Always count your ATM money[views:9028][posts:40]______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:12am - the_reverend ""] a machine shorted me $20. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:12am - aaron_michael ""] destroy |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:26am - Slag NLI ""] You sure it wasn't the toothless pro you just got a gummer from? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:29am - dreadkill ""] an atm sucked my money back in before i could grab it. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:30am - Yeti ""] that's what you get for using a bank. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:32am - the_reverend ""] I should probably put my money under my mattress. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:32am - Yeti ""] or stop going ATM. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:34am - the_reverend ""] that sounds like you are making a sex reference. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:46am - Archaeon ""] Have fun telling the back that It gave you less money. A long a grueling process. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:48am - Yeti ""] seriously, the ATM at work didn't give my girlfriend 80 bucks, she fought for like a year and never got it back. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 10:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you have to file a dispute... but ya you're probably fucked. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 11:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm sure if you file a dispute they'll be able to count the money and realize that they have $20. Unless it gave someone else $20 more than it should have. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 11:17am - FuckIsMySignature ""] usually this happens when the machine just runs out of cash. most times a transaction log can prove the error. some banks are more douchey about it than others though. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 11:18am - the_reverend ""] I called them to file the claim, but I figure that they gave someone $20 extra. Citizens bank is usually good another all this stuff. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 11:48am - Slag NLI ""] I almost all this stuff another time |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 11:48am - RichHorror ""] FEED ME A STRAY CAT |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 12:21pm - sxealex ""] citizens bank closed my account after someones $1300 check bounced it "cleared" after 5 days and i started spending it then it bounced onthe 7th day o.O i got charged $430 in overdraft fees all for like 2-20$ purchases aside from a 500 insurance payment |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i hope you made it a point to beat the shit out of however gave you that check. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 12:30pm - boxxy ""] all banks are evil... if you don't believe that, than you're naive. They make their living by charging you fees. Unfortunately there's not really any good option. Small credit unions are generally more trustworthy than the big banks, but big banks have their advantages too. It's a necessary evil, not to be taken lightly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 12:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] boxxy said:all banks are evil... if you don't believe that, than you're naive. They make their living by charging you fees. Unfortunately there's not really any good option. Small credit unions are generally more trustworthy than the big banks, but big banks have their advantages too. It's a necessary evil, not to be taken lightly. Credit Unions are the better option because they are not-for-profit institutions and are generally more concerned about the member's financial well being - rather than feeing them to death for income. The sacrifice most people are not willing to make when leaving a bigger bank however is convenience (ATM and Physical Locations.) If you make the credit union your primary financial instituion however you can usually get around alot of fees involved for going to ATMs within the network that are spread out accross the country. Also credit unions are more likely to have better rates and reimbursement of fees based on circumstances and a members account history. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:17pm - Yeti ""] but how many credit unions have the word "Amurika" in their name?? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 5:15pm - Randy_Marsh ""] i found money in father and son markets atm last year. im a lucky duck. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 5:38pm - AndrewBastard ""] an ATM at a CVS once timed out in the middle of the transaction once but still claimed it dispensed the money on my bank statement. took like 2 weeks to square that one away... I honestly dont have a bank account anymore. I cash my checks for $1 at Shaws/Star Market and deposit $$ into my GFs bank account if I need to use a debit card (online purchases etc)...we pay bills with her card and live off of my cash. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 5:38pm - AndrewBastard ""] once once once... |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 9:19pm - amorok666 ""] I haven't had a bank account in about 5 years. Cash only Nigga. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 12:15am - FuckIsMySignature ""] amorok666 said: Cash only Nigga. if you horde enough of it you'll have plenty of toilet paper for when the economy takes a giant shit on us. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 1:28am - the_reverend ""] buy gold. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 4:13am - sexygirl420 ""] Get a vagina. Free gold. Win. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 8:57am - the_reverend ""] va-goos for fun and profit? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 5,2011 9:49am - Mutis ""] Art makes the best currency. Value increases faster than inflation and it looks nice, too. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 12:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""] LOL at this Subject: Senior moment - A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. "Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, but when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1. To make an appointment to see me. 2. To query a missing payment. 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. 7. To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.) 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through to 8. 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year. Your Humble Client" (Remember: This was written by a 98 year old woman; DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!) http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Subject-Sen...or-moment-98-year-156464.S.39398197 |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 7:58am - Slag NLI ""] I want to high five that fucking lass. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 8:55am - largefreakatzero ""] That old bag is awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:19am - the_reverend ""] thank you for posting a 10 year old internet forward that my dad sent me. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:21am - the_reverend ""] ok, snopes says it is 12 years old http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/takethat.asp |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:23am - Slag NLI ""] ITT: Rev can't pay for sex, gets grouchy. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:23am - Slag NLI ""] PS, I don't mind low fiving a corpse. I've done it before, would do it again. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:26am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the_reverend said:thank you for posting a 10 year old internet forward that my dad sent me. you're welcome |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2011 9:30am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] FuckIsMySignature said:LOL at this Subject: Senior moment - A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. "Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, but when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1. To make an appointment to see me. 2. To query a missing payment. 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. 7. To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.) 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through to 8. 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year. Your Humble Client" (Remember: This was written by a 98 year old woman; DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!) http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Subject-Senior-moment-98-year-156464.S.39398197 TIT PICS OF LADY OR GTFO |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 21,2011 10:07am - the_reverend ""] I got my $20 back! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 21,2011 10:08am - the_reverend ""] I also make $0.28 interest on my account. cha-ching! |