Fucking Apple[views:12611][posts:98]_____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:07pm - arilliusbm ""] No, not fucking Apples Fucking Apple. I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes. Cool story bro. /rant |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:09pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:13pm - arilliusbm ""] That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to call sprint and get them to lower my bill.. which went from $55/mo to $96/mo and this month was $109! I priced it out and I can get an iPhone through my company with everything for $54-$62/mo and if my manager signs for it, free. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASSgo there and throw stones? You are the fagboy with an iiPhone. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:16pm - nekronaut ""] My girlfriend HATES thay glass staircase. Freaks out everytime, I don't blame her though. Also, Alexcutioner works there. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:18pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i you told Alex he sucks at life while you were there |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] i you told |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Wait a second, I think the ass that called me was named Alex...?? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahaha well he does work there as far as i know |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:22pm - RichHorror ""] Alex is a soulless corporate shill. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:23pm - Martins NLI ""] You are all black people that carry iphones that like Acacia Strain. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:25pm - arilliusbm ""] That building is the fortress of hipsters, outside of Allston. Must make metal militia to capture fort. Alexcutioner can serve as a spy. I've got a plan. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:30pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. If I know anythign about real life, this would be the best way to deal with it [img] |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:32pm - boxxy ""] arilliusbm said:No, not fucking Apples Fucking Apple. I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes. Cool story bro. /rant blame Alexecutioner, he works there. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 1:10pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:26pm - Alexecutioner ""] i count money, i dont waste my time with making phone calls trying to be a tool for Apple, you're right tho, its pretty much a glass box full of hipsters, i like to think i am one of the few exceptions, i need a fucking paycheck! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:27pm - arilliusbm ""] You guys have like 100 people working at once |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:28pm - Alexecutioner ""] hahaha, now that i think of it, i bet some dude named Zack called you, he's a fucking tool. they are pretty desperate tho, if you even walk into that store with a suit on they will suck your dick for a business lead so they can sell more computers |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:30pm - Alexecutioner ""] yea, its ridiculous the amount of people they have working in there |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] i was off today anyway, but i usually just work the cash register and count money, im glad i dont have to sell shit cuz i dont really give a fuck if someone buys a fucking mac |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:32pm - arilliusbm ""] they dude wouldn't hang up |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:34pm - the_reverend ""] I think everyone wants to know aril, did you get your dick sucked? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:34pm - Alexecutioner ""] yea, they are really fucking desperate man, its kind of pathetic. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:38pm - Alexecutioner ""] they are the equivalent to one of those lonely drunk chicks at a house party, shes kind of fat, you might fuck her if you wanted to, but she just wont stop asking you if she looks pretty so shes kind of annoying and you just want to get away from her as fast as possible. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:38pm - arilliusbm ""] That what happened. I walked in in my work attire and they quickly brought me over to a desk an asked what company I worked for. I said "this is my personal phone, not business" and the guy was like "I know but this is standard for our records." Needless to say, my broken phone had 150 fart/shit recordings on it.. I hope they listen to them. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:43pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, thats even worse than ive seen, i guess they are trying anything these days. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:45pm - arilliusbm ""] Guy that served me (Andrew Anderson) seemed like such a nerd. I could tell he likes D&D more than DYA |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:48pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, that fucking guy. he's one of those people that wont shut the fuck up about work even when he's in the break room, trying to tell me stories about his customers while im eating my lunch, as if i gave a fuck |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:49pm - arilliusbm ""] I told him only Linux is real and he laughed and went back to Appletalk |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is called punishment for owning/being associated with an Apple product. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:03pm - Slag NLI ""] I just fucking punched myself in the dick for accepting an IPod for a gift the other day. What the fuck was I thinking? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:09pm - arilliusbm ""] SlagPodulastic |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:15pm - RustyPS should be working ""] iPods are awesome....the rest of Apple can suck a mule's asshole |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:16pm - arilliusbm ""] Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:45pm - bloblovesmusic ""] that reminds me I need to stop over at Alex's store and get some supplies. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:49pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the worldno need since they all use pcs. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:54pm - Your father ""] Look son, if you'd gotten into a real school they might have given you an iBook or whatever the fuck you're begging me to buy you. But since you decided smoking grass in the fucking car (the car your mother thought was a great idea for a 16th birthday gift even though you whined like a fucking faggot because it was a used shitbox) instead of going to class was a great idea you're going to NEC like a fucking vagina. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:56pm - arilliusbm ""] lol, your father is the best new troll |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:59pm - RustyPS should be working ""] arilliusbm said:Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the worldfuck those art fags...I'll kill them all |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:00pm - RustyPS should be working ""] arilliusbm said:lol, your father is the best new trollhahahahaha agreed |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:02pm - nekronaut ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: arilliusbm said:lol, your father is the best new trollhahahahaha agreed backed |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] reminds me of the father from Bill and Ted. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:49pm - GO DEMS! ""] arilliusbm said:I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. AWESOME, LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 9:42am - the_reverend ""] my iPad died yesterday... I need to go at lunch and have it fixed. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 9:53am - arilliusbm ""] died? It hasn't even been 6 months? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:11am - the_reverend ""] I think I got it in April... so 4 to 9. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:18am - arilliusST ""] hahah nigga you a foo.. go listen to pdiddy on a zume faggit!!!! Nigga knows wassup |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:20am - the_reverend ""] they still make zunes? why? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:20am - arktouros ""] the_reverend said:my iPad died yesterday... THIS PLEASES ME. my work mac just deleted all my darkthrone mp3s because it's the year 2010 and OSX still can't merge folders. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:22am - arktouros ""] the_reverend said:they still make zunes? why? slag has a zune. it's lightning fast and has slicker controls than an ipod. i like it. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:25am - DreadKill ""] i like how your father called it smoking "grass." i like when old fucks call it that. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:27am - arilliusbm ""] arilliusST = fail |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:29am - the_reverend ""] ok... after being plugged into a charger for 6hrs, it just snapped on a few seconds ago. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 11:02am - Alexecutioner ""] the_reverend said:my iPad died yesterday... this is why im glad i dont own an iPhone |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 11:06am - the_reverend ""] it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 11:11am - arilliusbm ""] They are self aware |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 12:12pm - nekronaut ""] Alex just pocket dialed me from work. In the voicemail I got you can hear Apple sales associates frotting and chatting about their great products. Also, the phone rings a lot there. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 12:16pm - arilliusbm ""] Upload or it didn't happen |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 12:50pm - the_reverend ""] should not have installed that pocket dialing app. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:22pm - sxealex ""] posting from my new hackintosh yays |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:45pm - the_reverend ""] alex kissed a boy and he liked it. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:49pm - xanonymousx ""] you should set up a biz account rev |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:51pm - Alexecutioner ""] the_reverend said:alex kissed a boy and he liked it. you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowers |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:52pm - Alexecutioner ""] this job is nothing but a paycheck to me, ive been trying to find a way out since i hate working retail hours, but i have no idea what i a MBM degree qualifies me for in the average workplace... fail |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:54pm - arilliusbm ""] You could get an office job in Boston thru a temp agency. But I wouldn't recommend it. If you strike gold, you could start at 40k/year |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:56pm - xanonymousx ""] i'm glad someone else works for this company... thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 2:59pm - Alexecutioner ""] xanonymousx said:i'm glad someone else works for this company... thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... same, im glad i dont have to sell shit, cuz i really dont care, i just work the registers |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:01pm - nekronaut ""] ALEX OWNS A MAC BOOK PRO AND IT RUNS ON SNOW LEOPARD DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS BECAUSE HE LOVES APPLE! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:02pm - Alexecutioner ""] only free software is real |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:04pm - Alexecutioner ""] xanonymousx said:i'm glad someone else works for this company... thank god i dont have to sell things and im in the stock room... what store do you work at? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:06pm - the_reverend ""] Alexecutioner said: the_reverend said:alex kissed a boy and he liked it. you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowerswrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:06pm - xanonymousx ""] rockingham in salem it's ok a lot of the resellers go there for their stuff one dude will buy the whole shipment of stuff its kinda crazy |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:07pm - the_reverend ""] wait, registers? the macstore in salem, nh has no registers... |
| _________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:13pm - W3 nli ""] I was hoping this was about fucking Fiona Apple. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:29pm - arilliusbm ""] She even still around? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:30pm - boxxy ""] W3%20nli said: fucking Fiona Apple. i still dream about this. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:31pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:45pm - Alexecutioner ""] the_reverend said: Alexecutioner said: the_reverend said:alex kissed a boy and he liked it. you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowerswrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. it takes two to get homo, you liked it... |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:53pm - RustyPS should be working ""] the_reverend said:it's just weird... I love my iPad and my old 60GB ipod, but for some reason being plugged in for over 5hrs at home did nothing. then 20 minutes plugged into my PC at work and I got a meeting notification. the second I got that, the iPad snapped to life and booted up.I used to have a 60GB iPod that did that all the time. The battery would die, and I'd throw it on my iHome, and it wouldn't charge at all....but I would plug it into my PC, and it would start up right away |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""] Sounds like you guys need Andrew Anderson to save the day. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 4:06pm - the_reverend ""] Alexecutioner said: the_reverend said: Alexecutioner said: the_reverend said:alex kissed a boy and he liked it. you're a boy? wtf thats not what you told me after the free candy and flowerswrong alex, but thanks for the admission of homo. it takes two to get homo, you liked it...!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 4:23pm - AndrewBastard ""] alex...can you get my macbook pro fixed at a discount? Say its yours! The harddrive is f'd....ive been stuck on a PC for like 3 weeks now :( |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 5:38pm - Alexecutioner ""] I can try, usually if youve registered the computer they'll know its not mine, but ive never gotten a repair so ill check to see if I get a discount |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 6:00pm - xanonymousx ""] AndrewBastard said:alex...can you get my macbook pro fixed at a discount? Say its yours! The harddrive is f'd....ive been stuck on a PC for like 3 weeks now :( harddrives aren't that expensive, it would be a lot less if you bought a harddrive off of a place like newegg or tigerdirect and just install whatever OS you want http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Se...etails.asp?EdpNo=4944991&CatId=2676 |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 10:19am - the_reverend ""] my iPad died again. I need to go into the apple store today. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:01pm - the_reverend ""] they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:09pm - arilliusbm ""] TALK TO ANDREW ANDERSON ABOUT IT, FAGGOT |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:13pm - AndrewBastard ""] its more than just the harddrive...i had it on my window sill (sp?) with the window open stealing intarwebz from my neighbor and I fell asleep....then it POURED rain and the computer got wet and wont boot up now :( |
| _______________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:19pm - mutis ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:20pm - the_reverend ""] the tvshows were right, alcohol will cost you a lot. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 27,2010 1:57pm - pam ""] This whole thread is unpossible. Apples never break. RIGHT? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 27,2010 2:00pm - Alexecutioner ""] the_reverend said:they hooked it up and said that it worked perfectly and is in perfect shape. They said it just went into some system saving mode and that hitting the reboot buttons would bring it back to life. I told them I tried th...at and it didn't work, but they said it would. They said to watch it and see that it still works and if it happens again, remove all my apps and then see if it happens again. I said "if I remove everything, I will never see the issue cause I will never use it" and then some said thing about how it was not good to install a bunch of apps on it. oh well. if you pitch a big enough fit with a manager they will probably replace it, or talk to the business team since you qualify |
| __________________________________ [Oct 9,2010 10:43pm - dertoxia ""] huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 9,2010 11:22pm - arilliusbm ""] yea. this fucking asstwat at apple has been calling and leaving messages 1-2 times a week for 3 weeks now |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 10,2010 3:51am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] dertoxia said:huge image is huuuuuggggeeeeeee, I hope this breaks this thread. [img] This wasn't nearly as effective as infoterror's "Typical Mac User" image. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2010 9:17am - arktouros ""] I've been having a bitch of a time at work the past few months with macs on our windows domain. Form over function as always... fix your fucking software apple!!! |