which super power? Flight or Invisibility[views:3921][posts:41][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:53pm - the_reverend ""] which one and why? 1) flight means you can fly from 0-1000mph. question: how much can I carry answer: how much can you carry now 2) invisibility mean that you and your cloths can turn invisible and undetectable by any visible means including heat. people would still be able to detect you by touch and by spraying you with water I guess. question: what happens to things I pick up answer: they look like a thing floating in the air. if you steal money, money will float through the air. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:56pm - beelze ""] Invisibility cuz then I can steal shit and look at naked chicks all the time |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 12:57pm - nekronaut ""] that's what identity theft and the internet were made for. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] flight. No contest, sure being invisible would be cool, but i can get laid without it, i can be sneaky and steal stuff without it, there's no way i could soar above the clouds without flight. Soar and envision sore vision. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:04pm - SkinSandwich ""] I would pick invisibility only if it came with what I touched by choice would be invisible too. That way I could walk into a bank, go into the vault and bogart a ton of cash. Of course walking out I do not want people to see a big pile of cash walking by them. If not, i'll fly nugga. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:06pm - DreadKill ""] invisiflight |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""] Can you be detected by ultra violet while invisible? If so, fuck that. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Would have to go with flight. Who needs to be invisible when you can just peace the fuck out straight up in the air? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:09pm - SkinSandwich ""] arilliusbm said:Can you be detected by ultra violet while invisible? If so, fuck that. True, I ain't Chevy Chase over here. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:10pm - beelze ""] After logically thinking about this I change my vote. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:14pm - RichHorror ""] Stupid baby gayboy poll. I would have the super powers of everyone who has ever been on the X-Men. Flight and invisibility are the Dane Cook of super powers. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] I want flight.. but if I got stuck with invisibility it would be ok. I would be a little bitter than I didn't get flight so I would hide things. Mostly my own sperm. I would put it in people's exposed butt cracks and under girls boobs that were rude bitches. You know, places that those bitches would find it... and know what it was, but have no idea how it got there. And then if they told anyone, the people would just laugh at them for being whores. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:21pm - nekronaut ""] ^both of the posts above this = lulz |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RichHorror said:Stupid baby gayboy poll. I would have the super powers of everyone who has ever been on the X-Men. Flight and invisibility are the Dane Cook of super powers. Krav Magat or GTFO |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless. Can't you just activate your invisible glowing hentai cock ability? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:42pm - Alexecutioner ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Invisibility. The look on a mother's face while she watches her bloody-mouthed 13 year old daughter get raped by an invisible cock would be utterly priceless. haha, and then blame it on a ghost rape |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 1:55pm - narkybark ""] blame it on Kevin Bacon |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 2:29pm - mutis ""] There are benefits to being visible, such as being seen by drivers. There's also a flip-side to the peeping tom ability: fat chicks. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 2:42pm - nekronaut ""] mutis said:There's also a flip-side to the peeping tom ability: fat chicks. you wouldn't be saying this if you were slarcus |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 8:25pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Flight, no contest. I've been stuck in traffic too many times to consider invisibility useful... Besides, birds can do at least half the dirty shit you guys are talking about and people on the ground can't do a damn thing to stop them. Especially true if said bird / flying human were travelling at speeds of 1000mph. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2010 8:48pm - demondave ""] Invisibility. Someone figures out that you can fly and you are looking at government experimentation. (some will eventually). Invisibility ... less likely to be figured out. Not that it changes my opinion, but if your clothes change with you, and you pick something up and put it under them, wouldn't stand to reason that it would disappear. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:02am - arktouros ""] ouchdrummer said:flight. No contest, sure being invisible would be cool, but i can get laid without it, i can be sneaky and steal stuff without it, there's no way i could soar above the clouds without flight. Soar and envision sore vision. Seriously, flight from 0-1000mph? Sold. Fuck invisibility when you can rely on people being oblivious to your heightitude. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:04am - arilliusbm ""] Yea. Flight all the way. I just hope it'd include space flight or Sun, I am dissapoint. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:15am - nekronaut ""] Doubt you'd be able to do space travel with a simple flight power, but there are ways around it.. Fly yourself to Cape Canaveral and steal a space shuttle or you're really just an invisble pussy |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:17am - arilliusbm ""] haha |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:19am - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Yea. Flight all the way. I just hope it'd include space flight or Sun, I am dissapoint. can you survive at the sun or in space now? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:20am - arilliusbm ""] Superman could. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:22am - the_reverend ""] then start a thread about special powers and vs superman's powers against something. This is only flight or invisibility. This is just aril exactly like you are now except you can either fly or turn invisible. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:35am - arilliusbm ""] I siad I "HOPED" it'd include spaceflight. Don't get so hard on me over wishful thinking with abilities none of us posses. Or do we? I'm posting behind you. You just can't see me. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:36am - the_reverend ""] you are a creepy troll now aren't you |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 10:37am - arilliusbm ""] Stop sitting at home and figuring out which movie you're going to watch while you "work." today. It's obvious you want to watch superman. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 11:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 11:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 12:26pm - mutis ""] ahh! i keep thinking the thread title is "white super power" |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 12:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?! menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know. i love it when a plan comes together [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 24,2010 1:05pm - Yeti ""] Tom that is genius. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 24,2010 1:10pm - Yeti ""] i would go with flight, though I wouldn't mind either one. how are you able to fly? wings or arms? there are many applications for arms that could flap 43 times per second, in order to maintain air-speed velocity. right? please! Am I right? i'm not interested. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 1:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said: FuckIsMySignature said:who wants to start technical emo dethcore band called FLYING GHOST RAPIST with me?! menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Only if there's clean singing and crunkdowns in it. I will also need to wear pants that are tight for me. Like size 65 waist or something. I don't know. i love it when a plan comes together [img] A-Team Van for touring is a must |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 1:16pm - arilliusbm ""] Tom Bombadil and the Unnatural Flying Ghost Rapist Disasters |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2010 3:11pm - aaron_michael ""] white power. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 24,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] aaron_michael said:white powder.[img] weirdo. |