HOW TO GET YOUR STUPID COLLEGE BRAT NEIGHBORS TO TURN OFF THEIR MINDLESS HOUSE MUSIC IN FIVE EASY STEPS[views:1102][posts:8]_________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:22pm - sir coughsalot ""] HOW TO GET YOUR STUPID COLLEGE BRAT NEIGHBORS TO TURN OFF THEIR MINDLESS HOUSE MUSIC IN FIVE EASY STEPS: Step 1: Rifle through all your old toys and useless crap that you had to buy until you come across that bottle of concentrated stink bomb juice you bought in Salem ten years ago. Step 2: Find that eye dropper you bought for psychedelic purposes. Step 3: VERY CAREFULLY empty almost the entire contents of the stink bomb juice into your eyedropper. Step 4: VERY QUIETLY walk upstairs and empty the entire contents of the very full eyedropper underneath your stupid fucking neighbors front and back door. The guy you bought the stinkbomb juice from told you one or two drops would be sufficient for an entire restaurant to clear out but just to be sure we're giving the neighbors who would've heard you outside their apartment if they weren't blasting retarded bassy thump-thump music at least 3/4's of the bottle. Step 5: Enjoy the immediate peace and serenity. :tmnt1: |
| _________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:29pm - W3 nli ""] goodstuff |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:43pm - sir coughsalot ""] why thank you |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:43pm - sir coughsalot ""] and i did it all in my robe and slippers |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] You goan git it. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 4:54pm - sir coughsalot ""] some guy from the national grid just knocked on my door asking me if i noticed anything because the guy upstairs thought he smelled gas in his apartment |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 5:05pm - AndrewBastard ""] hahah |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 27,2010 6:02pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] sir%20coughsalot said:some guy from the national grid just knocked on my door asking me if i noticed anything because the guy upstairs thought he smelled gas in his apartment win |
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