Whitney Cummings: Money Shot[views:3880][posts:43]______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:22am - the_reverend ""] watching it now. "cummings never been so easy" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:25am - the_reverend ""] "I don't have to do any tricks in the bedroom. I have a vagina. All I have to do is take a tylennol PM and lay there." |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:29am - the_reverend ""] 'do not shave your balls. more visible is the last thing they need" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 10:19am - BlackoutRick ""] the_reverend said:"I don't have to do any tricks in the bathroom. I have a vagina. All I have to do is take a tylennol PM and lay there." Bedroom. Smarten up. She is a riot. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 10:32am - RichHorror ""] Aaron is so fucking stupid. "Share your balls"? Die. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 10:35am - oscarct ""] cant wait to watch this..she is really funny |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 12:01pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Female comedians aren't that funny to me. Unless your name is Lisa Lampinelli. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 12:55pm - death. ""] i watched this last night, the uncensored version. this bitch is not funny at all. she is a terrible comedian and should have he ovaries ripped out and shoved down her throat, forcing a death by consumption. either that or just stay off my goddamn tv. thank you. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:00pm - SkinSandwich ""] MillenialKingdom said:Female comedians aren't that funny to me. Unless your name is Lisa Lampinelli. I have always said this as well. Chick comedians I do not find funny at all with the exception of the occasional chuckle. Lampinelli is okay sometimes, but even that is a stretch. It seems most of the broads are trying too hard which makes them suck even more. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:05pm - the_reverend ""] whitney cummings just says a lot of shocking stuff and delivers it not very well. but still worth the watch and taken as one liners. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 1:56pm - SkinSandwich ""] the_reverend said:whitney cummings just says a lot of shocking stuff and delivers it not very well. but still worth the watch and taken as one liners. A female Steven Wright but not as funny you say? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 3:29pm - DreadKill ""] lisa lampinelli sucks, as do most broad comedians. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 3:57pm - the_reverend ""] margret chow cho whatever is excellent. Paula poundstone is also excellent. Lisa lampenelli can be awesome, but also gets old fast. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 3:58pm - the_reverend ""] grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 4:03pm - the_reverend ""] the problem is genetics. Girls just aren't funny and don't have a sense of humor. The older they get, the worse their limited sense of humor gets. They never laugh at your jokes and the one funny thing they say once a year is somethbing like "blahblah blah that slut you talked to 7 years ago blah blah blah" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 4:06pm - DreadKill ""] margaret cho is the worst comedian of all time |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 6:02pm - quintessence_nli ""] Biologically speaking women are just not funny because they never had to be. Men are the ones who have to be charismatic and charming. Women just have tits. This is why i find all female comics pretty horrid. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 6:10pm - the_reverend ""] someone's been watching that "how to pretend to be hot" video. ken: it might be amy chang. Idk. Azn girl. almost every single female comics jokes are like a cathy cartoon. Either that or they are like sarah silverman "my vagaina... AIDS" shocking. Whitney cummings is in that category. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 6:13pm - Blessed offal nli ""] All Lisa lampanelli does is make tired jokes about fucking black guys. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 8:37pm - ShadowSD ""] the_reverend said:grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh. Agreed, Garafalo stand-up from the late 90's is some of the funniest smartest shit ever done. There are a lot of funny female comedians, I don't agree with the comments in this thread at all. In fact if I had to name terrible comedians, there are about a thousand male stand-up comedians I'd mention who are awful and annoy the fuck out of me before I got the chance to get to any of the women. Although I do think that Lisa Lampanelli is overrated. On the other hand, I fucking despise Robin Williams, Sinbad, Gallagher, Carrottop, Richard Lewis - more guy stand-comedians than I could list... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 8:50pm - SkinSandwich ""] Whitney cummings stand up seems forced. she is straining to make it work and she fails miserably. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 9:13pm - the_reverend ""] you don't like gallagher? what about gallagher II? im sorry, but if you don't like gallagher... We can't really be friends. Smashing watermelons is where it is at. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2010 9:29pm - LPCustom ""] I endorse this thread. She's funny as hell on Chelsea Lately. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 9:42am - BlackoutRick ""] Funny thread. Patty Ross who is a local is funny. Ellen's standup is good. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 9:42am - BlackoutRick ""] Oh and Chelsea is a useless skank. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 9:51am - ShadowSD ""] Oh wait, I forgot how much I hate Ellen. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 9:51am - ShadowSD ""] the_reverend said:you don't like gallagher? what about gallagher II? im sorry, but if you don't like gallagher... We can't really be friends. Smashing watermelons is where it is at. Yeah, but only pussies have to use a hammer. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:42am - oscarct ""] ShadowSD said: the_reverend said:grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh. Agreed, Garafalo stand-up from the late 90's is some of the funniest smartest shit ever done. There are a lot of funny female comedians, I don't agree with the comments in this thread at all. In fact if I had to name terrible comedians, there are about a thousand male stand-up comedians I'd mention who are awful and annoy the fuck out of me before I got the chance to get to any of the women. Although I do think that Lisa Lampanelli is overrated. On the other hand, I fucking despise Robin Williams, Sinbad, Gallagher, Carrottop, Richard Lewis - more guy stand-comedians than I could list... I get bored of Lisa Lampanelli really quickly. Check out Amy Schumer |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:52am - ouchdrummer ""] i think it's plain ol stupid to say that "Female comedians" aren't funny. I get that as an opinion your obviously entitled to say you don't like them, but still i think that opinion must be fueled by a lack of having seen funny women comedians, which do in fact exist. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:53am - the_reverend ""] ITT: jimbo wants a femme comedian to see this thread to get his dick wet. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:54am - the_reverend ""] oscarct said:Check out Amy SchumerI was trying to remember her name. I think I checked her out after you like'd her on the fb. good stuff. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:57am - ouchdrummer ""] the_reverend said:ITT: jimbo wants a femme comedian to see this thread to get his dick wet. ha, sorry buddy, but out of the 2.5 total women who post here, i don't think there is a comedian. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:58am - the_reverend ""] right the_reverend said:Girls just aren't funny and don't have a sense of humor. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 10:59am - ouchdrummer ""] lulz |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 11:41am - t goatcatabisk ""] I would give Sarah Silverman the foie gras treatment with a box of Pay Days and have my esophagus surgically grafted to her rectum. Such is the level of intimacy I quest with her sumptuous hindquarters. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 11:47am - ouchdrummer ""] wow, ryan..... you just turned me on... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 11:50am - ouchdrummer ""] check out this shot of it[img] that's a good shot, i like the pic inside the pic effect. good stuff. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:01pm - goatcatabisk ""] Yes please |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] yea, looking at that pic of her ass, i wouldn't mind if i was in "the human centipede" and some crazy scientist grafted my mouth to her ass. ughghhhg |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:06pm - goatcatabisk ""] I would make her butthole my own personal tandoor. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:22pm - oscarct ""] nummers |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:26pm - nekronautnli ""] I want to wear Sarah Silverman's butthole around my neck like an ear trophy from Vietnam. Also, in b4 rev says she's fat. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:29pm - oscarct ""] ^ hahahaha |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 3:04pm - oscarct ""] the_reverend said: oscarct said:Check out Amy SchumerI was trying to remember her name. I think I checked her out after you like'd her on the fb. good stuff. she is very funny, check her out. She tours/opens for Jim Norton alot |