FUCK YEA! Star Wars 3D Is Coming in 2012[views:4139][posts:41]____________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:21pm - arilliusbm ""] ITS A TRAP! May the Force be with you—in three dimensions. After years of rumors, Lucasfilm is finally hopping on the 3-D bandwagon and has announced plans to rerelease the original Star Wars trilogy and its prequels in the eye-popping format once a year beginning in 2012. "There are few movies that lend themselves more perfectly to 3-D; from the Death Star trench run to the Tatooine Podrace, the Star Wars Saga has always delivered an entertainment experience that is completely immersive," reads a statement on starwars.com. "The cutting-edge conversion will take that immersion to the next thrilling level." Head Jedi George Lucas has declared that Star Wars: Episode I—The Phantom Menace will kick things off in 2012, followed by Episode II the next year and so on. So if anyone in the universe doesn't know who Luke's father is and wants to preserve the surprise, you might be out of luck. Either way, we can't wait for Han Solo to make the jump to light speed. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:22pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck the phantom menace. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:23pm - the_reverend ""] this was a trap. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:26pm - arilliusbm ""] Only 2015-2017's 3D movies will be real. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:56pm - sigh ""] Fuck 3D and Lucas for re-re-re milking the franchise for more money. Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on blu ray. I heard they are going to release these one at a time too starting with episode 1 so he can squeeze every penny out of this. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:58pm - Alexecutioner ""] the sad part is that no one will be able to enjoy any of the 3D movies after the phantom menace because everyone would have gouged their eyes out after watching Jar Jar Binks in 3D [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 1:58pm - AndrewBastard ""] i hope its not the special edition original trilogy...fuck digital jabba |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:00pm - Alexecutioner ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sigh said: Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:01pm - sigh ""] AndrewBastard said:i hope its not the special edition original trilogy...fuck digital jabba You know it will be the childhood ruining special editions only. Lucas is never going to release the originals again. I think he was quoted somewhere saying it will never happen. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:03pm - Alexecutioner ""] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:03pm - sigh ""] FuckIsMySignature said: sigh said: Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS. already have the VHS box set of the originals. Don't have a vhs player anymore. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:04pm - Alexecutioner ""] sigh said: FuckIsMySignature said: sigh said: Just give me the original episodes IV, V and VI on VHS. already have the VHS box set of the originals. Don't have a vhs player anymore. only Betamax is real [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:05pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea he wont. I'll wait until 2017 to hear the original Ewok song again. But I doubt it. You're right. Lucas is milking it. But, part of me wants to see certain scenes in 3d. I can already tell they're going to have a ball with the Anakin free fall / Car chase scene in Coruscant |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 2:08pm - Alexecutioner ""] part of me wants to see the battle over the sarlaac pit in 3D but im sure since its the remake that they will have that stupid fucking cgi in it again |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 3:26pm - the_reverend ""] I really hope that they put jarjarbinkses into all the old movies. they really need them. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 5:01pm - SkinSandwich ""] How about the Rancor in 3d? That will be groovy even though it is a short scene. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 6:35pm - largefreakatzero ""] Only Empire Strikes Back at the drive-in in the 80s is real. I'm so tired of 3D gaydom. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 8:00pm - zenerik nli ""] Original movies on Blu-ray please. Fuck this psuedo 3D shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 8:24pm - demondave ""] greedo shoots over the audience? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 12:23am - Lester__Burnham ""] heres a idea mr.lucas make a NEW STAR WARS FILM!! DONT DIRECT IT!! HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGNAL STORY, PUT IT IN 3D AND YOU MIGHT SAVE YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU DIE!!!!OR COMPLETLY RUIN STAR WARS FOREVER, I'M BEGING TO FEEL SHAMED TO SAY I LOVE STAR WARS |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 4:55am - Randy_Marsh ""] they raped them... |
| ______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 7:18am - Yeti ""] Jim, i am disappoint. you should be shunning this and hurling rotten vegetables at it. these movies don't need to suffer any more butchery. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 7:37am - arilliusbm ""] I said "IT'S A TRAP" |
| ______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 7:50am - Yeti ""] ONLY PRINCESS LEIA SAYING "IT'S A TRAP" IS REAL |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 8:03am - arilliusbm ""] :( |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 8:05am - arilliusbm ""] I am disappoint in you as well. You haven't posted a news thread on how they discovered a planet that "may be earthlike" |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 9:45am - Mutis ""] FUCK 3D. If you want 3D Star Wars, go watch kids in stormtrooper costumes larp. And then do a ritual about it. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 10:12am - boxxy ""] the redone versions of 4,5,6 DO have some silly digital things, jabba, band, etc... but they also have way clearer crisper looking lightsabers, blasters, and action in general. I'll take the cheesy CGI as long as i get the smoothly rendered action with it. It's still the same story, with the same actors, get over it. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 10:12am - boxxy ""] but yes, jar-jar is a LEGITIMATE reason to complain..... worst character ever. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 10:33am - Yeti ""] boxxy said:only the original releases are real i concur. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 11:11am - AndrewBastard ""] some of the spin off books would make killer movies but Lucas really shouldnt be involved anymore. Shadows of the Empire could be cool. Or any of Andersons work would translate well... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 11:13am - arilliusbm ""] George "Money bags" Lucas |
| ______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 1:02pm - Yeti ""] yeah i had heard rumors that Shadows was going to be the next trilogy but i haven't seen anything yet. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 1:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] The legacy of the Force would make the best new trilogy, that or the new jedi order..... While the Shadows series has some good stuff in it, i don't think it's as epic as the "VONG" invasion, or the rise of Darth Cadius (AKA Jacen Solo.) |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:12pm - AndrewBastard ""] whats the series with Jedi Academy as one of the books. Read it as a lad but i remember thinking theyd be a killer movie(s)... |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:15pm - sigh ""] It's pretty pathetic when a video game trailer is better than episodes I, II and III combined. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:24pm - ouchdrummer ""] AndrewBastard said:whats the series with Jedi Academy as one of the books. Read it as a lad but i remember thinking theyd be a killer movie(s)... You're thinking of the Jedi Academy trilogy. These are the book titles: "Jedi Search, Dark Apprentice, & Champions of the Force." ... i actually have all of these in my desk as we speak. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Jimbo knows more about Star Wars than all of Lucas' hookers combined. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:39pm - arilliusbm ""] Jimbo Fitzlucas |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 2:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 30,2010 4:50pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] my friend said it best lucas sitting there staring at his computer "Yeah I don't feel like writing anything again for 10 years, I'll just rerelease star wars for more money" |