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more lulz at terrible deathcore bands on myspace

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[Aug 15,2010 4:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
http://www.myspace.com/abloodbathinboston

Check out the list of bands they've played with on their page. I guess this is so you know they're awesome. I like the asterisks which indicate that they've played with the band more than once. It's good that they had the foresight to include a little section like this. I almost didn't listen to the music on their page until that I saw that they've played with In Alcatraz 1962 a few times.
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[Aug 15,2010 9:09am - Alexecutioner ""]
haha, "played with more than one time"

youve played with ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS more than once? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO, WANNA BE ON MY RECORD LABEL?
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[Aug 15,2010 9:39am - Martins ""]
They look like a bunch of guys who have no idea what's going on. Except the singer - he's a girl.
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[Aug 15,2010 10:32am - SteveSummoned ""]
I bet they're from New York. I'm only jealous at one band they've played with. Knock on my all you want but that band is After The Burial.
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[Aug 15,2010 10:51am - Alexecutioner ""]
i guess i assumed they were from boston? otherwise why the fuck would they name themselves A Blood Bath In Boston, fucking ironic hipsters perhaps... GAY

they all look like they are posing for Emo-core clothing lines by the way, im surprised they arent all wearing low cut V neck shirts

[img]
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[Aug 15,2010 11:18am - narkybark ""]
Meh, just unremarkable in every way.
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[Aug 15,2010 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Unremarkable!? Damon, they've played with THIS OR THE APOCALYPSE more than ONCE. That's just downright impressive.
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[Aug 15,2010 11:41am - narkybark ""]
you mean impressive*
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[Aug 15,2010 12:51pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Now you get it.
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[Aug 15,2010 12:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ugh
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[Aug 15,2010 2:17pm - Archaeon ""]
I'm pretty sure 75% of those bands are from the same shows.
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[Aug 16,2010 1:49am - remotekilgore  ""]
MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us
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[Aug 16,2010 7:49am - largefreakatzero ""]
"Can sell tickets to friends"

Wow.
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[Aug 16,2010 7:54am - Yeti ""]

remotekilgore said:Cool attitude


bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude.
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[Aug 16,2010 9:48am - The_Rooster ""]
[img]

I'm so sad. :( :( :(
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[Aug 16,2010 9:48am - The_Rooster ""]

Alexecutioner said:

[img]



Left out the lip ring.
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[Aug 16,2010 10:31am - boxxy ""]

remotekilgore said:MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us



I like how in requirements it says:

"Reliable transportation (License is a plus)"

So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha
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[Aug 16,2010 11:44am - DYA is BZZZZZZZZZZ  ""]

boxxy said:
remotekilgore said:MSD: you can sell me a ticket

We will be looking for a drummer to fill a permanent spot If you're interested in trying out, we would like you to either make a video of yourself playing to the songs, or record yourself to it (if you have your own little home studio) If you're interested please message us about it with your email, and we can send you the recommended tracks we want to see learned and performed
Requirements
Reliable transportation(license is a bonus 16+ Professional equipment
Cool attitude, okay with playing shows every month
Can sell tickets to friends
Be able to make practice twice a week
Live somewhat near us



I like how in requirements it says:

"Reliable transportation (License is a plus)"

So basically the reliable part is mommies? Right? Cause i would call reliable transportation a CAR, and to have a CAR you should have a LICENSE! hahhha



Well, not necessarily - you have to remember, these dudes eventually get kicked out of the basement rec room, at which point they switch to mooching off a succession of impressionable scenester girls - whose parents buy them Maximas or Minis or whatever.
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[Aug 16,2010 11:50am - Pires ""]
lol i love shit like this
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[Aug 16,2010 12:09pm - xmikex ""]
I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight.

But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace.
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[Aug 16,2010 12:23pm - boxxy ""]
do it do it. i'd do it, but i don't have myspace.
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[Aug 16,2010 12:50pm - reimroc ""]
so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore.
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[Aug 16,2010 9:24pm - immortal13 ""]
I'm so down.

I love how they have all the logos of gear they use, as if anyone really cares that they have a Randall RH200 and a Peavey 4x12 they got at the local pawn shop.
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[Aug 16,2010 9:49pm - largefreakatzero ""]

The_Rooster said:[img]


I'm so sad. :( :( :(



This fruit would not fare well in prison. Or even at a Composted practice for that matter.
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[Aug 16,2010 9:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad.
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[Aug 16,2010 9:58pm - largefreakatzero ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:We'd make prison seem like a petting zoo after we're done with that fine young lad.


I knew I could count on you guys.
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[Aug 19,2010 1:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

xmikex said:I'm almost bored enough to link them to this thread so I can watch the fight.

But I don't feel like logging onto spamspace.



Done.
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[Aug 19,2010 2:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
*checks watch*
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[Aug 19,2010 11:23am - Kadoog-a-go-go  ""]
New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM.
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[Aug 19,2010 11:52am - reimroc ""]

Kadoog-a-go-go said:New ABLUM! I can't wait to get their new ABLUM. You guys wanna go line up around the block with me to get their new ABLUM and have them sign it? ABLUM. Its on itunes and everything. ABLUM.


hahaha i just noticed that

fucking spelling how does that work?
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[Sep 6,2010 3:25pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much :D. I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though
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[Sep 6,2010 3:27pm - the_reverend ""]
People still use myspace?
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[Sep 6,2010 3:45pm - dertoxia ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said: we are all between the age of 17-18 now,



soooo you're all 17 then?
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[Sep 6,2010 3:56pm - i_am_not_me ""]

Yeti said:
remotekilgore said:Cool attitude


bah, we all know that no one under the age of 25 has a cool attitude.



I'm living proof of this.

</month-long delay>
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[Sep 6,2010 4:13pm - SkinSandwich ""]

dertoxia said:
Guitarist4ABBIB said: we are all between the age of 17-18 now,



soooo you're all 17 then?



Haha
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[Sep 6,2010 4:53pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass..
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[Sep 6,2010 7:08pm - sir coughsalot  ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:Hey I am glad you all enjoy my band enough to talk about it this much :D. I am glad we are getting so much publicity. It's cool how we have like 20 torrent sites, I want everyone to listen to us so maybe we will get somewhere.. And we are all between the age of 17-18 now, that stuff you guys are trashing was posted 2 years ago. We don't check our myspace much anymore either. Thanks though


bova?
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[Sep 6,2010 7:35pm - amorok666 ""]
Dickass?
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[Sep 7,2010 5:10am - spaldino on phone  ""]
A cum bath in butttocks.... what a load of brazen faggotry
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[Sep 7,2010 11:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:No some are 17 and some are 18 dickass..


You guys should post pictures of yourselves here with your shirts off. You're all hot and I'd gobble all yall knobs. ya heard?
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[Sep 7,2010 11:07am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
GOBBLE DEM SHITS
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[Sep 7,2010 11:42am - Pires ""]
"I'm glad we're getting so much publicity"

LOL. Yea.

RTTP. Come here to get noticed.
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[Sep 7,2010 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Pires said:
RTTP. Come here to get taken down a peg.

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[Sep 7,2010 12:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:
Pires said:
RTTP. Come here to get pegged with a strapon.


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[Sep 7,2010 2:29pm - kilgore ""]
here's another one:

http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc

These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there.
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[Sep 7,2010 3:20pm - Yeti ""]
i'm patiently awaiting the day a band like this makes a "breakdown" so heavy that it shatters the bones of every "deathcore" band and fan in existence.
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[Sep 7,2010 5:13pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
deathcore is so metal....
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[Sep 7,2010 5:45pm - sir coughsalot  ""]
living off your parents is so metal....
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[Sep 8,2010 10:09am - mutis ""]

reimroc said:so who wants to start a joke deathcore band and write songs with lyrics about how deathcore and its scene is retarded. kind of like what cockpunch does with hardcore.


I'm down, this sounds awesome, except I don't want to listen to it, so I don't think this will work out. Actually now that I think about it, fuck off, I can't stand deathcore.

Srsly though, I wonder if they sell prosthetic ear lobes the size of clown shoes. Or we could glue shriveled walrus vaginas to our ears.
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[Sep 8,2010 12:35pm - handinjury ""]

kilgore said:here's another one:

http://www.myspace.com/daysofwasteinc

These guys played at Ralph's a few weeks back. Someone's creepy uncle drove them there.



So I played the 1st song on the myspace page, about halfway thru the 1st verse i was just knew this song would have clean vocals, skipped ahead abit and bamm, gay clean vocals. This ended my listening experience.
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[Sep 8,2010 1:20pm - Spaldino  ""]
yeah man... my experience with them was more like Minute of Waste...
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[Sep 8,2010 1:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
[img]

crabapplecore
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[Sep 8,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""]
Krabappelcore
[img]
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[Sep 13,2010 10:41am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]

The_Rooster said:[img]




[img]

Someone get this shit on Totallylookslike.com. Fucking miracles.
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[Oct 13,2010 5:55pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)
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[Oct 13,2010 5:57pm - Troll Police  ""]
terrible. go increase your gauges.
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[Oct 14,2010 10:37am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)



Send us pictures of yourself naked.
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[Oct 14,2010 10:39am - Yeti ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)



looks like someone needs A BBIB! CWUTIDIDTHAR??
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[Oct 14,2010 10:41am - Mutis ""]
Only open taste and buying stuff from houses is real.
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[Oct 14,2010 11:36am - lazybastardthathatesdeathcore  ""]
Gotta love when people think their band getting bashed is the best publicity ever...
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[Oct 14,2010 12:21pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
So what's the deal with socks that don't even reach your ankles? These pussy niggaz better learn only half-shins are real.
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[Oct 14,2010 1:32pm - Lester__Burnham ""]
i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show
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[Oct 14,2010 1:40pm - boxxy ""]

Lester__Burnham said:i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show


I dunno what shows you used to go to, but there've ALWAYS been faggots like this at shows.
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[Oct 14,2010 1:40pm - boxxy ""]
(and no, they didn't get "smashed" when they walked in the door.)
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[Oct 14,2010 9:06pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Except if you walked into one of my shows, you would be the one getting smashed. And I like the Acacia Strain song title as that guy's name, and HES BASHING ON DEATHCORE. hahahaha. You guys are too funny.
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[Oct 14,2010 9:16pm - Spaldino  ""]
you wouldnt smash shit... you would break a nail and pout.
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[Oct 14,2010 9:18pm - RustyPS ""]
Did he just say funky butt lovin?
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[Oct 14,2010 9:37pm - GUY ""]

RustyPS said:Did he just say funky butt lovin?



Hahahahaha, well done
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[Oct 14,2010 11:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:We may live off of our parents, but we all have jobs as well. Just because we are more successful then all of you, and we are still teenagers, doesn't mean you got to get your thongs in a bunch. Maybe if you had an open taste musically and knew your shit as well, you would make it somewhere. For now, you are renting out a basement under a house talking shit on your 1998 computer you brought from your mom's house when you moved out.
Thanks, tell your friends about us! =)



Get your facts straight, my computer's from 1996, asshole.

And seriously, where are the fucking n00dz?
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[Oct 14,2010 11:12pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
You guys have no legit comebacks, or any real shit to talk about. It's just on the spot, random shit that you say, and then your "cool" friends laugh at. If anything, you..guys (more like kids)..would be the nerds of any population..Just as you're now. So until you can actually prove anything about us sucking shit, other then us playing music you don't like, shut up. You guys trying to bash on a younger band, just isn't happening. You fail at this, and at life.. Look at all you fucking creepy old ass dudes living in basements talking shit to TEENAGERS hahaha. It's funny. Get a life. Thanks again for spreading the word!
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[Oct 14,2010 11:17pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Go home, faggot.
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[Oct 14,2010 11:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fuck your faggy music. Listen to real death metal.


bennyhillifier
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[Oct 14,2010 11:27pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Anyone who plays metal (in any form) is a nerd.
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[Oct 14,2010 11:30pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Don't cheapen my mockery, geek.
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[Oct 15,2010 12:30am - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/
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[Oct 15,2010 12:32am - arilliusbm ""]
Do you like horseflies?
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[Oct 15,2010 1:51am - xgodzillax ""]
ITT: Crabcore for dinner.
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[Oct 15,2010 7:33am - xmikexx  ""]

Lester__Burnham said:i miss the old days when faggots like this would get smashed within five minutes of walking into a show


miss the days when the people smashing the faggots would get smashed themselves.

No need for violence at shows. faggots, scene sluts, metal elitists should all be treated the same.

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[Oct 15,2010 7:39am - xmikexx  ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:I do listen to Death Metal?. Some of my favorite bands are Black Metal/Death Metal... Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren, Devourment, Behemoth..So all of you: get your head out of your ass. We play what we enjoy. You.. listen to what you enjoy. So sit down, shut up, and turn on your favorite bands and keep to your own. Until then, keep spreading the word about my band. Thanks. \\m/


You should know better than to argue with a bunch of 30-40 year old metal elistists on this site. This is like dessert for them. Most of them have no jobs, beat their kids or molest them, Then listen to black metal at night, head bang with the remaining hair they have.

U should post your bands shit on bridge9 or some others sites where people actually care about music.
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[Oct 15,2010 8:44am - Martin S  ""]
I wish I was into deathcore when Archaeon was still around, maybe we'd have been more popular. :(
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[Oct 15,2010 10:09am - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else.
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[Oct 15,2010 10:10am - arilliusbm ""]
I'm sorry, but you're worse than DuckDuckGoose destroying metal.
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[Oct 15,2010 10:13am - Martin S  ""]
Only deathcore is real. REAL GAY
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[Oct 15,2010 10:17am - arilliusbm ""]
This is why younguns need to take a conservative approach to metal before its core values dwindle into oblivion. No pun intended. lmaoroflLOL!!!1
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[Oct 15,2010 10:33am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:Yeah. I just have to set these dudes straight. No need to bash on something when it's purely just because they "don't like it because it's gay" or something annoying like that. If you're into our genre, cool. If not, no big deal, just go listen to something else.


Haha, a 17 or 18 year old kid trying "set dudes straight" on the internet? Good luck.
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[Oct 15,2010 12:02pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Guitarist4ABBIB is my new favorite troll. A++
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[Oct 15,2010 12:04pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
You all can keep bashing. Just remember..I'm out playing shows having a great time while you all have shitty jobs and listen to your music when you get home to your basement apartment. I'm making money playing in these "lame core bands". So I think you should just give up on it. Keep spreading the word.
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[Oct 15,2010 12:05pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
More. You're on a roll. Tell us how what you do is "real" and we wouldn't know!
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[Oct 15,2010 12:08pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Today my band is playing at Sonar in Baltimore with: Devourment, Cattle Decapitation, Knights of the Abyss, Burning the Masses, Decrepit Birth.. and others. It's a different band I'm now, check them out, I play drums for them:

www.myspace.com/asthekingdomfalls
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[Oct 15,2010 12:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
[img]
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[Oct 15,2010 12:17pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Wikkid sikk, young buck.
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[Oct 15,2010 12:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
[img]
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[Oct 15,2010 1:11pm - Mutis ""]
Dude, when I was your age I also thought I was the shit. I can't imagine how much of a douche I woulda been had my band actually made money. I'm sure your band is great and all (I didn't bother to listen), but truthfully, deathcore is just another pop-core fad that will be unpopular again in 5 years.

Also, my job is awesome. I make good money doing what I love. I also have a house.

As long as journalists continue to call deathcore "metal", I will continue to make fun of it.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:26pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Just go make fun of journalists then? Haha.. and that's my picture!! Omg, I'm gonna be famous. =)))) You guys, I can't repay you in anyway. I am going to be the next big sensation.

And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:28pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
No one here cares.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:29pm - Yeti ""]
only borecore is real.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:30pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco

Look how cool he looks. Hahaha
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[Oct 15,2010 1:31pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
Look how cool you look, trying to "expose" someone that everyone on this board already knows in person. Go back to school.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:And btw, the band I play drums for is more on the Death Metal side. We have some breakdowns, but not that many. The new stuff we are recording is a lot more Death Metal as well, I'm sure you all would like it.


Spinny 5 is way better than any band you'll ever be in. Sit on that, hotlips.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:http://www.myspace.com/menstrualsweatpantsdisco

Look how cool he looks. Hahaha



I win because I'm wearing pants in my photo and there are no bowling trophies around. I suggest from here we trade pictures of ourselves naked. I have one in the chamber that I'm looking to squeeze out. I need some young meat to stare at.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:34pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
So I called it right from the beginning?.. 40 year old has-beens, saying random shit that only their friends think is funny. Goddamn, I called it perfect. I am proud of myself.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Today I learned I'm all washed up and 40. I also learned that slippercore is awesome and that people get really pissed off when I post pictures of them looking stupid while asking for cockshots.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
whats the name of your fabulous band?
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[Oct 15,2010 1:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Composted.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:40pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous :D
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[Oct 15,2010 1:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Composted.


i said fabulous band... not garbage band.


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[Oct 15,2010 1:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous :D


YOUR BAND NAME. GIVE IT TO ME.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
also post music or you are officially outted as troll faggot.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
nevermind i found it.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:43pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
I play drums for:

http://www.myspace.com/asthekingdomfalls
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[Oct 15,2010 1:43pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
Man, I wish I was young and naive again.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:44pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
ITT: confused pissed with amused
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[Oct 15,2010 1:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
tunes arent bad... but i still think you and your band mates are semen depositories.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:45pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:Except.. you have confused pissed with amused. I haven't been effected by any of this, I am just trying to show you that you're stupid. I hope you have realized (if you hadn't already, I'm sure you have though). Enough has been said. Thanks for spreading the word about not only my band(s), but me as well! I hope someone makes me famous :D


I am super enraged because I care what people say. I will now commit suicide. You have cut me deep, gay looking man.

PS: You're not getting famous from showing a group of friends your band to laugh at. That only happens to me.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
also band name needs more prepositions
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[Oct 15,2010 1:48pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Fuck: Why would I be outted as a troll? This whole thread was started on bashing my band, so I came in to put some of my own insight in on it.

And really, I don't care if you like my band(s). They still have more exposure then any of your shit projects. Just telling the truth.. Thx again.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
THAT'S IT. FIGHT ME
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[Oct 15,2010 1:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Guitarist4ABBIB said:Fuck: Why would I be outted as a troll? This whole thread was started on bashing my band, so I came in to put some of my own insight in on it.

And really, I don't care if you like my band(s). They still have more exposure then any of your shit projects. Just telling the truth.. Thx again.



cool wanna play a show together?
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[Oct 15,2010 1:51pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Lol. If you were being serious, I probably would play a show with you.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ha i wasnt.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:52pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
I figured. haha
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[Oct 15,2010 1:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:ha i wasnt.


Win.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:52pm - RichHorror ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:THAT'S IT. FIGHT ME


I'm going to spank you with my lips.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:53pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
Clearly you do care if we like your band(s). Otherwise, you wouldn't have gone out of your way to defend your bands to a messageboard full of opinionated dickheads that don't like deathcore.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only redundancy is real
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[Oct 15,2010 1:54pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
No this is just a past time activity. It's funny. I tell all of my friends to come read it. It gives a good case of the LOLS to them. Thanks for the laughs though haha
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[Oct 15,2010 1:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
those laughs now cost $80,000.00. pay up.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I believe you mean LULZ
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[Oct 15,2010 1:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
On a serious note: Living close to Baltimore, what do you think of The Wire? Best show on television.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:57pm - RichHorror ""]
Get me McNulty's autograph you fucking asshole.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
WIREJACK.

this thread is now about The Wire. Discuss:

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[Oct 15,2010 1:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Fenway South ftw
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[Oct 15,2010 1:58pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Best troll EVER! I'm thinkin either Jim or xmikex. Maybe Aaron. Hats off to you, opportunistic sir!
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[Oct 15,2010 1:58pm - RichHorror ""]
Even Omar wouldn't fuck these homos.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:58pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
I still need to watch season 1 all the way through. I want to learn to love The Wire.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I can teach you.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:59pm - RichHorror ""]
I'll teach you how to love The Wire tight right way, Mark.

TOMORROW, YOU.
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[Oct 15,2010 1:59pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
My hero!
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[Oct 15,2010 2:00pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
Note to self: wear chastity belt to Rich Horror's Party Machine.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:00pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Never heard of it. Sorry.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Rent it. HBO show about Baltimore police / gangs / politics / schools.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:01pm - RichHorror ""]
RAPEJACK

[img]
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[Oct 15,2010 2:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
On a serious note. Here are some facts about this thread

1) I started it, and although I said "terrible" I really didn't hear the music, but assumed. It happens.

2) You guys look kind of trendy and annoying. No offense. Hey, I look fat and retarded.

3) The whole "bands we've played with more than once" is just laughable. It is. I'd get rid of it from the myspace.

4) Asking young boys for cockshots is hilarious. I don't care what you say.

5) If you're gaining popularity as a band, good for you. I myself know I'm in a genre and SUB-genre that will go nowhere unless I'm willing to throw my life away touring full time and never furthering the career that I enjoy.

6) I JUST listened to the tracks while writing this. Nothing fantastic. Recording / performance sounds solid. Doesn't seem ALL that creative, but I don't really listen to the genre so take that with a grain of salt.

7) I'm bored at work on a Friday.

8) The Wire is awesome.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:07pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
ITT: MSD goes soft.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I don't give a SHIT, Richards. Send cockshots.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:09pm - RichHorror ""]

markworkingrichards said:ITT: MSD goes soft.


The kid must be 18.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:09pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
Don't dare me, I'll do it.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Doubledare.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:10pm - markworkingrichards  ""]
SENT.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
ITT: Composted can't look each other in the eyes anymore.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:11pm - RichHorror ""]
POAST DIX PIX PLZ
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[Oct 15,2010 2:13pm - sacreligion ""]
Cut to 2 years from now when all the 18 year olds who like this muff cabbage realize they can't afford to go to shows because of bills and not living at home and the scene of the same 50 kids don't show up anymore.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Rich Horror's Halloween show. Composted as Suicide Silence.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:15pm - RichHorror ""]
If the Pantera band drops off you're in. I hate everyone that much.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:16pm - Brett Favre  ""]
Did someone mention cockshots??
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[Oct 15,2010 2:19pm - markworkingrichards  ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Rich Horror's Halloween show. Composted as Suicide Silence.


Looks like you, me, Evan need to lose a collective 300 lbs.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Fat Suicide Silence then.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:21pm - RichHorror ""]
Composted as Crowbar as Suicide Silence
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[Oct 15,2010 2:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Done.
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[Oct 15,2010 2:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Suicide Loudness
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[Oct 15,2010 2:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
http://www.hbo.com/the-wire/inside/behind-...o/4-real?autoplay=true&cmpid=ABC152
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[Oct 15,2010 3:20pm - Yeti ""]
ITT: the blossoming of the CSDO of "deathcore".
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[Oct 15,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""]
are you afraid of it?

no, i just don't like deathcore.

you would if you had gauged ears.
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[Oct 15,2010 3:41pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
Okay haha. Thanks again anyways. And about the whole gauged ears thing.. many Death Metal bands have gauged ears.. but okay.
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[Oct 15,2010 3:48pm - Mutis ""]
I don't get the gauged ear thing. By the time you're in your 50s, they're gonna look like wrinkled old vaginas.
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[Oct 15,2010 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
Only the death metal image from 1985-1993 is real.
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[Oct 15,2010 4:13pm - sacreligion ""]
Im pretty sure they all have wrinkled vaginas with slightly oversized clits anyway...
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[Oct 15,2010 5:31pm - mutis ""]
It's wrinkled vagina envy...
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[Nov 2,2010 2:03pm - LmfaoatDM  ""]
Yall got ownt haha lawl
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[Nov 2,2010 3:25pm - aaron_michael ""]
garbage.
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[Nov 2,2010 4:06pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Myspace still exists?

BTW, where can I find whores on the interwebz now that craigslist gave into the pressuh!!? I need a dose of whore farts.
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[Nov 2,2010 6:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only street corner whorebags are real
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[Dec 6,2010 8:08pm - Guitarist4ABBIB  ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykUG-QCp8kc&feature=related
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[Dec 6,2010 8:17pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Only Redtube is real....
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[Dec 7,2010 7:45am - Yeti ""]
deathcore needs to be cast into the blastfurnace.

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