Student dies tangled in bowflex[views:4575][posts:30]________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:09pm - zyklon ""] http://cbs13.com/local/bear.river.student.2.1923109.html |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:10pm - hauptpflucker ""] whoops |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:13pm - Lamp nli ""] That's awesome. What a retard. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:13pm - DreadKill ""] he should've used the chuck norris total gym |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:14pm - zyklon ""] Was he trying to pull a David Carradine stunt? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:15pm - porphyria ""] I don't think I could figure out a way to die on this thing if I tried... [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:17pm - Yeti ""] Final Destination 3 did it. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:18pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:19pm - DreadKill ""] 99 ways to die |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:23pm - slar you morbid? ""] [img] COOL DEATH BRO |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:25pm - zyklon ""] Goofy looking motherfucker |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:07pm - Spaldino ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:[img] COOL DEATH BRO PROBLEM OFFICER? |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] what did he get his chin caught in the machine? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:20pm - Your father ""] Jesus fucking Christ, Justin! I buy you this fucking bowflex so you quit lifting free weights with those spics in your school's parking lot and you can't even work the fucking thing without mangling yourself? I should have made your mother get an abortion when she told me I'd knocked her up. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:25pm - sigh ""] Article headline: "Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine" Police investigation: "Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death." :wiggam: That's some fine police work there Lou. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sigh said:Article headline: "Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine" Police investigation: "Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death." :wiggam: That's some fine police work there Lou. bake em away toys... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:40pm - the_reverend ""] porphyria said:I don't think I could figure out a way to die on this thing if I tried... [img]I don't think I could figure out how not to die by that thing... that's why you are suppose to use them as a coat/cloths rack like everyone else. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:41pm - RustyPS should be working ""] Darwin Award nominee? |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:33pm - mattvc ""] inb4 "Broflex" |
| __________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 6:03pm - ShadowSD ""] Since the dawn of time, man has sought to kill himself in new and unnecessary ways. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 7:21pm - mattkings ""] why you did deece |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 7:37pm - Pires ""] FuckIsMySignature said: sigh said:Article headline: "Student Athlete Dies Tangled In Exercise Machine" Police investigation: "Investigators do not believe the exercise equipment was responsible for the teen's death." :wiggam: That's some fine police work there Lou. bake em away toys... what'd you say chief? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 8:13pm - Snli ""] No Benoit jokes yet, I am surprised. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 9:03pm - reimroc ""] Spaldino said: slar%20you%20morbid? said:[img] COOL DEATH BRO PROBLEM OFFICER? lol seriously this article is one of the funniest things i've read in a while |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 9:07pm - demondave ""] AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 11:44pm - SteveSummoned ""] Yeti said:Chris Beniot did it. Fixed |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 2:01am - goatcatabisk ""] I hope his family took it extra hard. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 2:55am - Archaeon ""] What type of athlete uses a bowflex to workout? pussy. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 12:50pm - matt_sways_in_the_wind_nli ""] i wonder if he played bass in a rock band. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 25,2010 4:14pm - Alexecutioner ""] demondave said: WEED ASPHYXIATION |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2010 7:40am - demondave ""] Alexecutioner said: demondave said: FORCED WEED ASPHYXIATION |