30 Things Every Woman Should Quit Doing By 30[views:2299][posts:13]______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:07pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-30-thing...very-woman-should-quit-doing-by-30/ 1. Buying clothes from the junior section. 2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays. 3. Making out with her BFFs at bars for attention. 4. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention. 5. Filling her bed with stuffed animals (really, even one is too many). 6. Carrying a torch for anyone she hasn’t seen in the last five years. 7. Rebelling against her parents for the sake of rebelling against her parents. 8. Declaring an entire gender “all jerks.” 9. Holding a grudge against anyone who wronged her in high school. 10. Skipping regular gyno exams. 11. Going to bed without washing and moisturizing her face. 12. Being “that person” who had a bit too much to drink at the office party. 13. Crushing on Justin Bieber. 14. Thinking she’s got it all figured out. 15. Calling her father “daddy.” 16. Engaging in sibling rivalry. 17. Trying to get by on her looks. 18. Living paycheck to paycheck. 19. Expecting a man/knight in shining armor to swoop in and save her. 20. Aimlessly jumping from job to job. 21. Using MySpace to pick up guys. 22. Expecting a man to do all the wooing. 23. Wishing she had someone else’s life. 24. Expecting everyone to drop everything because it’s her birthday ... 25. ... or because her “boyfriend” of two weeks dumped her. 26. Measuring her self-worth by a number on the scale. 27. Being cheap. 28. Quitting a job without having a new one lined up first (especially in this economy!). 29. Blaming her mother for all her issues. 30. Romanticizing her 20s. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:50pm - boxxy ""] this list is ok, although i think a couple good ones are missing. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:53pm - arilliusbm ""] Masturbating. All women should quit masturbating. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 1:59pm - boxxy ""] arilliusbm said:Masturbating. All women should quit masturbating. bite your muthafucking tongue, bitch! |
| ______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:17pm - Yeti ""] 31. living |
| _______________________________ [Sep 24,2010 3:22pm - boxxy ""] Yeti said:31. living right? Cuz bitches don't get better with age... bitches age like cars, NOT houses. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 5:27pm - immortal13 ""] They should stop not shaving their vajajays before they start too look like mini siberian huskies. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 8:28pm - Your father ""] This list actually applies to my degenerate homo of a son, I'm on the yahoo email, can any of you grass smoking pole smokers show me how to email this list to my little fucking fairy of a son? I bought that faggot a Dell XPWhatever the fuck as a graduation gift and the little cunt won't even show me how to fucking delete my spam folder. All he says is "delete your system34 folder" so I fucking kicked the shit out of him and unplugged our router. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 8:37pm - nekronaut ""] this troll isn't funny anymore |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 9:15pm - LPCustom ""] nekronaut said:this troll isn't funny anymore He would've had to have been funny at one point to qualify for not being "funny anymore". But - I agree. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2010 4:31am - Alx_Casket ""] This thread is sexist. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 25,2010 10:20am - the_reverend ""] http://cougarlife.com/ |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2010 11:11am - immortal13 ""] We're goin cougar huntin! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2010 2:24pm - Conservationist ""] Your%20father said:This list actually applies to my degenerate homo of a son, I'm on the yahoo email, can any of you grass smoking pole smokers show me how to email this list to my little fucking fairy of a son? I bought that faggot a Dell XPWhatever the fuck as a graduation gift and the little cunt won't even show me how to fucking delete my spam folder. All he says is "delete your system34 folder" so I fucking kicked the shit out of him and unplugged our router. This troll is FUCKING AWESOME |