FEMALE FRONTED BANDS!
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[Nov 24,2010 1:38am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
[Nov 24,2010 1:40am - boblovesmusic ""]
oh this is going to be a good one...
[Nov 24,2010 1:51am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
I play bass and love dio and emperor but I need to know some info about you first, very important
how big are yo boobies, and can I motorboat em?
[Nov 24,2010 1:53am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
nevermind
Yellowteeth are a deal breaker for joining a band
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[Nov 24,2010 1:58am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Cryptopsy (newer)!?!?
I actually laughed out loud.
[Nov 24,2010 2:19am - i_am_not_me ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Cryptopsy (newer)
Obvious troll makes troll obvious.
[Nov 24,2010 2:25am - i_am_not_me ""]
And I hereby claim this thread in the name of Van der Graaf Generator.
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 2:25am - MetallicaGurl ""]
???? I don't get it.
[Nov 24,2010 2:26am - i_am_not_me ""]
This thread. It now pertains exclusively to Van der Graaf Generator.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 2:32am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
benny hillify that shit.
[Nov 24,2010 2:33am - MetallicaGurl ""]
This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
[Nov 24,2010 2:35am - i_am_not_me ""]
Now, now. Van der Graaf Generator will ease your pain.
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 2:38am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
MetallicaGurl said:This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist
TITS OR GTFO
also, Metallica is raviolis.
[Nov 24,2010 2:38am - Randy_Marsh ""]
CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER CRYPTOPSY NEWER
[Nov 24,2010 2:39am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Um, it would make me feel better if I was taken seriously :/...but cool videos. Added to list of influences.
[Nov 24,2010 2:42am - MetallicaGurl ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:
MetallicaGurl said:This really hurts you know >:( Im just looking for members for a kickass metal band with new fresh ideas. I know you guys think it's a joke cuz i'm a chic but once we get this band together you'll see. You'll all see. :D Email if interested! K Thnks
Only the most brutal survive more than a week on RTTP all fall eventually. If you are real you will more than likely be wiser to learn RTTP etiquette on your feet or go to craigslist
TITS OR GTFO
also, Metallica is raviolis.
check pixxx LOL
[Nov 24,2010 2:45am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
now that tits have been sacrificed all you need to do is forget everything you know about metal
and accidentally the whole thing
[Nov 24,2010 2:45am - Randy_Marsh ""]
cryptopsy newer speaks to me, bro. i love cryptopsy newer. none so vile was crap CRYPTOPSY NEWER!
[Nov 24,2010 2:50am - MetallicaGurl ""]
FUCK YEAH!!!!1[Nov 24,2010 3:01am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
Only nightwish and opeth are real
Burzum is an newb
David Myatt
[Nov 24,2010 3:05am - MetallicaGurl ""]
Opeth IS real! <3
[Nov 24,2010 3:10am - i_am_not_me ""]
DO A CRYPTOPSY NEWER ABOUT IT, FAGGOT
Oh, and lest I forget...
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 3:15am - the_reverend ""]
cool thread bro
[Nov 24,2010 3:24am - amorok666 ""]
I love when this happens
[Nov 24,2010 5:46am - Pires ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:
David Myatt
[Nov 24,2010 6:02am - Slag ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 6:16am - Spaldino ""]
an image of OP's house
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[Nov 24,2010 7:52am - largefreakatzero ""]
NEVAR FORGET
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[Nov 24,2010 8:23am - blue ""]
As I lay dying + kittie + new cryptopsy + archgoat = recipe for greatness
[Nov 24,2010 8:23am - Yeti ""]
aw, how cute. putting Emperor with As I Lay Dying and Kittie is a blasphemy punishable by death in 37 countries.
[Nov 24,2010 8:27am - Lamp nli ""]
Self-destructing trolls are the raddest and kewl kewlest ever
[Nov 24,2010 8:36am - lord worm ""]
Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!
[Nov 24,2010 8:50am - largefreakatzero ""]
lord%20worm said:Cryptopsy newer was only fucking cool when I wore bolo ties you stupid cunt! Send me naked pictures of your dad now!
This made me lol.
[Nov 24,2010 9:25am - metal_church101 ""]
Good thread, bro.
[Nov 24,2010 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Step aside, guys. I'll handle this.
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Kill yourself, you fucking whore.
[Nov 24,2010 9:43am - SLAG NLI ""]
This reeks of a certain BM troll.
[Nov 24,2010 9:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
needs moar tits
[Nov 24,2010 10:05am - posbleak ""]
This is for you, honey:
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Even trolls need better teeth than that.
[Nov 24,2010 10:23am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
thats a shit-eating grin if i've ever seen one
[Nov 24,2010 10:44am - Yeti ""]
i want to see a band made entirely out of female fronts.
[Nov 24,2010 11:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 11:00am - bunghole destroyer ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
i will join your band if i can make ass smoothies in your shithole and piss in your face
[Nov 24,2010 11:22am - arilliusbm ""]
troll aint me
[Nov 24,2010 11:45am - i_am_not_me ""]
arilliusbm said:troll aint me
I thought at first Slag was waiting for us to be accused of being hobby rockers.
Oh, and...
bennyhillifier
[Nov 24,2010 1:31pm - xmikex ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Madam, please excuse my uncouth colleagues and their barbarous treatment of this thread. I have 10+ years of drumming experience, and I'd love to play in your band. I love Kittie, and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good. If you wouldn't mind sending me some samples of music you have written along with a portfolio of 8x10 nude photographs of you blowing Ratt's Stephen Percy.
Thanks.
[Nov 24,2010 1:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ahahah holy shit.
[Nov 24,2010 2:00pm - arktouros ""]
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[Nov 24,2010 3:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
xmikex said:and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good
hahahahaha
[Nov 24,2010 3:21pm - immortal13 ""]
Only None So Vile is real.
[Nov 24,2010 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
immortal13 said:Only Born So Vile's shoes are real.
[Nov 24,2010 3:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
immortal13 said:Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.
Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.
[Nov 24,2010 3:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Whenever I see Josh's RTTP name now I think of the time Monica from HBBSI was introducing herself to him and she prounced his name "bornso-ville". Like it was a town. Hi, I'm from Bornsoville.
[Nov 24,2010 3:27pm - xmikex ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Whenever I see Josh's RTTP name now I think of the time Monica from HBBSI was introducing herself to him and she prounced his name "bornso-ville". Like it was a town. Hi, I'm from Bornsoville.
Flo Mounier of the Upper Bornsoville Mouniers. Charmed.
[Nov 24,2010 3:28pm - immortal13 ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
immortal13 said:Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.
Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.
BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.
[Nov 24,2010 3:42pm - largefreakatzero ""]
xmikex said:
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Madam, please excuse my uncouth colleagues and their barbarous treatment of this thread. I have 10+ years of drumming experience, and I'd love to play in your band. I love Kittie, and personally I hated Cryptopsy when they were good. If you wouldn't mind sending me some samples of music you have written along with a portfolio of 8x10 nude photographs of you blowing Ratt's Stephen Percy.
Thanks.
Nicely done.
[Nov 24,2010 3:56pm - MetallicaGurl ""]
How can U say that newer Cryptopsy sucks? Sure I like None So Vile too like the rest of you but coming from a band standpoint, they really progressed in their later years. And I don't care what U say, KITTIE FUCKING ROCKS! We're not out to make the next moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal grind album. Our music is going to revolutionize metal. Leaders, not followers. :D
[Nov 24,2010 3:57pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Our music is going to revolutionize metal.
aka deathcore
[Nov 24,2010 3:58pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
MetallicaGurl said:moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal
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[Nov 24,2010 3:59pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Leaders, not followers.
also I'm the only true Leader here!
[Nov 24,2010 4:14pm - metal_church101 ""]
immortal13 said:Only None So Vile is real.
WHISPER SUPREMACY!!!!!
[Nov 24,2010 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
GRRL POWER!
[Nov 24,2010 4:16pm - blue ""]
immortal13 said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
immortal13 said:Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.
Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.
BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.
if 'from there' you mean 'after ...and then youll beg,' then yes.
[Nov 24,2010 4:18pm - immortal13 ""]
MetallicaGurl said:How can U say that newer Cryptopsy sucks? Sure I like None So Vile too like the rest of you but coming from a band standpoint, they really progressed in their later years. And I don't care what U say, KITTIE FUCKING ROCKS! We're not out to make the next moooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo death metal grind album. Our music is going to revolutionize metal. Leaders, not followers. :D
New Cryptopsy sounds like generic, over-produced deathcore. The vocalist is terrible. Clearly they are trying to break into the teenage market which means watering down their music terribly and sounding like Beneath the Massacre. Kittie is terrible. There really is nothing else that needs to be said about that. And Revolutionizing metal at this point is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum...there's no way you can win, because just about everything has been done at this point and originality is hard to come by.
All of this added together means that this cannot be a serious thread, at all. Trolling troll is raviolis.
[Nov 24,2010 4:21pm - immortal13 ""]
blue said:
immortal13 said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
immortal13 said:Only Blasphemy Made Flesh is real.
Fixed. Although I do love None So Vile.
BMF does rule though. It was all downhill from there.
if 'from there' you mean 'after ...and then youll beg,' then yes.
I like and then you'll beg and whisper supremacy, but they do not add up to BMF or NSV in my opinion. Which is what I mean but downhill. Still good, but not nearly as good.
[Nov 24,2010 4:32pm - MetallicaGurl ""]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.
Thanks :D
[Nov 24,2010 4:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only way i will believe this is a real person is if someone can find me their facebook profile.
[Nov 24,2010 4:41pm - deathchick ""]
female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posers
[Nov 24,2010 4:53pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
someone slap this broad with a dildo in the face. the dildo should have the words "cryptopsy newer" and "brush your goddamn teeth" running down the sides of the shaft.
[Nov 24,2010 5:04pm - amorok666 ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:only way i will believe this is a real person is if someone can find me their facebook profile.
Me too
[Nov 24,2010 5:07pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Only Arch Enemy is femalefronted
[Nov 24,2010 5:48pm - xmikex ""]
So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??
I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:
bennyhillifier
I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.
[Nov 24,2010 5:56pm - Lamp ""]
So if the RttP population is all male and the typical response is "(do this) or you are a pussy" to getting someone to do something, should I say to this girl "Fuck off with your horrible band idea or you are a dick?"
[Nov 24,2010 5:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Lamp said:So if the RttP population is all male and the typical response is "(do this) or you are a pussy" to getting someone to do something, should I say to this girl "Fuck off with your horrible band idea or you are a dick?"
yes.
[Nov 24,2010 5:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
dick is bro is also acceptable.
[Nov 24,2010 5:58pm - largefreakatzero ""]
MetallicaGurl said:I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.
Thanks :D
This post confirms fakeness of troll.
[Nov 24,2010 8:14pm - Dankill ""]
deathchick said:female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posersAND RAVIOLIS!!!!!!!
[Nov 24,2010 11:01pm - bradmann ""]
largefreakatzero said:
MetallicaGurl said:I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS!!!!!!1 ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND MUSICIANS TO START A BAND WITH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU TEAR IT TO SHREDS WITHOUT EVEN BEGINNING TO HEAR IT! YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH SHIT PUTTING DOWN KITTIE AND CRYPTOPSY WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BANDS? THEY HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN OUR SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR SO SPECIAL AND "KNOWLEDGEABLE" WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO START YOUR OWN FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!! NOT SO EASY HUH???????? AND I'M NOT A WHORE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!! JUST COS I LIKE TO SHOW MY TITS DON'T MAKE ME A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THIS, WE'LL SHOW YOU ALL.
Thanks :D
This post confirms fakeness of troll.
i can't tell if it's that or if she's getting trolled herself.
[Nov 24,2010 11:11pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
I'm in the minority here when it comes to Cryptopsy. I can't stand anything they've done.
[Nov 25,2010 5:12am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
FEMALE FRONTED AWESOME MULTI-STYLED BAND!!!!!!!!
new meme is meme
[Nov 25,2010 7:24am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
MetallicaGurl said:I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!
Now I know it's fake.
deathchick said:female fronted awesome multi-styled bands are for posers
hahahaha
[Nov 25,2010 8:10am - Samantha ""]
Yeti said:aw, how cute. putting Emperor with As I Lay Dying and Kittie is a blasphemy punishable by death in 37 countries.
Agreed.
This troll is boring.
[Nov 25,2010 9:29am - mike29 ""]
Archgoat and All That Remains???!!!!! This isn't a joke? Really? Only Monarch is real. And Hekseri.
[Nov 25,2010 12:21pm - Malacandra ""]
MetallicaGurl said:Hi. I'm a girl, 22, currently looking to start a female-fronted metal
band. I have already found a guitarist. We want to play the most
extreme metal music with all different influences (As I Lay Dying,
Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, All That Remains, Kittie (don't knock
KITTIE!), Arch Goat, Dio, Cryptopsy (newer), Pantera, Van der Graaf Generator etc. etc.) We have a lot of influences and are not afraid to mix them up. That's what good metal is all about, mixing styles and creating your own. We have a space in Lowell, and can accomodate for rent. We are looking for the following:
*preferably 18 years or older with MUSICAL SKILL
*must have transportation
*must have own equipment
*must be into METAL
*no druggs plz k thnks
*MOTIVATION
email me at MetallicaWhore@hotmail.com or PM me for more info or interest.
Thanks! ;)
Well, if you don't get your own band together, this band could use a girl like you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBgvQ360lnY&feature=related
bennyhillifier
[Nov 25,2010 1:08pm - immortal13 ""]
MetallicaGurl said: I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!
This just made an unattractive person even less attractive.
[Nov 25,2010 6:49pm - reimroc ""]
please tell me dya or aril or someone got bored and created this troll
[Nov 25,2010 8:58pm - MetallicaGurl ""]
yeah that's right.....AN AWESOME FEMALE-FRONTED METAL BAND....obviously this was the WRONG board to ask about this cos you guys have CLOSED MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even you "chicks" make me sick.....treating this like a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M DONE WITH THIS...GOING NOWHERE AND YOUR NOT HELPING!!!!!! WHEN U SEE MY FEMALE FRONTED BAND TOTALLY KICKING ASS YOULL ALL SEE!!!!!!!!! WHTEVS YOU DON'T MATTER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!!
[Nov 25,2010 10:13pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
smoke myatt
[Nov 26,2010 12:06am - Jerry LOLer ""]
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Haven't been this hopeless for a boner since I walked in on Gold Dust's kidney dialysis. UGHHH.
[Nov 26,2010 3:40pm - immortal13 ""]
ITT: Boring troll or a seriously retarded person who does not know when to give up.
You decide.
[Nov 26,2010 3:49pm - Hated 4 Lyfe ""]
As I've said before.... you guys on here a bunch of toothless cocksuckers. You get all defensive evertime a girl comes on here with ambitions. My dear, I am not like that. I have a much larger set than these bozos.
We in HATED are actually looking for a new singer! You probably know that we are WORCESTER's FINEST METAL... so you would have to perform at your top level. Contact us @ http://hatedmusic.com/main.htm
HATED 4 LYFE - WORCESTER's FINEST METAL
[Nov 26,2010 3:58pm - nekronaut ""]
Mandatory ''HATED'' tattoo across your tits or you're a penis.
[Nov 26,2010 4:06pm - posbleak ""]
Hated%204%20Lyfe said:a bunch of toothless cocksuckers
But that's the best kind!
[Nov 26,2010 4:10pm - nekronaut ""]
ITT: posbleak knows what's up
[Nov 26,2010 4:50pm - Hated 4 Lyfe ""]
Hated%204%20Lyfe said:DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
[Nov 26,2010 4:58pm - amorok666 ""]
I will straight up rape you
[Nov 26,2010 5:07pm - nekronaut ""]
U A BITCH! GO TO YOUR ROOM WITH NO DESSERT!
[Nov 27,2010 12:13am - Spaldino ""]
mike29 said: Only Monarch is real.
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[Nov 27,2010 1:18am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Huggs not Druggs.
I knock Kittie like wood.
[Nov 27,2010 8:37am - madukes ""]
holy crap "metallicawhore" first off, you call yourself a whore, even in an email name, expect people to do the same. second, there is nothing wrong with having your own ambitions and liking music that other people don't. but if your gonna start a band and "kick ass and show us all" er something, then fucking do it already and stop bitching on this thread your wasting your time, but also doing a service by providing entertainment to the masses. so thank you. but stop being such a chic and whining cause people don't take you seriously. it only makes it worse. so if your gonna fucking do it, then do it. just stop fucking whining. and Kittie.... seriously? lolz
tits or gtfo
[Nov 27,2010 9:23am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
this bitch can have any guitarist or bass player or drummer if she just posts a picture her of her tits, including face as any nigga can just post tits
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[Nov 27,2010 9:23am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
I just noticed this bitches eyes are spaced far apart like oprah, she must be part retard.
the one above not the poster.
[Nov 27,2010 9:31am - arilliusbm ""]
I appreciate this troll's attempt at revitalizing this message board, but I'm afraid that can't happen. Board went down the toilets in a flash.
[Nov 27,2010 9:36am - largefreakatzero ""]
arilliusbm said:I appreciate this troll's attempt at revitalizing this message board, but I'm afraid that can't happen. Board went down the toilets in a flash.
You're just mad because you secretly like Crytopsy Newer.
[Nov 27,2010 9:44am - arilliusbm ""]
No, I'm just mad because Life At Zero doesn't play shows anymore.
[Nov 27,2010 10:23am - largefreakatzero ""]
We're hard at work at our new Loverboy cover project, aptly named Coverboy.
[Nov 27,2010 12:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
"Those are Loverboy lyrics, Er. And Loverboy has always sucked."
[Nov 27,2010 12:56pm - pam ""]
There are no women in metal.
[Nov 27,2010 1:47pm - blessed offal ""]
only amy miret and lori from nuclear death are real.
[Nov 27,2010 1:47pm - immortal13 ""]
Hated%204%20Lyfe said:
HATED 4 LYFE - WORCESTER's FINEST METAL
lolwut?
[Nov 27,2010 1:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
pam said:There are no women in metal.
their job is to ruin it for the men.
[Nov 27,2010 2:00pm - immortal13 ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
pam said:There are no women in metal.
their job is to make the men sandwiches and give them blowjobs.
[Nov 28,2010 4:33pm - anonymous ""]
xmikex said:So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??
I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:
bennyhillifier
I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.
Uh this isn't you. Stop lying...
[Nov 29,2010 7:21am - Yeti ""]
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[Nov 29,2010 11:36am - TheRidersofDoom ""]
Hypocrisy newer
[Nov 29,2010 12:57pm - Doomkid ""]
I like how the MetallicaGurl (seriously? are you 16 in 1999?) thinks she's being shit on just for being a girl.
You are not a special fucking flower, RTTP rains feces upon everyone. Especially new people who don't know any better..
[Nov 29,2010 12:57pm - Doomkid ""]
PS: How the fuck has this thread gotten so far without a single mention of Bova and Saint to Sinner?
[Nov 29,2010 2:52pm - xmikex ""]
anonymous said:
xmikex said:So you DON'T want me to drum for your band??
I'm really good. Just watch my demo video:
bennyhillifier
I'm good with meandering banter too if you need a guy for that.
Uh this isn't you. Stop lying...
lol u got me! ^_^
retard.
[Nov 29,2010 2:54pm - metal_church101 ""]
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