15 Year old computer for sale on CraigList for $175[views:7999][posts:20]____________________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] http://altoona.craigslist.org/sys/2047422686.html Check out this fucking bargain. I couldn't resist inquiring. PS: interweb research showed me that THIS is the seller. MEOW: [img] Me: Greetings, I'm interested in learning more about the computer you have for sale. What kind of games is it capable of playing? Thanks very much in advance, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: SORRY I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION . I'M NOT MUCH OF A GAME PLAYER ON THE COMPUTER I USE IT FOR OTHER REASONS. IT HAD CASINO GAMES LOADED ON IT AND IT WORKED REALLY WELL. GRAPHICS LOOK GOOD. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. OR WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU ARE PLANNING ON LOADING. SEE IF YOU CAN READ THE SCREEN TO SEE IF I WOULD BE CAMPATABLE WITH WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TO GO WITH YOUR GAMES Me: I'm looking to play Call of Duty: Black Ops with my friends online. I'm not much a hardware guru but I think they said they had 2 nVidia GTX 580's in SLI, which is what I assume this computer might have too. If so, I'm definitely interested in taking you up on your offer. I want to make sure the keyboard is OK though. I'm interested in seeing if there are any shift or capslock problems. Are you using the computer for sale right now? Regards, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: NO I'M NOT USING IT RIGHT NOW AND THERE ISNT ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE KEYBOARD IT WORKS FINE. Me: Excellent. I can't wait to play my friends online. I did some research on what similar computers with comparable hardware are selling for these days and have a proposition for you. If you will agree to pay for shipping in its entirety, I will offer $25 in US currency and a coupon for up to 15% off all Hickory Farms gift packages on their website as compensation for the computer. Do we have a deal? Regards, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: I'M DEALING LOCAL !!!!!!! SORRY YOUR NOT LOCAL! THANKS FOR THE INTREST ANYWAYS !!!!! Me: I'm sorry about that Terrie, My offer still stands, sans the shipping info. Where would you like to arrange the pickup? Regards, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED ? Me: I live in Altoona, PA. Where are you located? Regards, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: OH SORRY ABOUT THAT I LIVE IN PORTAGE. I HAVE TO GET READY FOR A VIEWING AT 3:00 I CAN BRING IT TO ALTOONA THERE IS A MONUMENT CO THAT I WORK FOR IN ALTOONA WE COULD MEET THERE AND SET IT UP SO YOU CAN SEE IT UP AND RUNNING IF YOU LIKE. Me: Are you angry with me? You seem to be yelling a lot. I'd love to see the computer. And I have the $25 now, but I won't be getting the Hickory Farms coupons in the mail until Wednesday if you're still interested. I'm not sure if that is a dealbreaker or not for you. Warmest regards, Santana Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member: sorry i have someone else offer $125.00 for it. thanks for your interest in it. Me: Are you fucking crazy? Have you never had Hickory Farms before? It's like having God ejaculate in your mouth. Warmest regards, Carlos Santana |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] HAHA |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:30pm - largefreakatzero ""] Fucking brilliant. What made you think of the Hickory Farms gift coupons? That part made me spit my beer across the room. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:35pm - xmikex ""] I already used up my slow 80's clap for the day on DYA's Bob Ross Emperor painting pic. This is nicely done though. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 5:42pm - reimroc ""] this is awesome |
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| ___________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 6:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you need to start trolling the crazy sex junkies next. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 8:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Find me some ads and it's done. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 9:37pm - the_reverend ""] I remember when hair like that wasn't so embarrassing. I've heard the hickory farms thing before. Family guy? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 9:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Simpsons did it. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 10:07pm - LPCustom ""] This made me laugh hard. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 16,2010 10:27pm - WYCLEF ""] VIVA CARLOS SANTANA |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 3:29am - Randy_Marsh ""] hahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 3:49am - Archaeon ""] omglol u funny. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 5:57am - Terrie ""] SO THIS WAS ALL SOM SORT OF JOKE!!!!! SANTANAS MY ASS!!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 6:56am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Amazing. Consider yourself a Grand High Inquisitor in the Troll Army. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 9:52am - ryanplegics ""] Nice work. This is up there with http://www.dontevenreply.com |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 10:24am - DreadKill ""] i lulzed |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 10:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ryanplegics said:Nice work. This is up there with http://www.dontevenreply.com That guy's a fucking genius. I've always wanted to fuck with weirdos on craiglist but never did. Then I saw his site and wished I jumped on that shit sooner haha. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 17,2010 10:32am - goatcatalyst ""] Kudos |