thank you and ok ![views:1708][posts:1]________________________________________________ [May 11,2004 5:33pm - litacore looking busy ""] [FONT=Large]HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR HANDS[/FONT] from flubtitles.com, list of bad subtitles lost in translation, mostly asian-to-english of course-- FLUBTITLES FOR: BIO-ZOMBIE [HK VERSION] * There are two gays sitting closely to watch this movie. Forget about that! I don't want to know such thing. * I want to stool now. * I want to try your mouth. You're money minded. * Should we whore first or whore after gambling? * Is it all the go to wear no bras? * You are creep! * There is a monster inside the male's toilet. * I am stooling! * I am turned on! How to fix it now? * We're going to a home for the elderly to give voluptuary service. If we are late, we'll fell...we'll give bad impression to the grannies. * What are those stuffs? FLUBTITLES FOR: BY HOOK OR BY CROOK [CHINESE VERSION] * That's is not mine * Brother, he starts at my private parts! * But these are real money, don't you afraid? * Sheriff, don't lost your temper! * Can it be cure? * Furthermore, he's not so fat Why? If he is...he'll just be a stupid melon! * Be careful, you're more pretty! * Please teach me...to whom you donate the gold! I've resumed the freedom of the girl! * Guilty...why the girls so mad of me! * How dare you sell stolen chickens...You have made me confused! * You make me lost my face * Come for the avengence! * I almost need to stay in hostpital! For repairing! * Even undress her undercover * Let her say in joy! * He's death won't cause you any good...And his living won't cause you any bad neither I must want him die * I become a hard labour in order to survive * That shorty gun fighter is very fierce! * Remember, stand a blow for a coin * She looks okay, why "Flower Kid" is afraid of? * Strange, I turn hard when seeing her... * I'm the one who make you die here * Are you ready to take my blow? FLUBTITLES FOR: CHOCOLATE INSPECTOR * But nothing beats over fresh sweets made by yourself. * Is it palatable? Palatable! * This looks good and right! * It loses elasticity and burst, when pulled at and spilled things all over. * Only myself, I sleep on the cockloft. * Quiet, or I'll chop you off. * They outnumbered us two of one. * When I was 30, I cried my eyes out with a tortoise shell. * Trying to find a tortoise shell to hold my tears. * Not for you, baddie. It's for you, goodie. * That dishevel-haired Jesus is hiding him. * They told me that you "Jesus" is the barber. * Thank, Inspector Chocolate. * Councilor Hui, don't worry, I've mobilized the crack unit. FLUBTITLES FOR: CONMAN IN TOKYO [HK VERSION] * Turkey is a stink ass-hole! * Hubby, he's mighty * The fatty is nowhere to see, he must have slipped away * This nuts is Hong Kong number one man, after God of Gambling, Holy of Gambling, Master of Gambling... He is the forever winning www King of Gambling masters, net.com * Get weapon, bitch! * He uses the peeping binoculars * I'm not the same, I'm always horny and sly * Still peeping? Go into and molest her now! * But ... she seems to be asleep As she becomes a vegetable now * She's the girlfriend of another man...And also lead a vegetable existence * Long hung love will hurt [SO TRUE...] * You're really a love hung! * Don't think you're taller than you can bully me, ass-hole! * And you, you're a real stink! * What dream did I make just then? * Don't worry, no one will blinkly know even if all of you die * Mighty? It's designed to neutralise your flying cards attack * I'm the King Of The World International! * But sometimes for the sake of friends...I'll take money as shit * Frankly speaking, your thank is very worthy FLUBTITLES FOR: THE CONMEN IN VEGAS * This is Peter Chu. Three years ago, he appeared as a trustable constructor in China. * The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating, and also stealing old lady's underwear. * Your boss is very randy! * I'm be very sensitive about this! * There is no good or bad in relationships. The only matters is that who likes the other party the most. * If I press it wrong three times, the safe will release explode and destroy everything in there. * I like when a girl is cheating on his man! * Do remember, you disturb me making love, your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death. * Are that two idiots dead? FLUBTITLES FOR: DIRTY TIGER, CRAZY FROG * Are you mistaking? * It must be priceless Of course, it's valve cannot be estimated * Alright, I'll taken it off * Why? It looks like me It's your alright * She said you're Stupid with all the fats in your body * What are you say? * You dirty guy * What's wrong about here? * Twist your left hand twice...Then the fight thrice...Take if out, then put it back, right * You don't afraid of this? I'll only afraid if my wife holds it * Shortly, you're very smart Or how can I be your partner? * Only a stupid fool with say that he's clever * Me the clever "Panther" have never been fooled before...The bitch have not yet arrived * I rob to earn my livings * My armour is invincible...Your rusty swords Won't scare me a bit? * A real knives * The "Invincible Armour"...If I got it, I'll scare of no body * We will defeat even we have more men * May be it will save your life someday With this armour * I'm dying, dead * You blind fled me And lead me a way * I've never dream of to be a ruler * You've learnt smart now * Shit, bit trouble * How dare? * I beat him go crazy * You think you're smart? But just a fool FLUBTITLES FOR: FIGHTING FOR LOVE * Because you guys always argue...making Gary is very scared. * Miss Fok, what can I help? * Look at your eye, it's full of scamps. * Men in a bad mood will always find a girl to have sex, to make fun. * Have you got married? [NO, SORRY, I'M FRESH OUT.] * Sir, is it itchy, where? In my ass! * Take Happy out for a walk, it has not had any poe these days. ["POE" IS FLUBTITLESE FOR "PEE".] * I'm devastating, looking for some refreshment! It's funny! It's okay, I'll fix it up! That's it. * Don't mess up with these lassie. * Hasn't she thought before she leapt? * Good to see you here, take it to poe. I want to poe too. * You never hang the clothes that have been washed, and you hang those smashed underwear outside! * Tell me slowly, take it easy, be careful. Tell me slowly, how do you feel? Tell me [OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU ASK ME SLOWLY...] * Auntie's alright, isn't it? * Did your eyes speak? * It's itching, want a bath. * What does your family do...? Cow's flesh eatery. Selling of more than 2000...bowls of cooked bull-organs per day during the high time. Also, Dad has won the Mark Six twice, atisfy? * You didn't bring your swimming suit for running away from home? What are you up to? * Very relax? It's wonderful. * My sister has taken too much pills, now a bit sick, she is now undergoing theraphy. * I've wept the foot for the patients several times, a bit dizzy now. * Ooops! She's awaken now. * Why are your crying? * So you're exacerbating your anger at me? * Want to bring the profit with your...coffin as well, you four-eyes frog! * Want me to knell down? * Madam, have I just heard a sound pa? Yes, it's a sound pa? [YA' SURE?] * Cool! You really can't see the edges of the Tea-bag underwear. What Tea Bag? T Back! Don't be so disgusting. * You didn't shout fat-bum at me, why should I be crying? * I have a good new for you. [I CAN FINALLY GET RID OF MY BAD OLD.] FLUBTITLES FOR: FIST OF FURY 1991 * Why is this man so alike to me? * What are this bearded man doing here? * He just fallen down by mistake. * Why are the motion so slow? * They are used to be like this * That's way I always said that you know nothing * They are charming and so attractive * He is else from interior China like you * Once accident doesn't mean everything * Don't panic, it's come sort of eel only * You are too sell-confidence * Am I bumped by the lorry? My mood is high * Why am I to stupid? * I swear that I will try my very hard here * This family has a musician living as well * You are living here? What's your relation with this Flute Ping? * You don't have to be so hurry I will let you first * I just get acquaintance with sister Ping's brother * It's for others convenience sake * How's it? I used to be the Champion for that? They called me King of the Flutist in Canton * I think you've mistaken You brother invites me here * Don't rope me, we can discuss it * Don't take me to those cheap place * I'll throw all the stuffs away, see how you get out * Hey, beware of getting drown * Why not? Your "thing" has attacked me the whole night * Can't you use some better words? * I am used to be like this * I am always rich and always poor... I don't ask for everlasting * How come it's stink? Don't you think yours fragrance? * Why your fork is so clumsy? * And also bless the one inside to change to be good again * Why you have to throw all my clothes away? Making me dressing like a clown now It's you... Yourself look like a clown You damn guy I am not Sooner you will be if you are not employed * How come you say like this? * We'll lose at last if talking in this way * You this bastard * By that eyesight, I think you are in love with me * Is that man from interior China doesn't fit HK's life? * Our fate are depended totally on yours * If you win, then you will be King of the Boxing and Flute * Don't you believe that I will sell you to be a whore? * Loong, get 2 dozen of beer here * We are brothers, just like feet and hands * I feel that I am on the funeral home * I want to go to toilet How come in such period of time? Do it just over there, really trouble maker... Sorry, I really can't help * It's hard to tolerate, it's stink It's really too stink * I just want to have a look of your power * My be learn from it Fok's Martial Art School? * Dr. Chiu, I think you don't just want to look at my power * Master Chiu, we people practice martial art... Should not kill other for money * Run for life Chase no more * Papa, how are you? Alright, to have some medicine will be ok * Why are you still so stink? Have you cleaned up? * Once piece of paper, one fountain pen... They are useful for a coward man... Hope that through this letter... You can feel that I love you much... I have many to tell you but I don't know where to start... [SPEECH PART 1] * Let's keep our love deep in our heart... From one waiter of one restaurant see you tomorrow [SPEECH PART 2] * Robber, see my fist * The way you hold me last time... Like being hold by my family member * Let kiss you, sister * I seldom beat of others * I, Fok Wan, as being a Kung-fu master for many years... No one can ever hurt me * Don't portend to be hero if you have no guts * The play has not yet been end * I want pissing I want to go to toilet * Damn you, you want dying? * How can you think out such poor idea? We shouldn't cart from such illegal ways * I am a man filled with righteous * Kung-fu comes after guts and strength... I want to train your guts now * Lau studding Kung-fu from Fok in some old days * Doctor, how's my dad? It is temporarily out of breaths * Look at my mouth, I am not smart now It's look rolling noodle FLUBTITLES FOR: HAPPY DING DONG * I got these stuff by myself * It is real and worthies millions. * We can over out debts, if we sell this. * A poor band player I was, but now I am crocodile king. * I ask you to stick out your tongue because it's the way of your dying look. * This time is surely will suffer from indigestion. And never has any coconuts as long as it lives. FLUBTITLES FOR: JUSTICE, MY FOOT * Letting loose a dog to bite so early! * What's so horrible with a frog? * I really don't understand you women... What do you mean by having stripes planted on your head? * Like sea-slugs, how silly? * Why have you moistened my head? * She hurts my vital part. * The wet nurse wants rock candy to decoct papayas * Now I want you to say it thrice daily and don't dress a bun. * Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say "maltose." * Wet nurse, has it got a bird? FLUBTITLES FOR: LIFELINE * Mind your saliva. * You'll find it very nice after a sip. * Have you drunk very much in day time? * Shit! Am I very ugly now? * That woman's ass isn't big enough, it's hard for her to bear baby. * Mom, please cut the carp? [THIS MOVIE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE WORD "CRAP", REFERRING TO IT INSTEAD AS "CARP" OR "CAPE".] * You nuts! * Better cut the cape, boy, sit properly. [THIS MOVIE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE WORD "CRAP", REFERRING TO IT INSTEAD AS "CARP" OR "CAPE".] * All ill-fated jinxes have come. * Jesus! The ill-fated jinxes will work with us! * If they can't come back, we won't feel ease. * Sir, the top is deadly sealed up! * What a bad luck! FLUBTITLES FOR: LORD OF AMUSEMENT * Look at his... pair of eyes... They are so sex appealing and they make you naturally convinced * You must believe, it's raining like torrents and there were traffic jam * No way, I won't teach you easily, nuts * He is an avant-garde... ... as of think of soaking busts in vinegar * Teach dancing and woo girls? He's clever! * He's not yet die, how can he die out? * We're talking about Al Gree Force... ... so as to make a swivel at golf... Come, let's discuss how to * If you nag on, I'll strangle you with chewing gum... Get your neck near me FLUBTITLES FOR: LOVE IS LOVE * How maddish! * All fanciness are posted outside * Don't be moony * You've teasing me * We make our swears by the moonlight... Now we're couple, why say that? * Dad, I beg you... Don't touch her foul language * Something's bloody wrong with the head * Damn your bloody head FLUBTITLES FOR: THE LUCKY GUY * His sexy regards can melt all women however cold she may be. He's known to be love machine here. * He only enjoys the process of wooing girls. He only wants to capture that illusion feeling. Whether he can woo that girl or not is not vital to him. This is highest state of wooing girls. * I really thought of her any moment. When I was pissing, I would pause suddenly. Then I thought of her, and I felt sweet. Then I forgot pissing the rest of my urine. Right... No wonder I failed to piss all the urine today. * I admire you of stirring up troubles as you're so young. * People of Aquarius is passionated in the inside. * You ugly guy are fetish, go to hell! * You idiot fatty! * That stuff is a dummy. * I didn't expect we have such fast development. This is my first time donate blood with a girl. I don't believe. How come? You're an adult. * The sincerity from these eye-sights are like culprits...they're also naive but like a swindler, so complicated. * You culprit of the society! I nearly opened a champagne for you. * I'll vanish complete in you life soon. * Right, a sand has just entered my eyes. * You take me as a dead? FLUBTITLES FOR: MADAM CITY HUNTER * Officer, don't you think police is supreme? I'm the sufferer! What do you change me on? * Guns! You think I'm meaning puppy? * It's shit this time. * Of all things, you've to rake a bee hive. * A maniac send me flowers. * I've hit your important part! It's important part indeed! ["IMPORTANT PART", OF COURSE, REFERS TO A MAN'S GENITALS...] * Cosh! * You'd court those who are willing to be courted. * Kei kicked her and gave her the albow. * I've treat them ice-cream after the beat up. All I've done was to poked her eyes and twisted her arms. * Not my cut of tea. * Just fling her into the bout. * I'll shoot you to death. * Her gun is now an evidence, how can I get her keep it? * What's the matter? Shit...... Stop being big mouth. Your madam is hooked away. She left after the phone. Stop being nosy. [THE WORLD'S MOST INCOHERENT CONVERSATION...] * The old man'd know his face is tough! If he ruins Ching's face, he'd pay for it. What? Is she yours? This is manner, OK? Am I uglier than that old bluffer? [NON SEQUITUR IS AS NON SEQUITUR DOES.] * Yes! There are so many cops! He will be drowned death if all of us spit on him. * Don't push me! Or I'll piss now. [THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.] * Iron bra?! Nipples too! Too awful! * She won't listen to me but just want to chop me. [THE AGE-OLD PROBLEM...] * This pyjama is mine. * Mom died for a long time, and I need working. * What good points do my dad attract you? * The flowers are quite beautiful, but it's not pretty. [IMPORTANT DISTINCTION THERE...] * You are nonsense! * Tofu flower, isn't it special? [IT'S SPECIAL IN MY BOOK.] * Shit. 5 Fingers are having relations with her new mom. What a mess now! [OW.] * Bastard, jealous me? Should I fool you or not? Don't mention it, some more. * What's the hell is it? * Madam, I have suggested to accompany you. See, how smart am I! Those 1st grade killer? They are peanuts to me. [HOW SMART ARE HE...] * Why don't come back at fix day and fix time? Don't you need beating crimes? * My boyfriend dated me for tea. Isn't it? * Ching said she would wait you at the dam. * You are overacted! * I know what I have eaten. What? 7 penises powder. * Take this flower. Are you idiot? It's plastic. How come! Cut the crap! * Have you seen anyone who is supectable? * You peeped your dad! * You are disclosed, it's bad luck of you. * How can you be so elegant when doing bad things! You are wrong! You should say me proud. Not exactly, it's #@$*! How can I term it? * They watched over you, scaring that you would be in danger. * You still help her! No, I am not. * He is not fair indeed! No! It's right in courting girls. * Don't do that, gun won't have eyes. * I'm not that easy to die. See? I could escape twice. * It's going more & more complicated. * Cramping! She is inside. I wonder, isn't she too upset? * Siu Hung is under our trap. * I have taken breakfast! * Why don't you loose me now? Stupid! I want you to taste it yourself! * Should I answer you? Sure, or I won't know the answer. * Have you vomited blood today? [GREAT CONVERSATION-STARTER.] * I was strong enough! Or, I would have died for 4 times! * What wrong did I say? FLUBTITLES FOR: MR. VAMPIRE 2 [CHINESE VERSION] * Professor, over there's a cave, from which these were found. * Don't hide anything. I'll divide them. Let's scatter to find. * Let go my little bird...I love it only next to my mammy. * Has it become a dud? * Shout and we'll some to your help. * Next time I won't help you. So you'll be in a mess. * Lower the sound volume. * You're naughty. You're a pest. * When the fingers touch, the secret won't be leaked. * Children are inhuman when excited. * Blast, I forgot the things. * Don't regret. * How long have they died? * Are you an archaologist or a sucker? * Bad, the sword's broken. * Bad, two corpses. * That one without dress is it. * He's flaring up. * Step on the gas. I'm stepping too hard. * Stab on the chest of any vampire. * Be care. FLUBTITLES FOR: MR. VAMPIRE 4 [CHINESE VERSION] * Now I feel flatulent, and you did it. * My innards have all been disturbed by him. FLUBTITLES FOR: ODD COUPLE * Steel knife is the king of the sword ones. But steel knife is the short one. * So it's called "Peadly Knife" * Son of the bitch, I came to bite you * Well, feel tired so soon...You don't e post was too long read more at your own risk |
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