Fat girls... wat do?[views:41277][posts:126]_________________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:36pm - Niccolai nl the fuck i ""] I've been trying really hard to bang this chick since 5th grade And even though I'm 24 I would still fuck the 15 year old her now but anyways... I'm supposed to go hang out with her in providence and recently discovered her sister got fat and im worried that she could be a fatty too and now I dont know what the fuck to do. do i drive to providence and potentially get the best handjob of my life? or is my risk all for nothing and I show up and she's a sea cow I saw a pic of her from last november and she was unfuckably big since I only bang hot anorexic sized porn stars but then i saw one of her from xmas and she was looking pretty okay im like maybe if I put a good smashing on her for the next 2 months she'll be fine as hell come swim suit season but that's possibly (and quite litterally) a hefty investment Im supposed to go there either thursday or friday this week. I've wanted to fuck this girl my whole life and now i definately have the chance, but I fear it may be too late for good to prevail Is there anything going on in providence thursday or friday if I go to her house and dip the fuck out of there? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:44pm - niccolai ""] and also, AIDs. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] This thread is useless without pics |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 8,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Also, bang the shit out of her. Fat girls are the greatest. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:02am - Randy_Marsh ""] just 'cum' it. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:04am - the_reverend ""] bobnomaamrooney said:Also, bang the shit out of her. Fat girls are the greasiest. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:15am - niccolai ""] im not much of a fatty fan |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:41am - DestroyYouAlot ""] sharpie in pooper |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""] fat girls get fatter. fuck once for the novelty and then bounce. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 12:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fat girls bounce. fix'd |
| _____________________________ [Feb 9,2011 1:09am - Lamp ""] Guys who don't touch fat girls are pansies. The only reason to bail is if she emits an odor so foul it would make a New York City garbage strike in August seem tame by comparison. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:24am - arilliusbm ""] Pretend your penis is one of your Crate Shockwave Heads and turn it up to 11 and you will find the answer you're looking for. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:26am - niccolai ""] gotta love the shockwaves. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:27am - arilliusbm ""] My advice doesn't make any sense. But it won't hurt to go and check it out. Practice with a jar of mayonnaise like the reverend does. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:29am - niccolai ""] Mayonnaise is too damaging to the environment for the reverend to endorse. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:32am - arilliusbm ""] Not in providence, but you can dip out of there for a 45 minute ride on 146N to check out composted, Skaffism, and WhoreKorps |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 2:39am - niccolai ""] Will there be fat girls there? |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:44am - fatPuss ""] Fat girls are the best. Fat girls ARE the best. Fat girls are THE BEST. Theres a show at As220 (idestroyer and tinsel tits) on friday, fuck her then go there and score another fatso or hipster bitch and get drunk. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:44am - ShadowSD ""] Niccolai%20nl%20the%20fuck%20i said: since I only bang hot anorexic sized porn stars Hey, look at it this way, this may be your first chance to touch actual big boobs instead of the fakees. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:49am - ShadowSD ""] Girls change in appearance, sometimes drastically over time. I remember this one girl years ago who was hot but then she cut her hair kind of short and that killed it. Consequently, I'd consider a short-haired picture an actual red flag, because a woman's breasts certainly don't grow when she cuts her hair; if she's got the same look in the face, hair, and eyes plus bigger boobs, and you've been wanting this girl for over a decade, you'll probably regret it if you pass up the chance over just few pounds. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 8:53am - hugo dong ""] Fat girls are good in bed. They compensate for their insecurity by fucking everyone and are therefore usually experienced annnnd kinky. If shes so large you\'re embarrased just dont share those details with your friends, but don\'t pass up an opportunity for an almost guaranteed night of frealy chubby sex. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:00am - GUYnli ""] just do it... faggot |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:04am - the_reverend ""] nice thunt. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:05am - the_reverend ""] thigh pie. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:18am - posbleak ""] FuckIsMySignature said:fat girls get fatter. :point::point::point: Answer depends on where the fat went. If her stomach sticks out farther than her boobs, then bail. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:21am - SkinSandwich ""] Put in fat bum, cum in fat bum. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:29am - boxxy ""] you sir, are a shallow douche-nugget! (i wouldn't dyke it out with a fat chick either) |
| _____________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:30am - BSV ""] get on that! they can take a brutal banging, obscene spanking and will pretty much do anything you make them do. plus they love to make breakfast and usually have tons of awesome food and beer. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 9:38am - niccolai ""] Josh I miss your antics. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:06am - the_reverend ""] I go to the gym and work out so I'm not a fat ass. Fat should be in the boobs. Fat increases 1) chance for health complications 2) general pains Being in shape fixes all this. bottom line, don't be fat. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:24am - josh_hates_you ""] i have banged fat chicks and i have banged really hot chicks. fatties are ok just to get off. it's nothing i look forward to. also i dont get much pleasure touching a girl in not attracted to. just toss it in them go thru the motions bust a nut and move on. a hot girl im attracted to is much more fun just cause i actually like eating them out and touching them. i think performance is spread out equally between the 2. there are skinnies and fatties that are blowjob machines. there are some fatties and skinnies who give terrible head and just can't fuck the biggest difference is when you get a boring skinny girl you can still toss her around and choke slam her and shit so it will be fun regardless. and when i say fatties i mean fat girls not these slighty chubby chicks with a confidence problem. also im always hammered when it's time to rock a fattie. can't stomach that shit sober. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:26am - josh_hates_you ""] also i live in providence. girls here pretty much suck in general from what i gather. odds are if she was cool back in the day she is a faggot hipster now. skinny or hot she will most likely be retarded. pound her anally then go back to mass. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:45am - the_reverend ""] JHY science. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] josh_hates_you said: pound her anally then go back to mass. /thread |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said: josh_hates_you said: pound her anally then go back to mass. /thread [/tshirt] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 10:37pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] i like curvy girls, but too much belly and i aint having it also, if she is chubby and has tiny tits wtf gtfo bitch |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:30pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Only fat chicks are real. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:37pm - arilliusbm ""] Only judging women by personalities and not looks is real. Chivalry is still alive gentlemen. Just ask Grant. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2011 11:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Pink guitars and fat girls are the most amazing things ever. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:11am - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:51am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] BSV said:get on that! they can take a brutal banging, obscene spanking and will pretty much do anything you make them do. plus they love to make breakfast and usually have tons of awesome food and beer. yeah, that lasts about 6-8 months, then they're just a fatty with a mustache |
| ______________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:10am - BSV ""] GOTTA LIVE THE DREAM, GOOD SIR BRAD! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 6:43am - the_reverend ""] Oh my |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 7:46am - MetalThursday ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 7:54am - realgravesideservice ""] bobnomaamrooney said:[img] Hey, a hot chick. Finally, the pikeys on RTTP does something right bro. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:33am - xmikex ""] Nicc, take the gamble. Goto Providence. If she looks like john goodman walk the fuck out and goto Regal Reptiles. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:35am - arkquimanthorn ""] xmikex said:Nicc, take the gamble. Goto Providence. for real, if you've been wanting to stick her for years, you have to at least check her out. :moe: |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2011 10:37am - Yeti ""] SkinSandwich said:Put in fat bum, cum in fat bum. /THREAD this made me laugh so hard. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 12:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wasnt there a "Louie" episode about this exact same thing? he def ended up bangin her out too if i remember right. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:wasnt there a "Louie" episode about this exact same thing? he def ended up bangin her out too if i remember right. haha, best |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:02pm - Burnsy ""] That he did. "Whip it out." |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:09pm - xmikex ""] Take her to go see the remake of the Godfather. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 1:10pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 2:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] if you dont fuck her soon..this guy will [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 10,2011 8:18pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] BSV said:GOTTA LIVE THE DREAM, GOOD SIR BRAD! lived and learned my man!! |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 11,2011 12:02am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] I'd totally molest that sweetie after plowing my girlfriend. Posting this on the internet was a bad idea. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2011 1:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] hahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2011 10:32pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2011 10:44pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] thread provides excuse to post this [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2011 10:47pm - douchebag_patrol ""] http://www.break.com/index/fat_girls_gone_wild.html |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2011 8:25am - ShadowSD ""] Like there needs to be an excuse. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2011 8:39am - ShadowSD ""] TheRidersofDoom said:if she is chubby and has tiny tits wtf gtfo Quoted for truth. A very thick girl who at the same time has small breasts is just weird looking and unappealing. It's the same feeling as if someone were to get a classic 60's sports car and there ended up being a four-cylinder Volvo engine under the hood. Very offensive. Although, to follow the girl/car metaphor, I also think a Volvo car with an obviously phony but souped-up sounding engine would be even more offensive. Your mileage may vary. |
| _____________________________ [May 31,2011 8:53am - pam ""] Good thread, would LOL again. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2011 9:21am - lost ark ""] DestroyYouAlot said: FuckIsMySignature said: josh_hates_you said: pound her anally then go back to mass. /thread [/tshirt] [/LOL] |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2011 10:12am - goatcatalyst ""] bobnomaamrooney said:thread provides excuse to post this [img] Tyranny! |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2011 11:46am - bobnomaamrooney ""] ShadowSD said:Like there needs to be an excuse. shit was so cash |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2011 12:11pm - ouchdrummer ""] you could try not being a shallow prick, for starters. |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2011 3:12pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] ouchdrummer said:you could try not being a shallow prick, for starters. or be equally shallow but for fat chicks. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 1,2011 1:43am - ouchdrummer ""] touche |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 1,2011 1:58am - MassSuicide ""] no fat chicks |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 1,2011 6:33am - bobnomaamrooney ""] MassSuicide said:no fat chicks More fat chicks for me |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 3:51pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Good day, this thread. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 3:54pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 3:55pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:01pm - Blessed_Offal ""] that last one is fat but doesn't have tits. DO NOT WANT |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:14pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:15pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:17pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:19pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 4:20pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 6:32pm - dyingmuse ""] Best thread of all time. Wow, this is amazing!!!! I lol'ed for like 20 minutes. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 7:22pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Good lord do I love me some fatties |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 8:35pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I had the same GTFO face the whole time I scrolled down. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 8:58pm - Lamp nli ""] That girl posted at 4:15... the back of her thigh is as wide and long and looks like a partially inflated air mattress. I can almost see the large litter of kittens taking cozy refuge on her vast waves of cellulite glory. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 9:03pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] This fucking thread is dedicated to one who has outlasted you all, one who is elite, this thread goes out to Kanwulf of fucking Nargaroth. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 9:07pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 10:30pm - Headbanging_Man ""] bobnomaamrooney said:[img] I see some runes... ATTN: ANTIFA |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 11:01pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Headbanging_Man said: bobnomaamrooney said:[img] I'd help her usher in the thousand pound Reich I see some runes... ATTN: ANTIFA |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 11:38pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Hell, she probably doesn't take up much more than 280 l(e)b(ensraum)s... Either way, I would waste no time in occupying her bountiful Rhineland! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2011 11:58pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I'd definitely putsch it in that Valkyrie and give her a night with my long knife. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 12:01am - bobnomaamrooney ""] Also wouldn't mind feeling up her kristallknockers |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 10:54am - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 11:11am - Alx_Casket ""] oh the irony of those pictures being hosted on tinypic.com |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:11pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:15pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:15pm - Yeti ""] he's so excited he can't link properly. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:15pm - Yeti ""] CAUGHT |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:15pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] lulz |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:16pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 5:36pm - the_reverend ""] in the butt |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 6:11pm - arilliusbm ""] Bobnomaamrooney, what is it like to have sex with a huge woman like that? Do you have to lift up flab to find the vagina? I mean, I've always wondered that. I'm not attracted to women like that in any way. To each their own, but they do absolutely nothing for me. I'm glad there's people like you that are attracted to them, though. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 9:02pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] arilliusbm said:Bobnomaamrooney, what is it like to have sex with a huge woman like that? Do you have to lift up flab to find the vagina? I mean, I've always wondered that. I'm not attracted to women like that in any way. To each their own, but they do absolutely nothing for me. I'm glad there's people like you that are attracted to them, though. I can answer this Yes, flab must be lifted to get penetration into the vaj. It's huge too. I dated an Italian, so it was mad hairy. I often wonder what the fuck i was thinking, i didn't even do a lot of drugs when I started dating her. She had a cool personality, for a little while, then she was just that fatty with a shitty attitude. Blowjobs were good and plentiful, not mindblowing like rumors would lead you to believe, but then again, I only have experience with the one sumo chick. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 9:15pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Lifting is involved depending on how big the girl is and how big her ass or belly is. Honestly that's a bonus. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 9:27pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2011 9:30pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jul 22,2011 7:43am - Yeti ""] bobnomaamrooney said:Lifting is involved depending on how big the girl is and how big her ass or belly is. Honestly that's a bonus. clearly....:pukeface: |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 1:09pm - KILLER KADERP ""] Grand Buffet in Nashua. Chock full of centaurs. [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 2:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] tHIS IS NOW A BBW CENTAUR THREAD |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 22,2011 2:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jul 22,2011 3:18pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2011 3:25pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] More chicks with asses so big they look like centaurs, less shitty deviantart dumps. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 24,2011 4:56pm - HABITUAL BAR PATRON ""] THE ONLY THREAD OF VALUE IN RTTPS ENTIRE EXISTENCE. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2011 5:08pm - Archaeon ""] RTTP still loves fat girls. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2011 5:33pm - RustyPS ""] KILLER%20KADERP said:[img] YES!! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 29,2011 7:41pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2011 12:22am - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said: Blowjobs were good and plentiful, not mindblowing like rumors would lead you to believe, but then again, I only have experience with the one sumo chick. Let me guess... She swallowed? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2011 3:25pm - nick (a teen) ""] So did the OP ever raw dawg this fatty or what??? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2011 5:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] interior decorating: you're doing it right. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 11:31pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] On my dong's playlist tonight. [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 26,2011 11:14am - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 26,2011 11:15am - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2013 10:21am - Nikolai Volkov ""] nick%20(a%20teen) said:So did the OP ever raw dawg this fatty or what??? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2013 7:19pm - Mongrel ""] We love fat chicks here! We try to keep ourselves surrounded with them at all times to scare away the handful of people who actually come to our shows to see us rather than the headliner we paid to play with.... |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2013 10:28am - 1-900-WET-FART ""] Pick a fold and fuck it! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 25,2013 11:40pm - death-metal ""] What delightful parcels of porcine pleasure! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 26,2013 3:32pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] Some fat girls are nice. Some are miserable cunts. Same for skinny girls. A fat chick with a miserable cunt look on her face will suck your dick in no time. 6 months later when you have a girlfriend the fat bitch will be a clingy psycho and try to fight your girlfriend. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 26,2013 3:38pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] [img] |