I'd be willing to bet they probably did it to themselves to help stretch em in the first place. I'm sure if it were a padlock they didn't have the combo/key to, it would most certainly ruin their night. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:44pm - Spaldino ""] SkinSandwich said:Set a bunch of pedophiles loose in their practice space. hahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:45pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] If you set the diddlers loose on these kids they'll just turn into a bunch of emo cry babies. That could potentially be worse for humanity. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. The real molested kids all form porno grind bands and have offensive shirt contests. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:13pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:23pm - mikexmike ""] DestroyYouAlot said:See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. There it is folks. The quote of the day. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. The real molested kids all form porno grind bands and have offensive shirt contests. hahaha...wait |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:25pm - Spaldino ""] nothing says "love" like an inappropriate rub. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:[img] If you could kill someone for me on the way out... that would be a great help. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:38pm - Alexecutioner ""] you guys just gave these cum stained pre-teens more hits on their website, further convincing them that they are making fans and should continue making horrible music |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Fail Paradox |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Yeti said:[img] If you could kill someone for me on the way out... that would be a great help. "+1 Like Button" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 2:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I want to fuck the drummer so bad. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 2:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: The singer's parents are idiots. Who let's a 12 year old gauge their ears out that much? Have fun supporting your kid through his 20's while he struggles to find a McDonalds that will hire someone who looks like king of the assholes. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 2:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] also... lulz at the the band "Ultimate Punch"'s comment: "yo guys whats up? sick tunes. We should get a tour sometime." Translation: Pedophiles. Asking a bunch of pre-teen kids to ride around in a van all around the country and do sleepovers. If that doesn't have the makings of an amber alert then I don't know what does. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 2:10pm - markworkingrichards ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:also... lulz at the the band "Ultimate Punch"'s comment: "yo guys whats up? sick tunes. We should get a tour sometime." Translation: Pedophiles. Asking a bunch of pre-teen kids to ride around in a van all around the country and do sleepovers. If that doesn't have the makings of an amber alert then I don't know what does. You're right...maybe we should do it with them instead so we can really do the "(Sl)amber Alert" tour. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 11:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Then we can throw rotten fruit at them while they play each show. And fuck their female fans (who will all be under 18 years old, of course). |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 11:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Slamber Alert needs to be a song title or tshirt of somekind |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 11:12am - nekronautnli ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:(who will all be under 18 years old, of course). under 15 or you're a pussy. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 12:15pm - DreadKill ""] nekronautnli said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:(who will all be under 18 years old, of course). under 15 or you're a pussy.under 9 or you're a cougar hunter |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 12:17pm - DreadKill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:PS: The singer's parents are idiots. Who let's a 12 year old gauge their ears out that much? Have fun supporting your kid through his 20's while he struggles to find a McDonalds that will hire someone who looks like king of the assholes.that was my first thought too. his parents should be sterilized. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 2:37pm - reimroc ""] Slamber Alert tour featuring the youngest slam bands you can find. at the end of each show we are the world sing along with all the young musicians around msd or you are all vaginafaces. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 3:16pm - Martins ""] I'm not convinced by those gauges. I think they're just rolls of red tape attached to his earlobes. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 4:07pm - blessed offal nli ""] i dont knowz whatz ur all talking aboutz, this band is killer |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 10:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I think we should just do a slamber alert tour with Justin Bieber. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 10:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm currently finding the singer on facebook so I can troll him with a fake scene girl profile. Epicness ahoy. I can't wait to describe myself rubbing my monroe all over his delicious cock. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 10:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This isn't him, but I found him during the search. It looks like a horse kicked this kid in the face: [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 10:50pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] I was probably taking my first MCAS when these lil' niggaz were born. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2010 11:20pm - i_am_not_me ""] Lamp%20nli said:There should be a band called For The Lulz though. Just saying. I've entertained that thought before. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] They just changed their name to "In Death I Rise". Sick bra. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:34am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:57am - narkybark ""] mike knows where it's at |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 8:50am - reimroc ""] these kids are confirmed for 12-14 years old http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseact...friendId=528546883&blogId=538320115 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 10:53am - narkybark ""] "Im just so curious and full of questions for you guys." ...martins? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:25pm - boblovesmusic ""] The other Buried by the ocean isn't much better.. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2010 1:59pm - arti NLI ""] narkybark said:"Im just so curious and full of questions for you guys." ...martins? uh no |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I guess this band just broke up. That was quick. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 9:45pm - narkybark ""] Don't fret, that band took up 10% of their natural lives. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 11,2010 12:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Video: Check out this hilarity: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=173382339350794 peacepeace |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2010 1:25pm - AndrewBastard ""] just read this entire thread. might be my fav in rttp history |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2010 2:42pm - Spaldino ""] such a faggot |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2010 2:59pm - reimroc ""] wow they even recycled their old picture |