Guess who I am!?
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[Aug 24,2010 9:36pm - Hoser ""]
Guess WHO I AM do not peek.
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.
*I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer. I became close with my grandmother.
*Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
*My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
*I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
*I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
*That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.
*I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
*I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.
*I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
*I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.
*At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
*But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.
*I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
*I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.
*I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.
*I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.
*So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.
*I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
*I'm glad they didn't. Then, I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.
*Who am I?
I am . . . ADOLF HITLER.
[Aug 24,2010 9:38pm - choices choices... ""]
Neat anecdote guyman
[Aug 24,2010 9:39pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I knew it was Hitler right from the 1st sentence.
[Aug 24,2010 10:09pm - arktouros ""]
I can take a couple facts about Regis Philbin and make him look like Malcolm X.
[Aug 24,2010 10:36pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Guess WHO I AM do not peek.
-I post chain emails to RttP and doesn't afraid of anything.
I am . . . haha, fuck you buddy.
[Aug 24,2010 10:47pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
Why is it every time you get a spam chain letter with right wing mumbojumbo in it you have to post it here?
[Aug 24,2010 11:56pm - Conservationist ""]
Oh come on, 99% of what's posted here is the usual liberal zombie pacification bullshit. Be tolerant, accept 1% that doesn't conform to your worldview ;)
[Aug 24,2010 11:58pm - goatcatabisk ""]
Only David Myatt is real.
[Aug 25,2010 12:00am - Headbanging Man ""]
Herr Scheckelgruber was the uber-self-loathing Jew... Was he indeed a spurned bastard of the Rothschild line, as has been suggested?? That is what I want to know.
[Aug 25,2010 5:05am - anonymous ""]
Hey, it sounded like Obama to me
[Aug 25,2010 8:50am - arktouros ""]
Conservationist said:Oh come on, 99% of what's posted here is the usual liberal zombie pacification bullshit. Be tolerant, accept 1% that doesn't conform to your worldview ;)
Oh come on dude, Hoser is a fundamentalist, he doesn't deserve to be called conservative just because he posts chain emails.
Calling the president Hitler is a conservative worldview now? Because I feel progressive as fuck when I do it.
[Aug 25,2010 8:57am - oscarct ""]
SkinSandwich said:I knew it was Hitler right from the 1st sentence.
I got it once I read, " I have a tiny square mustache under my nose, and I kinda dont like the jews"
[Aug 25,2010 9:13am - SkinSandwich ""]
oscarct said:
SkinSandwich said:I knew it was Hitler right from the 1st sentence.
I got it once I read, " I have a tiny square mustache under my nose, and I kinda dont like the jews"
That always gives it away.
[Aug 25,2010 8:12pm - Hoser ""]
I post a few of these...basically for your reading pleasure. I don't conform to your liberal yada-yada trash, therefore I occasionally post something that may not only turn your head, but turn it with a smile. I'm sorry that I offend the few defensive cockbags that regulary shake their Birkenstocks out on this forum, but they need to be offended, because they are Socialist pussies that have a problem with any form of authority whatsoever. So to you Obama voting cunts and you pacifist retards with no opinion of your own, I tell you to go piss up a rope. As a "movement", you are a disease. Obama's name isn't mentioned once anywhere in this email, but you're offended...because you knew who the email was written about without it even saying so.
You assholes should be taken out and put in the stocks for treason, alongside your pseudo-saviour.
[Aug 25,2010 8:27pm - Blessed offal nli ""]
Does anyone remember that band gravity kills?
[Aug 25,2010 8:35pm - imfappingrightnow ""]
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