Machete[views:5901][posts:33]________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:06am - oscarct ""] I went to see it on sunday, the theater was pretty much empty. Awesome movie though |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:12am - oscarct ""] violence and lindsay lohan tits |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:26am - RustyPS ""] Awesome movie......blood and limbs and tits all over the place |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:30am - oscarct ""] ^ I liked it alot |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:36am - nekronautli ""] I went and saw it on Sunday too. The theatre was packed, but that figures since it was right near Emerson. I didn't enjoy this movie at all. I thought it tried WAY hard to be campy. Me, of all people, with my collection of 70's and 80's horror/sci-fi/action flicks numbering over 1,000 certainly appreciates camp.. but not when it's done this bad. Everything was entirely too predictable and when the flick got 20 minutes in I had the entire movie figured out.. Maybe I'm being a hardass because I'm not a fan of Tarantino (I know he had nothing to do with this, but R. Rodriquez and him are butt buddies and practically the same director) or Rodriquez, but I went into this with an open mind hoping something would change. Also, WORST CGI BLOOD EVER.. and almost all of the blood was CGI too, no thank you! Lindsey Lohan tits and a smoking hot Michelle Rodriquez were the only parts I enjoyed. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:37am - boxxy ""] i wanna see this wicked bad, i was supposed to go yesterday, but i fell asleep. :( |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:40am - arilliusbm ""] pro Mexicanization of America movie... no thx |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:47am - nekronautli ""] arilliusbm said:pro Mexicanization of America movie... no thx This too! You can't take a movie that plays more like a lame comedy and try and make it this politically charged film about border control and immigration and have it be enjoyable or make sense. Jessica Alba is horrible in this, I forgot to add that.. and there is also a reason why Trejo has never had a starring role, he's almost as bad as the CGI |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:51am - arilliusbm ""] Actually I wanna see it. But a lot of people/rightwingers are saying how it's reall political in that regard. I don't really care UNLESS ITS DISTRCT9 SHITASS SCIFI RUINER |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:53am - RichHorror ""] Watch your fucking mouth about Danny Trejo. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:54am - arilliusbm ""] Regardless if it's a good movie or not, it should be more apparent that a number of movies have subtle poltical agendas behind them. It won't stop me from liking a movie, but it's becoming more apparent that Hollywood loves political undertones more and more. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 9:54am - oscarct ""] nekronautli said: Maybe I'm being a hardass because I'm not a fan of Tarantino (I know he had nothing to do with this, but R. Rodriquez and him are butt buddies and practically the same director) or Rodriquez, but I went into this with an open mind hoping something would change. I think they are similar, but Tarantino makes musch better films. with the exception of death proof |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:13am - nekronautli ""] RichHorror said:Watch your fucking mouth about Danny Trejo. I like Danny Trejo, just not in this. Maybe it was just the way his character was written or maybe he just isn't a strong enough actor to play a leading role.. my money is on both, but more so the writing |
| ______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:38am - Yeti ""] i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:40am - Alx_Casket ""] One of these days you'll realize that Tarantino is a hack. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:41am - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes. why pay money to watch it in the theater when you can just travel down there and watch it in real time? lulz |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:41am - oscarct ""] pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, inglorious bastards, from dusk till dawn, true romance is not hack |
| ________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:41am - xmikex ""] oscarct said:violence and lindsay lohan tits body double. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:43am - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said: Yeti said:i don't give a flying fuck about the political aspect, i want to see a Mexican guy hack people apart with machetes. why pay money to watch it in the theater when you can just travel down there and watch it in real time? lulz hahahaha this was actually a documentary about daily life in Mehico. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:43am - oscarct ""] why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:43am - oscarct ""] xmikex said: oscarct said:violence and lindsay lohan tits body double. why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:45am - Alx_Casket ""] I just don't agree with people blowing him for having such a "unique style." Every movie of his I see is a ripoff. At least he's not as bad as M. Night Shyamalan |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:48am - arilliusbm ""] M Night what? You mean that guy who made that movie Signs? Haven't heard of him in years. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 10:56am - RustyPS should be working ""] oscarct said: xmikex said: oscarct said:violence and lindsay lohan tits body double. why? she has posed nude/topless in magazines before.. looked like the same freckled junkie boobs I actually think he's right...I think they used the scene they filmed for the fake trailer instead of filming a new one with her in it |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 11:07am - oscarct ""] Alx_Casket said:I just don't agree with people blowing him for having such a "unique style." Every movie of his I see is a ripoff. At least he's not as bad as M. Night Shyamalan m night shammalang has not made a decent movie yet..pure garbage |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 11:19am - Marti NLI ""] lol there were no lindsay lohan tits. Every scene with "her tits" they never show her face. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 11:24am - oscarct ""] LIES!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 9:29am - FuckIsMySignature ""] absolutely loved this movie |
| _________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 9:39am - reimroc ""] I went for Steven Seagal. You mad? Naw you can't be because Seagal is awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 10:02am - nekronautnli ""] Still sucks. If those weren't LiLo's real tits then sucks even more than I first thought it did |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 10:06am - arilliusbm ""] I haven't seen this yet but I'm sure it's worse than District9 and Avatar combined. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 16,2010 10:14am - FuckIsMySignature ""] jim you will probably hate it because of the political backline to the story... but i urge you to put that aside and just watch it for the pure violence and comedy aspects |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 17,2010 10:29am - sethrich ""] Marti%20NLI said:lol there were no lindsay lohan tits. Every scene with "her tits" they never show her face. I noticed that too. I was hoping to see her face for verification, but sadly the hair was in the way. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 17,2010 11:22am - BlackoutRick ""] For some odd reason, I want to glaze Lohan's donut.... |