stupid fat bitch gets stuck in the doorway trying to shoplift (attn: bobnomaamrooney)[views:3315][posts:10]_______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:44am - Yeti ""] http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/15/cops-400...t-got-st/?ncid=txtlnkusnews00000006 [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:48am - xmikex ""] According to police, this isn't the first time that a perp has tried to turn a motorized cart into an escape vehicle. In December, cops in Florida arrested a man accused of running over a child while trying to escape from a grocery store in a stolen motorized shopping cart loaded with meat. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] only Dr. Full is real |
| ________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 10:54am - Mutis ""] Those things are fucking dangerous. Plus the kinetic energy from those fat fucks is enormous. I was almost hit by some 400lb fat fuck in a grocery store. Probably would have at least broken a leg. I wanted to punch him in the fucking yarmulke. I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before. In case you haven't noticed, I hate fat fucks who can't walk. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 11:03am - Mutis ""] Also, I gotta lay off the word "fuck". I blame RTTP for making me feel crass all the time. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 22,2011 12:49pm - Yeti ""] blasphemer! the word "fuck" is beautiful in every way. yeah fat people in carts piss me off. they do not stop for anyone in their way, as if owed something. so many times i've had to dive out of the way of some fatass at Price Chopper barreling towards the Crisco. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 2:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:40pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Chick looks rough, suggesting I'd fuck any fat chick is about as novel as co-workers asking you if you listen to "all that crazy devil worshiping stuff like Slipknot" |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:41pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] [img] lulz |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:47pm - largefreakatzero ""] "The deputy subdued the suspect with a Taser." That must have been quite the thud when that beast hit the deck. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 22,2011 3:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Beached Fhale |