Insulting Cats appresh[views:2363][posts:28]______________________________ [Dec 27,2010 1:50am - BSV ""] I'm a big fan of just insulting the shit out of my room mates cat. I feel awesome just walking by and pointing at it, going "FUCK YOU KITTY" and then I'll follow it up with maybe a lil "YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT" or maybe a "YOU SUCK" for good measure. Fucking cats. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 1:51am - LPCustom ""] I do the same to your mother. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2010 1:55am - BSV ""] French woman like that shit, old news guy. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:15am - arilliusbm ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:18am - BSV ""] FUCK OFF KITTY feels sooooooo good. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:20am - arilliusbm ""] [img] is this what it feels like to insult cats? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:22am - BSV ""] YES! THAT'S ME. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:55am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I make our roommates cat do back flips and re-enact scenes from cliffhanger, I will place him on the high windowsill above the door and let him hang there by his front paws until he realizes he is a cat and can fall 6 feet without harm. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 2:59am - Randy_Marsh ""] [img] roar |
| _________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 9:34am - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 9:38am - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 27,2010 9:40am - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 12:28am - Samantha ""] I love my kitty, but I still say stuff like that to her. The other day, she escaped and ran into the garage, hid under a bunch of stuff, and wouldn't come out. I think my roommate was weirded out when he heard me say, "Molly, you fucking whore! God damn it!" |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 12:37am - nekronaut ""] I do this to my cat on a regular basis. In fact, about ten minutes ago I accidentally stepped on his tail and proceeded to tell him what a bitch he is for getting it in the way. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 1:14am - late_rising ""] you wouldn't speak that way to Blimey. thread is racist. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 1:20am - hungtableed ""] BSV said:I'm a big fan of just insulting the shit out of my room mates cat. I feel awesome just walking by and pointing at it, going "FUCK YOU KITTY" and then I'll follow it up with maybe a lil "YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT" or maybe a "YOU SUCK" for good measure. Fucking cats. hahahaha, even though I love my cat, I honestly think sometimes that this is the only reason why I have a cat. I inslut the prick just to feel better about myself. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 1:21am - hungtableed ""] He definitely get's a "what's up faggot" almost everyday. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 9:01am - nekronaut ""] hungtableed said:He definitely get's a "what's up faggot" almost everyday. My cat gets this everyday from me and amorok666. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 9:03am - nekronaut ""] late_rising said:you wouldn't speak that way to Blimey. thread is racist. Never. Also, my cat is a black cat, so racist applies. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 9:07am - Alexecutioner ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 9:38am - nekronaut ""] Consequences will never be the same for those cats. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 9:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""] cats are jerks and deserve to be yelled at regularly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 10:14am - largefreakatzero ""] Cats are assholes. Our oriental shorthair likes any and all attention whether negative or not. I slide him across the room on his side and he just keeps coming back, purring like a creep. Dog does not want: [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 10:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] this, a thousand times this. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 1:29pm - felix 666 ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 28,2010 1:32pm - Yeti ""] nekronaut said:I do this to my cat on a regular basis. In fact, about ten minutes ago I accidentally stepped on his tail and proceeded to tell him what a bitch he is for getting it in the way. hahahaha yesterday i was trying to dodge my cat and he was trying to dodge me, so i almost stepped on his head, it was almost no pressure at all but he still ran and hid like a bitch, so i talked so much shit to him for the rest of the day. i do this all day, every day, to both of my cats. they respond well, they know when i'm angry and when i'm just swearing at them because i can. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 2:03pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] If you insult me, you insult a cat. Meow. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 28,2010 2:28pm - Doomkid ""] I thought this thread was about insulating cats not insulting them. I use my cat as an electric blanket during the winter. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 28,2010 2:38pm - BSV ""] SUPPORT GROUP. |