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Great White Singer Gets Gift of Second Asshole

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[Aug 17,2010 1:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Jack Russell, lead singer of the multi-platinum and Grammy-nominated rock band GREAT WHITE, is recovering from major surgery after suffering a perforated bowel (a medical emergency in which a hole in the bowel opens to allow its contents to empty into the rest of the abdominal cavity). The surgery left Russell with a colostomy bag.


http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=144680

OW :shocked:
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[Aug 17,2010 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""]
Must be a burning sensation.
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[Aug 17,2010 1:51pm - brian_dc ""]
'bout time somebody ripped him a new asshole
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[Aug 17,2010 1:51pm - ouchdrummer ""]
must be terrible.
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[Aug 17,2010 1:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
one must wonder how is bowel was "perforated"
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[Aug 17,2010 1:57pm - ouchdrummer ""]
hehe. I can think of a way that I could "help" some "young ladies" "perforate" their bowel..

a funny sentence, but with the quotes... so much funnier.
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[Aug 17,2010 2:02pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Perforated black person

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[Aug 17,2010 2:03pm - Police Informer  ""]

ouchdrummer said:hehe. I can think of a way that I could "help" some "young ladies" "perforate" their bowel...


Noted.
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[Aug 17,2010 2:04pm - ouchdrummer ""]
what i was saying was that i would like to have anal sex with most women that i meet.
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[Aug 17,2010 2:04pm - ouchdrummer ""]
(just in case you weren't sure._)
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[Aug 17,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""]
first his band kills 100 people, then he gets a colostomy bag. for shame.
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[Aug 17,2010 3:26pm - Pires ""]

brian_dc said:'bout time somebody ripped him a new asshole


zing!
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[Aug 17,2010 3:26pm - goatcatabisk  ""]
Poor Mista Bone
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[Aug 17,2010 5:33pm - tylor ""]
great white? i heard they put on a killer show
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[Aug 17,2010 5:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP.
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[Aug 17,2010 6:04pm - rotivore ""]
what kind of man single handedly torches a club and burns hundreds alive...
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[Aug 17,2010 6:54pm - ShadowSD ""]
Save All Your Poop, Save All Your Poop For Mee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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[Aug 17,2010 8:32pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Colostomy grab bag.
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[Aug 18,2010 12:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Only on items NOT from Relapse.
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[Aug 18,2010 8:33am - tylor69  ""]
i heard last time they were in RI, they really brought the house down


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