ANAL CUNT: FUCKIN A Lyrics. Enjoy.[views:4893][posts:4]_______________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:08am - patac_records ""] “Fuck Yeah!” Picking up sluts in a bar Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Getting head in the back of my car Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Shooting heroin and smoking crack Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! (Chorus) Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…Fuck Yeah! You said you’re eighteen but you’re only twelve Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You said you’re racist and you’ve got big tits Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You pay my bar tab with your parents card Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You work all day while I fuck other chicks Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! (Chorus) You invite us over to cum in your face Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Me and the boys end up trashing the place Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Tons of sluts fighting over my cum Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Don’t worry sluts, you’ll all get some Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin Backing Vocals Performed by: The Whipping Bastard (Raunchous Brothers), The Honorable Reverend Fuckface Chainsaw (Vaginal Jesus), Jim Crow (Vaginal Jesus & Mudoven), Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh “Cranking My Band’s Demo on a Box at the Beach” I’m on the beach crankin’ my band’s sound The bitches know we’re the hottest around Their pussies getting hot, juicy, and wet Cuz we’re the best band they’ve heard yet (Pre chorus) I like girls, I like metal, I live for pussy, I like getting laid (Chorus) Crankin’ my bands demo on a box at the beach (x4) I’m in the sun, I’m getting hot and tan There’s a line of 50 sluts who want to fuck me in the back of my van (Pre chorus) (Chorus) I see you there, in your tight bikini, gonna drag you to the back of my van, and make you suck on my weenie! I’m on the stage, I’m burning fast and loud Gonna have my roadie give backstage passes to all the sluts I pick from the crowd (Pre chorus) (Chorus) TURN IT UP MOTHER FUCKER! Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin “Loudest Stereo” This stupid slut brought me home last night I robbed her after I got laid I stole her stereo, it’s the loudest ever made I crank it up to ten all night, I’m much sicker than you I’m crankin’ Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe (Pre chorus) Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock? I’ve got the loudest stereo on the block (Chorus) Loudest stereo on the block (x2) My stereo’s so fucking loud the old people moved away All the sluts moved into town and they’re here to stay All day long, I’ve got sluts riding on my cock I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock (Pre chorus) (Chorus) I’ve got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out My game of black jack’s a nine and twelve year old putting out I don’t wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases All they’ll get from me are a bunch of diseases (Pre chorus) (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin Backing Vocals Performed by: Jim Crow (Vaginal Jesus & Mudoven), Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh “Kicking Your Ass and Fuckin’ Your Bitch” I just ordered my 30th whiskey Your bitch comes over, starts gettin’ frisky She says, “Aren’t you the badass singer of A.C.?” Next thing you know she starts to blow me Your loser boyfriend is getting pissed off As she sees you sucking me off The little pussy spills my fucking glass Next thing you know I’m kicking his fucking ass (Chorus) I’m kicking your ass and I’m fucking your bitch (x4) I punch his face in then I pull down her pants I start to fuck her in her fucking ass She starts screamin’ and yellin’ my name She fucking dumps you cause you’re fucking lame (Chorus) After I fuck her she’s no use anymore She crawls back to you she’s a worthless whore Now you’re covered in blood and she’s filled with my cum I tell the bartender, “Bring me drink 31!” (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam “Hot Girls on the Road” I saw this stupid cunt in the front of the stage I got hard because she was underage I had a dumb roadie give her a backstage pass I had her deep throat me while I watch Tango & Cash (Pre chorus) Road pussy, road pussy, road pussy (x2) (Chorus) Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road Hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road, hot girls on the road Hot girls on the road…on the fucking road! Hot girls on our tour bus Hot girls are all blowing us Hot girls bring us smack Hot girls bring us crack (Pre chorus) (Chorus) Hot girls do whatever we say Hot girls all want to get laid Hot girls give us all their cash Hot girls love it in the ass (Pre chorus) (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin Backing Vocals Performed by: Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh “All I Give a Fuck About is Sex” Going on dates is fucking lame I couldn’t be bothered to remember your name Just want to get fucked and some more of the same I don’t got time for these fucking games (Chorus) Cuz all I give a fuck about is sex All I give a fuck about is fucking sex I said, all I give a fuck about is sex All I give a fuck about is fucking sex I’m not gonna spend a fucking cent on you You’re just another stupid cunt for me to screw Once you’re used up I’ll fuck someone new They’ll always be some fucking useless cunt to do (Chorus) On my tour bus or when I’m backstage There’s a never-ending line of cunts that want to get laid Every bitch is blonde, dumb, and underage Gonna give each one herpes, hep, and hopefully A.I.D.S. (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam “I’m Gonna Give You A.I.D.S.” You’re only useful when you’re sucking my dick The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick You’re a stupid groupie following me from state to state Like I said before you’re only good to give me a blow (Chorus) I’m gonna give you A.I.D.S. (x8) (Post Chorus) I’m so glad, I’m so glad, I’m so glad, I’ve got fucking A.I.D.S. (x2) I’ll let you let me fuck you in your fucking ass I’ll give you A.I.D.S. while I shove it in your ass I’ll fuck you over and over again in the ass And then I’ll fuck you in your fucking ass (Chorus) (Post Chorus) I’ll give you A.I.D.S., I’ll let you swallow my cum Because I’m a total fucking scum I’m a loser and I’ve got no class So I’m gonna fuck you in your fucking ass Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin Backing Vocals Performed by: Ken Cmar, Seth, & Tim “YAY! It‘s Pink!” My wife brought home this groupie slut one night She was pretty hot, a sexy, slutty sight We wanted a threesome with this stupid cunt My wife licked my ass while the groupie sucked my front (Chorus) “YAY! It’s pink!” when she saw my cock “YAY! It’s pink!” she was used to niggers’ cocks “YAY! It’s pink!” a stupid little cunt “YAY! It’s pink!” …and she was born in the fucking 90’s A rockstar groupie blowing me in my bed She screamed, “Anal Cunt!” so I kicked her in the head When she started to cry I slammed my fist in her ass I was turned on by her tears so I came really fast (Chorus) Gave most to my wife then gave the dumb slut a taste But she was so annoying so I punched her in face Looking pretty hot covered in with blood and my cum Only 17, and so fucking dumb (Chorus) The very next day we wanted her gone She thought that we liked her; she was totally wrong Her nigger came to get her so she started to pout I yelled “Get your shit, and get the FUCK OUT!” (Chorus) Written by: Seth Putnam Backing Vocals Performed by: Julie Jett Putnam “I Wish My Dealer Was Open” I wish my dealer was open It’s too late to get some more coke My dealer is closed for the night And for once I’m not totally broke I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was fucking open I wish my dealer was open You stupid spic, why aren’t you open You fucking spic, why won’t you answer your fucking phone You goddamned spic, why aren’t you open You worthless spic, I know that you’re fucking home I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was open I wish my dealer was fucking open You god dammed fucking spic pick up the phone ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE, SPIC!!! Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin :pukeface::whipper: |
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| ____________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:03am - DreadKill ""] seth putnam poetry at it's finest |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 1:53pm - Randy_Marsh ""] hahahaha "you said you're 18 but you're only tweleve...fuck yeah, fuck yeah" |