has anyone ever experienced a "sex migraine"?[views:6571][posts:39]_______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] i did for the first time on Tuesday night. Just before the climax i thought my skull had split into 1000 pieces. the only thing i've ever felt that was worse was a kidney stone. i thought my brain was exploding, it was horrible. i've read they are fairly common, hopefully it doesn't become a regular thing. i feel fine today, but it took about 24 hours before i felt mostly normal again. why would nature do such a thing? |
| _______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] INB4 "you might have a brain hemorrhage". |
| _______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:36am - Yeti ""] i've also never had a migraine before, the only bad headaches i've ever had are from hangovers, which this felt very similar too. only instead of feeling like it was behind my eyes, it felt like it was in the bone and surrounding tissue. i wish this upon Beelze, but then he'd have to be getting laid. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:38am - the_reverend ""] you are doing it wrong. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:38am - arilliusbm ""] the only cure is more sex. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:43am - aaron_michael ""] Maybe it's a tumor... [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] dont we have a song about this? |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:53am - arkquimanthorn ""] did you remember to breathe? |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 10:56am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 11:07am - blue ""] I've actually had this happen a couple of times. I luled. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 11:08am - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""] blue said:I've actually had this happen a couple of times. I luled. Wait, you have been eaten by a praying mantis a couple of times? Cool! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 11:10am - arilliusbm ""] Tony, try taking a few aspirin (excedrin- has caffeine) before you do sexy time. It should work. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 11:10am - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""] As for the OP, thank Lord Satan no...I get them the old fashioned way. Trufax, last one I had was right before the Slayer, Testament, Megadeth show in Lowell...talk about bad timing. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 11:10am - the_reverend ""] she probably got pregnant. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 12:49pm - notorious_d.u.g. ""] possible muscle strain. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 1:02pm - The_Rooster ""] No, but I def. know what I'm calling my free jazz side-project now. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 1:14pm - Alx_Casket ""] Only extreme boredom before climax is real. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 1:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Alx_Casket said:Only extreme boredom before climax is real. married? |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 1:18pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Had this happen exactly once. Such a let down to feel that high with that kind of low. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 1:21pm - Yeti ""] yeah hopefully it was just a fluke. i never want to feel such libido destruction again. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 2:09pm - naughty nate ""] try taping the nude photo of peter steele to the ceiling and let your partner do the work instead of laying it across their back and doing it all yourself, it will be much less stressful on the blood vessels in your head. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 2:18pm - bloblovesmusic ""] I honestly didn't need the mental image of Tony having sex... |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 2:20pm - Slag NLI ""] ITT: Wren the sexpert. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 2:23pm - arilliusbm ""] There's a man in Africa that has such a huge cock, whenever he gets aroused all the blood leaves his head for his cock and he passes out. I hope that's not the same problem. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 3:19pm - the_reverend ""] whatwhat? |
| ______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 3:21pm - Yeti ""] naughty%20nate said:try taping the nude photo of peter steele to the ceiling and let your partner do the work instead of laying it across their back and doing it all yourself, it will be much less stressful on the blood vessels in your head. see i tried that, but his death was just too much and i started drowning in my own tears. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 3:34pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] You're old! |
| _______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 3:53pm - timma ""] I don't even remember what sex feels like, let alone getting a migraine from it. I have, however, had shooting pains in my dick trunk before when making slipperies. Worst. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 4:03pm - blue ""] timma said:I have, however, had shooting pains in my dick trunk before when making slipperies. Worst. I got that once like 10 years ago. Felt like someone kicked me in the balls. Never happened again. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 12,2010 4:08pm - the_reverend ""] blue said: timma said:I have, however, had shooting pains in my dick trunk before when making slipperies. Worst. I got that once like 10 years ago. Felt like someone kicked me in the balls, but the dude didn't seem to mind or even notice. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 12,2010 4:33pm - Pires ""] This is called coital cephalgia. And just so happens to be the name of the death metal band I sing for. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 2:11pm - star mummy ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 2:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Pires said:This is called coital cephalgia. And just so happens to be the name of the death metal band I sing for. aw was hoping we could use that for a scaphism song. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:she probably got pregnant. Hands can't get pregnant. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 7:47pm - tylor69 ""] Pires said:This is called coital cephalgia. And just so happens to be the name of the death metal band I sing for. cant wait for the new release |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 8:33pm - Fuck Logging In ""] ur probably gay. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 8:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm not sure if I've ever had one of these since before I climax I'm too busy killing dogs. This is the only way I'm ABLE to climax. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 9:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 6:41am - Leelee Sobieski ""] Albert Brooks experienced one of these as he took me from behind in my trailer one evening while we were filming My First Mister in 2001. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 8:41am - SkinSandwich ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:[img] Is that Chris Kattan?? |