LOL CRAIGSLIST[views:24653][posts:108]______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:25am - trollacaust ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2213214633.html band manager needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-13, 9:52PM EST Reply to: ian13301@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] hey guys my names Ian and im a vocalist for my band Demons Silence. we are in dire need of a band manager to straighten us out into doing our job as making music and showing up for practices. Its my dream to be big with this and apparently it is to them but im the only one acually trying my hardest with this while no one else does anything....if theres anyone at all that is a hard worker and would like to work with us please send me a text (774 437 1164) or an email above. I would greatly appreciate it if we can get some one who is a hard worker and understands how i feel about this. ps. We are in need of a bassist and synth keyboard player if there are any of them around. we r a group of Ages 16-20 please make sure you are at least in this age category to contact me about this position thank you we wuld also like if our manager is between the ages of 15-20 thank you again. * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2213214633 |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:26am - trollacaust ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2211875401.html Need a Band Room? (Leominster) Date: 2011-02-13, 12:36AM EST Reply to: comm-ctn3a-2211875401@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a Garage band room for rent Cheap!!!! Carpeted and walls padded to reduce on sound bounce.it's not beautiful but it works. it's not heated 24/7. you can heat it(if you have the right heater) or I will supply the heat.also i have a PA and other stuff available if needed? Let me know what you need and I'll see what I can do for ya. Price will base on your needs. Please No Death metal bands.. Sorry * Location: Leominster * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2211875401 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 5:31am - Sacreligion ""] This Ian character orders food from the pizza shop I work at. Im totally gonna fuck with him next time I see him. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 7:51am - boblovesmusic ""] http://www.facebook.com/pages/Demons-Silence/166594610596?sk=info |
| _________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 10:01am - Wolfy ""] OK Two points, 1) Sometimes when people are born their face is pointed towards mom's butt, and this can cause moulding of the face into a butt-grooved form. Prominent features of butt-moulded (BM) faces are: i) elongate noses (John Kerry syndrome), 2) vacuous expressions, 3) canted nostrils, 4) cavernous sinus passages. In my professional opinion, Ian of Demons Silence has all 4 of these features, and presumably has the fifth diagnostic feature, which is a sonorous and voice like an oboe that spent a week in the basement of a flooded house. 2) WTF middy, in this navy we use apostrophes where they are warranted! Demons Silence, Demon's Silence, Demons' Silence: of these options the first is the worst. Another violation and you'll be tarring the ship's keel during high seas! [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 11:14am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] #4 maybe it's an action statement. What do demons do? Demons silence! Just picture a bunch of scary demons going "shhhhh. shhhhhh" Like in the Bjork video. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 2:36pm - nekronaut ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 2:40pm - the_reverend ""] They need to be a pizzagrind band. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 3:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Somebody go rent that room and have full orchestra practice there; the next ad will be begging for death metal bands. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 7:29pm - AndrewBastard ""] trollacaust said: we wuld also like if our manager is between the ages of 15-20 thank you again. yeah, a 15 year old manager will straighten you guys right out and send you to the TOP! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 12:37am - amorok666 ""] ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 2:32am - W3 nli ""] amorok666 said:ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. solid win. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 8:33am - markworkingrichards ""] amorok666 said:ATTN MSD these hairless young boys need a manager, shoot them an email already. He's too busy seducing young island boys on a cruise in international waters for the next week. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 9:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Fuck that shit. I'm on it. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 9:59am - amorok666 ""] Fuck yes |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: HollaSceneDaddy |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:20am - markworkingrichards ""] Goddamn, I thought you'd be elbow deep in foreigners by now. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:26am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Greetings Ian, I read your request for a band manager on CraigsList and would like to learn a little more about what you folks' goals are. If it seems like a good fit, I'd love to have the opportunity to work with you gentlemen. First a little about me... My name is Carl but my friends call me Blumpkin. I'm 19 years old and have about 9 years experience managing bands. I've recently completed a 4 year college degree in music management and have successfully coached goth rock and folk-deathcore bands Spinny5 and Trashmop. They are both in the process of signing multi-record recording contracts and arranging nation-wide tours. I am an extremely diligent worker and am very motivated and success-oriented. Additionally, I do know quite a lot of musicians (bass & synth players included) who are looking for project work. So what are you looking to accomplish in the short term as well as long term? I am versatile and can work within your goals. It sounds as if you may need some structure in the immediate future, IE: ensuring practice schedules are kept and the writing process is allowed to develop smoothly. I hope to hear from you soon. I look forward to working with you. Carl "Blumpkin" Cheddarsmooth |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:37am - markworkingrichards ""] Haha, Cheddarsmooth. With a name like that it's impossible NOT to get nudes. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] In the next emails I intend to talk about the band members' ages, find the details of the no-shows for practice, talk about my monetary compensation (lulz) and maybe ask for nudes. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:44am - markworkingrichards ""] Ease into it with "headshots." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Good call, sir. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 11:06am - nekronaut ""] I'm Mike Notshaver, and I approve this trolling. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 1:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] volunteering for "synth" right here [/in b4 cockslapping a casio keyboard] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] make sure you let them know about the 95% Management fee. which is a direct result of the economy of course. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 3:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Introduce them to Bernie. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 4:45pm - dreadkill ""] Bernardo dickhardo |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 7:02pm - immortal13 ""] Make sure they know once the youngest member reaches 18 you'll no longer be able to work with them. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 20,2011 10:30pm - BlackoutRick ""] Massive LULZ |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 21,2011 4:21am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 5:50pm - nekronautnli ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/muc/2231165762.html |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 5:53pm - nekronautnli ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2199778453.html Looking to start ambient hardcore band (Worcester) Date: 2011-02-06, 3:01AM EST Reply to: illnoiseproductions@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys, names Logan. Been here in Worcester for a little under a year and I've noticed there's not much of a heavy christian scene around here as far as I can tell. I'm looking to start something asap and get around playing shows. I have 7 songs ready to go basically, with leads and all kinds of stuff. You can hear some of it with no vocals (yet) on facebook, just search "The Bullfighter". I have lyrics lined up for about half of the songs and im working more and more on these songs every day. I'm down for any kind of a (person) layout for this band with myself probably on vocals but, if we cant find the right guys, i could move to guitar and be very happy. Been playing guitar for 8 years keys for 2 and been screaming since forever. Been recording off my laptop since i got it about 3 years ago. Set up TONS and TONS of shows back when I lived in Texas. Played tons of shows, been in tons of bands, blah blah.... the most recent of which is Hornets Vs Bees. Looking forward to the friendships! Thank you and God bless. -Logan PS: A Few of my infuences: A Bullet For Pretty Boy Fit For A King The Chariot A Plea For Purging Impending Doom Woe Is Me We Came As Romans Emmure For The Fallen Dreams mewithoutYou Harp and Lyre annnnnd a zillion other bands of all kinds of genres (metal, metalcore, indie, hip hip, rap, oldies) (the band picture is my old band, HVB) [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 10:24pm - RichHorror ""] ambient hardcore |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2011 10:39pm - eddienli ""] RichHorror said:ambient hardcore |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 12:06am - Lamp ""] eddienli said: RichHorror said:ambient hardcore |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email i am very impressed with what you have told me and i just need a Bassist and Synth keyboardist and another Guitarist for the band if you could help me out with that? i'm having some real trouble with finding dedicated people especially finding a place along with that its really frustrating for myself and i was hoping someone like you would show up and help out. i would greatly appreciate it if you could manage us and help us out it would be an honor to have you with us in that case and help us achieve our dream to be big. We may be 17 and 18 but we really know that we want to achieve our dream. I hope to hear from you Carl. most thanks. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 10:32am - markworkingrichards ""] He'll never make it in this business with that piss-poor punctuation, or lackthereof. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 1:16pm - nekronaut ""] I know he's only 17 but how the fuck did he fall for that? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:08pm - amorok666 ""] Lol, he wants you to help him make it big.... |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email i am very impressed with what you have told me and i just need a Bassist and Synth keyboardist and another Guitarist for the band if you could help me out with that? i'm having some real trouble with finding dedicated people especially finding a place along with that its really frustrating for myself and i was hoping someone like you would show up and help out. i would greatly appreciate it if you could manage us and help us out it would be an honor to have you with us in that case and help us achieve our dream to be big. We may be 17 and 18 but we really know that we want to achieve our dream. I hope to hear from you Carl. most thanks. thats both sad and hilarious at the same time.... sadlarious? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:22pm - Sacreligion ""] Next time I see this kid im going to be all "OMG you're in demons silence! You're working with carl cheddarsmooth right?!" |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:25pm - nekronaut ""] amorok666 said:Lol, he wants you to help him make it big.... I think he's helping MSD make "it" big, ifyaknowwhatimean. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:47pm - haupty ""] FuckIsMySignature said:sadlarious |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 2:58pm - Lamp ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:07pm - ouchdrummer ""] Jesus backflipping Christ?! Mike, you're my hero...... and with a little effort, you can be Ian-DS's hero too. You can at least be his 1st, and what's better than that? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:24pm - timma ""] I can do nothing but slow clap this entire thread. I love all of you. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:42pm - hauptpflucker ""] Come on Mike that guy from boston just wants to sing some angry new-wave-death-ska-core give him a break |
| ________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 6:44pm - xmikex ""] Trashmop |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 8:56pm - hauptpflucker ""] I wonder what Logan\'s favorite hip-hip artist is... And why were there so many people in his last band? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 27,2011 9:51pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:His response: Hi Carl i'm so glad you have sent me an Email. time, place and position? most thanks. fix'd |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:46am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] New response back to Ian: Hi Ian, Sorry for my late response. I was taking care of work for other clients overseas and had limited access to email and telephone. I'm very glad you're interested in working with me. I think this is going to be the start of a very good professional relationship. I understand you need another guitar player in addition to the bass and synth player. This is no problem. I know plenty of guitar players and I'm sure we can all work together to find someone who fits perfectly. And if we have to reach outside of my circle of colleagues, that is fine as well. A little known tip is that most people incorrectly assume that attending shows and posting/responding to ads is a great way to find new band members. In reality, I have found great success finding very talented and dedicated musicians by setting up booths in middle schools (even elementary schools) and grocery stores. Trashmop's current guitarist was found this way and he's currently doing a short interview for Guitar magazine. So Ian, what are your other band members' names and where do you practice? Also, could you tell me a little bit about the style you folks are going for? Regards, Cheddarsmooth |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:47am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] PS: this is all coming from jamalholladaddy@gmail.com My gmail name for that account is "Jamal Doozlesnorf". Ian doesn't seem to mind the inconsistencies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 11:59am - FuckIsMySignature ""] this should make for an excellent Dateline NBC segment. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:11pm - Yeti ""] hahaha i bet that kid has been bragging to all of his friends about this. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth: File Photo [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 1:16pm - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Carl Cheddarsmooth: File Photo [img] hahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: AMBIENT SHOTACORE |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 1,2011 2:22pm - Alx_Casket ""] ^hahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 8:00am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Sacreligion said:Next time I see this kid im going to be all "OMG you're in demons silence! You're working with carl cheddarsmooth right?!" hahaha, please do. That would be amazing. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 8:08am - hauptpflucker ""] you should add that he set up tables throughout the local school district and found you a 13 year old who could shred like yngwie |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:17am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Another response: thanks alot cheddar =) much appreciated. and that would be really nice of you if we could find those people thanks to u =) also my band members names are conor rozicki (drummer) and akshay gupta (guitarist, but hes leaving for india in july so he wont be with us for much longer) we acually do not have a space to practice and we are rlly in a bad area right now because of tht and finding members at the same time you know? trust me, if we had a space we wuld buy a recorder by now record us and have the songs we made just the 3 of us on facebook or something, that wuld show people we r serious but unfortunately we are in a bad situation =/ also dont worry about the late response =) |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:20am - hauptpflucker ""] Hes got a crush on you Cheddar =) |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:47am - Seanblitzkrieg ""] wow |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:54am - largefreakatzero ""] Amazing. You're only a few emails away from procuring nudes of these retarded nubiles. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 2,2011 9:58am - xmikex ""] loling @ the file photo Tell him Fisher Price makes some quality recorders WITH built in microphones. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 10:24am - dreadkill ""] hahahahaha, A Bullet For Pretty Boy what a goofy name for a band. i thought bullet for my valentine was gay, but this is worse. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 11:21am - This is why i hate GSS ""] they should merge with Gay Side Cervex |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 2,2011 2:43pm - FAKE NAME ""] DO THEY GIVE PAYDAY LOANS? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 7:59am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] From me to him: "Not a problem Ian. So tell me, what are your influences when writing? What would you compare your sound to? Also, I'd like to start organizing some preliminary marketing material. Would you be able to send me headshots of your current members? Quality for these should not be of paramount concern at the moment as they will be redone professionally later down the road. Regards, The Cheddz" New response from him: "writing songs? well im the song writer of the group and i mean i really think about whats on my mind and just kinda jot it down and make a really cool idea to fit along the way you know? the sound we wanna compare ourselves to is that we want to sound like having parkway drives riffs and breakdowns while having the devil wears prada clean high vocals with low growls like parkway drive you know what i mean? =) also i can def. try getting headshots for you asap =) and again i really appreciate it ched =)" |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:02am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Instead of going through with headshots I think I should just ask him to take a picture of all of them with their shirts off and arms folded looking badass. I believe that they would produce them. I wonder if that's illegal though. Asking underage BOYS for pictures of themselves with their shirts off is new material for me. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:04am - Yeti ""] i do believe that would be venturing into territory best not talked about on a public message forum. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] It was a typo. I meant infants. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:36am - timma ""] "Dude, I need to take a picture of your head" "WTF for, bro?" "IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:15am - boxxy ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Instead of going through with headshots I think I should just ask him to take a picture of all of them with their shirts off and arms folded looking badass. I believe that they would produce them. I wonder if that's illegal though. Asking underage BOYS for pictures of themselves with their shirts off is new material for me. I think you should be careful with asking for pics. What you've done so far is hilarious, but at the same time, it could draw some unwanted attention to yourself. Imagine this, you keep this up, actually get headshots from his band (never mind no-shirt shots) and then he finally wakes the fuck up and realizes that you're totally fucking with him. When someone this young and stupid realizes that they've been fucked with BIG TIME there's a good chance that they're gonna complain to their parents... if their parents read the stuff you've been saying... asking for their names, headshots, where they live etc... they might report you to the authorities...who would probably NOT find it funny at all. So just be careful. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] True dat. I'm always super cautious with this bullshit and error on the side of covering my own ass. I asked for names to find out exactly how many idiots he was working with in this sure-fire plan for success of a band he has. I didn't anticipate that he'd give me their full names. I'm surprised he didn't give me their social security numbers. And MFR demands nudes. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:50am - xmikex ""] timma said:"IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" I started laughing out of nowhere last night and my girlfriend asked me wtf was so funny. All I could say was "Carl Cheddarsmooth" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:53am - oscarct ""] manager is between the ages of 15-20 |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 10:45am - timma ""] xmikex said: timma said:"IT'S FOR CHEDDARSMOOTH, GODDAMNIT! Now shut up and look hard and soft at the same time" I started laughing out of nowhere last night and my girlfriend asked me wtf was so funny. All I could say was "Carl Cheddarsmooth" I walked through the door of the practice space to Mike, standing in the middle of the room talking to MFR, looking at me saying "...Carl Cheddarsmooth". It was amazing. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 10:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That was good timing. I was reenacting what Jimbo said to me when he poked his head in. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 11:18am - boxxy ""] One of my the girls in my gym class has an older brother that was "stung" by the feds for speaking with underage boys..... bad news bears. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 11:56am - timma ""] And by "stung", you mean "gang raped", correct? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:30pm - Mutis ""] This made me giggle out loud at work. So I searched for "Carl Cheddarsmooth" on facebook and found nothing. Get on that shit! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] C.C.Smooth's got all the right moves |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:37pm - mutis ""] Also, according to our FB page, Mr. Cheddarsmooth is our new general manager. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] mike be sure to give all the band members a complimentary "Hot Carl" |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 4:50pm - dreadkill ""] And a sloppy carlson |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 5:26pm - reimroc ""] Carl don't forget to list your past managing achievements: http://www.myspace.com/indeathirisenj |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 6:22pm - Lamp nli ""] Mutis said:So I searched for "Carl Cheddarsmooth" on facebook and found nothing. Get on that shit! THIS. |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 7:06pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Greetings Ian, I'm 19 years old and have about 9 years experience managing bands. WAT |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:14pm - hauptpflucker ""] ^---- exactly |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 3,2011 8:27pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] I'll give you five bucks if you show up with a bass and a Casio synth. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:03pm - mutis ""] Also, completed a four year degree at 19? I call bullshoot. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2011 9:06pm - mutis ""] Also also, IRL, a 19-year-old would write it like this: I read ur sic request 4 a sic band manager n CraigsList n would like 2 learn hella more bout what u sic folks' sic goals are. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2011 2:26am - musty shawty ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/cas/2249468140.html JUST FOR 2NIGHT - m4w - 20 (WORCESTER) Date: 2011-03-05, 7:39PM EST Reply To This Post I'M 20, LOOK'3N 4 A GOOD TIME 2NIGHT, I DRINK, I SMOKE TREE'S...(I'M NOT BROKE LIKE OTHERS LOL) SO WATS GOOD MA HIT ME UP FOR A GOOD TIME..I LIKE THEM OLDER LADYS 2 SO DONT BE SHY GIRL..... (when i say older--23 to 30 tops)....no musty shortys!!! * Location: WORCESTER * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 6,2011 11:58pm - ouchdrummer ""] the kids these days. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 12:00pm - Alexecutioner ""] Carl Cheddarsmooth sent me a friend request on facebook, then proceeded to ask me for nudes. well done sir, well done |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I wish I could take credit. I am not the Carl Cheddarsmooth facebook persona. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:05pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, even better, and more creepy |
| ______________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:11pm - mutis ""] This is exactly how I picture Carl. Either this or Sleazy P. Martini. This should be the photo so it looks more legit. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 2:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] wow, that's uncanny |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:08am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 2:25am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2218658769.html Synth keyboardist and bassist needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-16, 8:43PM EST Reply to: comm-x36ze-2218658769@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys my names Ian im in a band called Demons Silence I am the lead vocalist, we are a screamo/ melodic death metal band. We intend to sound like Parkway drive meets the devil wears prada and wish to have a keyboardist in the band. we are looking for a bassist as well who are in our area (same goes for the keyboardist) our influences are (in no particular order), Parkway drive, The devil wears prada, A day to remember, We came as romans, Bring me the horizon, This romantic tragedy, Avenged sevenfold, Suicide silence, Black veil brides, Heaven shall burn, My children my bride, a skylit drive, etc. - parkway drive -the devil wears prada -a day to remember -we came as romans -bring me the horizon -this romantic tragedy -avenged sevenfold -suicide silence -black veil brides -heaven shall burn -my children my bride -a skylit drive We are a serious band that would like to achieve our dreams of being big and having fans cheering you on for doing wut you love best. So please, if you have any questions or comments or anything please send me a text and i will respond to you asap (have work sumtimes) 774 437 1164 again my names Ian thanks alot for looking =) * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2218658769 |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 3:04am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] douchebag_patrol said:http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/2218658769.html Synth keyboardist and bassist needed (shrewsbury/worcester) Date: 2011-02-16, 8:43PM EST Reply to: comm-x36ze-2218658769@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hey guys my names Ian im in a band called Demons Silence I am the lead vocalist, we are a screamo/ melodic death metal band. We intend to sound like Parkway drive meets the devil wears prada and wish to have a keyboardist in the band. we are looking for a bassist as well who are in our area (same goes for the keyboardist) our influences are (in no particular order), Parkway drive, The devil wears prada, A day to remember, We came as romans, Bring me the horizon, This romantic tragedy, Avenged sevenfold, Suicide silence, Black veil brides, Heaven shall burn, My children my bride, a skylit drive, etc. - parkway drive -the devil wears prada -a day to remember -we came as romans -bring me the horizon -this romantic tragedy -avenged sevenfold -suicide silence -black veil brides -heaven shall burn -my children my bride -a skylit drive We are a serious band that would like to achieve our dreams of being big and having fans cheering you on for doing wut you love best. So please, if you have any questions or comments or anything please send me a text and i will respond to you asap (have work sumtimes) 774 437 1164 again my names Ian thanks alot for looking =) * Location: shrewsbury/worcester * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2218658769 Smiley at the end for the kids to amuse themselves with while the grown-ups play their scary synthcore? :krusty: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 12,2011 3:28am - nekronaut ""] douchebag_patrol said:[img] [img] I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew but God has chose us So now I'm sitting on the riches of Croesus I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! The girlies love me cause I wear the right clotheses They see the bulges when I strike the right poses Pull my pants down and you ask me can you blow this I say yes if you want halitosis I can't help my pork's got trigonosis I been plookin' a shoney's hostess I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip everybody else off Everybody rip, rip everybody off Think you outta know this! Their trying something that they hope you don't notice A moral oligarchy that is bogus You know you're there when your family is homeless You'll be beat in the streets with hoses The grays are waiting underground while they clone us They got a deal with the Masons to dispose us Toxic waste causes cancer by osmosis H.I.V. is crawling up your hoses I'm the man with the guts to expose this And people follow me like I'm Moses So before you think it's hopeless I'll start a coup right under their noses Now they know that they can't control us So don't forget the man who broke this I'm Sleazy and I think you outta know this! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:34pm - Sacreligion ""] This kid just ordered and im not on delivery duty FUCK |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:40pm - Sacreligion ""] I managed to yell cheddarsmooth in the background while his order was being taken. Not effective enough. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:35am - goatcatalyst ""] This makes my prick so hard. I love these threads. Please obey my girth: the kids will have their say!!! |