Hi guys can't we all just be friends?
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[Mar 7,2011 2:20am - Megan Halpin ""]
Greetings RTTP, I'm a young girl, new to the scene, with obvious daddy issues just trying to fill the gaping void in my self esteem with metalhead cock. So far I have tried attending several local metal shows, demonstrating my loose sexual standards, shittalking any girl that got in my way and assuming the rest would fall into place. Despite this foolproof plot, I seem to have definitively and repeatedly struck out, whats a girl to do? So I decided to post this appealing picture of me in a compromised position in hopes that RTTP can land me a man. If your interested, I'll be the girl at the next show you go to, pissing everyone off and not taking a fucking hint.
LUV Y'ALL
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[Mar 7,2011 2:24am - Boozegood ""]
SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME, THANK YOU
[Mar 7,2011 2:25am - Randy_Marsh ""]
tully, is that your van lol
[Mar 7,2011 2:29am - Alx_Casket ""]
I don't see this thread halpin to end this matter anytime soon.
[Mar 7,2011 2:29am - eddnli ""]
hahaha what the fuck?
[Mar 7,2011 2:31am - Robing ""]
I'm going to kiss my girlfriends fists so I can taste this hot bitch.
[Mar 7,2011 2:34am - Randy_Marsh ""]
wow that bitch grosser than i thought. hail satan and not hail halpin whatsoever.
[Mar 7,2011 2:36am - Nostromo ""]
I can't stop laughing at that well written introduction. What a fucking train wreck. (Her) I want to make out with you. (Me) I have a girl friend, get the fuck away from me. (Her) Winces, then storms off. (Me) "Fuck yea"
[Mar 7,2011 2:37am - boblovesmusic ""]
Alx_Casket said:I don't see this thread halpin to end this matter anytime soon.
lol!
[Mar 7,2011 2:38am - eddnli ""]
two words, tetanus shot
[Mar 7,2011 2:43am - melodyrose ""]
I told her to look at it. Stupid bitch swung at the wrong girl. I'll kill her next time.
[Mar 7,2011 2:43am - melodyrose ""]
And hey she looks great in that picture.
[Mar 7,2011 2:44am - slarmageddon ""]
dayum, thats a heapin' halpin!
[Mar 7,2011 2:44am - melodyrose ""]
She shouldve gotten eyehategod robin drunk
[Mar 7,2011 2:46am - Randy_Marsh ""]
pretty sure she got "megan halpin"
[Mar 7,2011 2:46am - slarmageddon ""]
she pulled off "self-worth ending drunk" pretty good imho
[Mar 7,2011 2:50am - Randy_Marsh ""]
can someone's band use this picture as an album cover please? rich horror im looking your way.
[Mar 7,2011 2:53am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Not fat enough for me, chick is worthless.
[Mar 7,2011 2:54am - Nostromo ""]
Her ass is worse off than mine. And I just ate a chicken salad sandwich at 2 AM.
[Mar 7,2011 2:57am - Alx_Casket ""]
I could go for a second halpin of chicken salad right now.
[Mar 7,2011 3:00am - W3 nli ""]
is there a suicide board up yet, do we have time frames who's taking numbers
i got 5 on noon tomorrow
[Mar 7,2011 3:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
W3%20nli said:is there a suicide board up yet, do we have time frames who's taking numbers
i got 5 on noon tomorrow
hahaha, there's blood in the water out by olde RTTP pier.
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[Mar 7,2011 3:48am - xgodzillax ""]
Ill fuck around with a rampant decay "love potion 213" shirt design when I'm awake later
[Mar 7,2011 5:04am - Sacreligion ""]
Glad I missed all that. Hahaha. My opinion on the matter is invalid, but:
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[Mar 7,2011 5:36am - RustyPS ""]
ITT: great first impressions
[Mar 7,2011 7:06am - reimroc ""]
fucking 5 star thread right here
[Mar 7,2011 7:27am - Pires ""]
This thread will surely deliver with 10,000+ views and 2500+ posts. The full stories are still come out.
[Mar 7,2011 7:31am - Dankill ""]
Fuckin' yikes. I'm surprised she hasn't been eaten alive by some of the legit girls in the scene here that don't tolerate shit talking and whatnot. Then again, apparently dudes girlfriend used her as a punching bag so maybe a trend has started.
[Mar 7,2011 7:40am - nickyv ""]
haha. that's my girlfriends old roommate. epic.
[Mar 7,2011 8:29am - Nostromo ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 8:33am - RichHorror ""]
Hahaha that picture looks like a crime scene photo.
[Mar 7,2011 8:34am - aaron_michael ""]
No Life Fest Day 2. Your drunken swine monster. Woof.
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[Mar 7,2011 8:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
ITT: No Life Fest II flyer taken care of
[Mar 7,2011 9:07am - Skinsandwich ""]
That pic is the RTTP version of a TMZ shot. You can see shame dripping out of every fat fold.
[Mar 7,2011 9:19am - RichHorror ""]
hahaha, I just remembered that I tried to make her make out with Dan PATAC because "he put out our fuckin' record you asshole".
[Mar 7,2011 9:20am - xmikex ""]
I wouldn't feel great about myself if I jumped on the lol-train at the expense of someone I don't know that never harmed me.
I also couldn't live with myself if I didn't lol hard at "needs two gloves."
[Mar 7,2011 9:20am - RustyPS should be working ""]
RichHorror said:hahaha, I just remembered that I tried to make her make out with Dan PATAC because "he put out our fuckin' record you asshole".
AMAZING!!
[Mar 7,2011 9:21am - RichHorror ""]
And I think also, "Come on, he's a handsome guy. Don't be a bitch.".
[Mar 7,2011 10:51am - the_reverend ""]
RichHorror said:Hahaha that picture looks like a crime scene photo.
[Mar 7,2011 10:58am - the_reverend ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 11:09am - blue ""]
This girl had it coming soooo bad lol.
You know a girls got issues when they hit on me lol. Her gaydar obviously wasn't working lololol
[Mar 7,2011 11:11am - Randy_Marsh ""]
2Halp: just me against the world bebe
[Mar 7,2011 11:12am - RichHorror ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 11:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Would fuck.
[Mar 7,2011 11:26am - Maxwell Smart's shoe phone ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Would fuck.
Crikey where were you then? This possibly would have shut her up and kept her from hitting on everything with a Y chromosome. It might also have saved my hoodie and my arm a couple of bruises.
[Mar 7,2011 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Well I don't think I would have. The way I would have fucked her would have gotten me arrested. I should have elaborated.
[Mar 7,2011 11:32am - brian_dc ""]
You would have fucked her back to the future into statutory terrority?
[Mar 7,2011 11:40am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
88mph meat train
[Mar 7,2011 11:44am - largefreakatzero ""]
Fux Incapacitor.
[Mar 7,2011 11:46am - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:88mph meat train WRECK
fix'd
[Mar 7,2011 11:59am - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
blue said:This girl had it coming soooo bad lol.
You know a girls got issues when they hit on me lol. Her gaydar obviously wasn't working lololol
You obviously like girls, you flirt with me all the time.
[Mar 7,2011 12:56pm - Boozegood ""]
Ya'll niggas is postin' in a troll thread.
*sunglasses*
[Mar 7,2011 12:58pm - Nostromo ""]
Tullys' luck ran out in Foxwoods. Deffinetly rolled snake eyes on this one. <3
[Mar 7,2011 1:29pm - BlessedOffal ""]
btw, probably a dumb question but why was she naked in tullys van in the first place?
[Mar 7,2011 1:30pm - RichHorror ""]
I told her Tully was an Emperor Penguin and she wanted to check out his plumage.
[Mar 7,2011 1:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
He hit when he should've stayed.
[Mar 7,2011 1:32pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""]
BlessedOffal said:btw, probably a dumb question but why was she naked in tullys van in the first place?
Was wondering this too...
[Mar 7,2011 1:33pm - Wart The Fuck? ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 1:38pm - nekronaut ""]
Grindrod's car
[Mar 7,2011 2:21pm - Dankill ""]
blue said:This girl had it coming soooo bad lol.
You know a girls got issues when they hit on me lol. Her gaydar obviously wasn't working lolololI thought you were only gay half the time.
[Mar 7,2011 4:05pm - xgodzillax ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 4:07pm - BlessedOffal ""]
WINNER
PS TO RICH: If I don't have a shirt with that on it by the end of the week YOURE OUT OF THE BAND
[Mar 7,2011 4:08pm - forest ranger ""]
xgodzillax said:[img]
hahah awesome
[Mar 7,2011 4:10pm - RichHorror ""]
xgodzillax said:[img]
Holy Christ.
Fun fact: I first came into contact with this girl because she was a fan of RD and wanted to interview us.
[Mar 7,2011 4:24pm - dickgrinder ""]
"interview" you? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
[Mar 7,2011 4:25pm - RichHorror ""]
I want to interview Grindrod as to what happened right before she passed out with her shirt around her throat like a sex crime victim.
[Mar 7,2011 4:31pm - SpaceShark 2011 ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 4:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
OH MAH GAWD
[Mar 7,2011 4:54pm - SpaceShark 2011 ""]
One last present for you all before my hyperspace jump:
Ask Megan!
[Mar 7,2011 5:25pm - BlessedOffal ""]
I asked her when she was gonna have the baby and if she knew a good coat hanger store.
[Mar 7,2011 5:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
on FB:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Megan-Halpin...-inevitable-suicide/198916233471515
[Mar 7,2011 5:28pm - brian_dc ""]
JEEEEEEEEESUS
[Mar 7,2011 5:29pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
ITT: CYBER BULLYING
[Mar 7,2011 5:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 5:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Good fucking lord, this girl's life is over. When I saw that page pop up I think my brain shit into my mouth.
[Mar 7,2011 5:34pm - W3 nli ""]
lol wow
[Mar 7,2011 5:35pm - reimroc ""]
of course W3 is the first to like it
[Mar 7,2011 5:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
that's horrible, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.
[Mar 7,2011 5:38pm - Dankill ""]
This will not end well.
[Mar 7,2011 5:41pm - RichHorror ""]
This has already exceeded BlackMetalLady status, in this reporter's opinion.
[Mar 7,2011 5:42pm - reimroc ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 5:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
hahahaha
[Mar 7,2011 5:45pm - BlessedOffal ""]
ITT: like 500 broken links
[Mar 7,2011 5:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Mar 7,2011 5:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RichHorror said:This has already exceeded BlackMetalLady status, in this reporter's opinion.
We still need the imaginary angry boyfriend to make an appearance.
[Mar 7,2011 5:54pm - Mikeofdecrepitude ""]
ITT: Megan Halpin is the new Charlie Sheen.
[Mar 7,2011 5:54pm - W3 nli ""]
reimroc said:of course W3 is the first to like it
what's wrong with enjoying a lil cinema, i believe in the creative process that is known as the arts.
plus that fat broad even tried starting a fight with Paulie, who the fuck would start a fight with Paulie.
[Mar 7,2011 5:54pm - Megan Halpin ""]
Mikeofdecrepitude said:ITT: Megan Halpin is the new Charlie Sheen.
Winning.
[Mar 7,2011 6:04pm - posbleak ""]
Missed the brawl, but damn did that girl have an uggo purse on her shoulder.
[Mar 7,2011 6:04pm - reimroc ""]
W3%20nli said:
reimroc said:of course W3 is the first to like it
what's wrong with enjoying a lil cinema, i believe in the creative process that is known as the arts.
plus that fat broad even tried starting a fight with Paulie, who the fuck would start a fight with Paulie.
take it easy bill paxton i was jokan
[Mar 7,2011 6:08pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
ok that facebook page is taking it a little far..
[Mar 7,2011 6:09pm - RichHorror ""]
ITT: A rare and special moment when a RTTPer realizes he has a soul after all.
[Mar 7,2011 6:10pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
W3%20nli said: fat broad
Not by my standards.
[Mar 7,2011 6:11pm - W3 nli ""]
dont get me so excited ill smile atcha
[Mar 7,2011 6:11pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
i mean im all about makin fun of a sceny slampig but ya know..fuckin' a
i do approve of the RD design though haha
[Mar 7,2011 6:11pm - RichHorror ""]
Randy_Marsh said:fuckin' a
Out now on PATAC Records.
[Mar 7,2011 6:13pm - W3 nli ""]
bobnomaamrooney said:
W3%20nli said: fat broad
Not by my standards.
only being so stoned you have no idea who someone is till the end of the show.
ill see if shes available for a private session for you jetson
[Mar 7,2011 6:14pm - RichHorror ""]
A Wolves In The Throne Room picture disc and she's yours.
[Mar 7,2011 6:15pm - W3 nli ""]
RichHorror said:ITT: A rare and special moment when a RTTPer realizes he has a soul after all.
creepy mike has time for real talk
[Mar 7,2011 6:16pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
W3%20nli said:
bobnomaamrooney said:
W3%20nli said: fat broad
Not by my standards.
only being so stoned you have no idea who someone is till the end of the show.
ill see if shes available for a private session for you jetson
DO NOT WANT, unless she hits the bakery and puts on 70 lbs
[Mar 7,2011 6:17pm - melodyrose ""]
Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
[Mar 7,2011 6:18pm - death. ""]
holy fuckin shit this is some fucked up mother fuckin shit right here. [img]
[Mar 7,2011 6:22pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
melodyrose said:Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
i agree.
[Mar 7,2011 6:23pm - RichHorror ""]
This thread might finally get RTTP added to 4chan as a sub-board. Congrats, reprobates.
[Mar 7,2011 6:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
Well I guess if she can't take the heat she should...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...get out of the kitchen.
[Mar 7,2011 6:30pm - AndrewBastard ""]
this sloppy slam pig needs to be a permanent fixture on the Sxcrement live stage. People will prob mistake her for their usual tranny...
[Mar 7,2011 6:32pm - W3 nli ""]
muwahhahaahaha
[Mar 7,2011 6:38pm - xgodzillax ""]
melodyrose said:Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
Alleged party should know that, when acting like a drunken scene whore, such actions come with repercussions. Said actions, as mentioned in this thread, are nothing short of fair game, and warranted. If the alleged party chose to act in such a manner to which any and all humiliation herein brings forth the LULz, the consequences are just. The lesson at hand is not learned until the alleged party is made fun of publicly, in the most demeaning of manner.
N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, Boston
[Mar 7,2011 6:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RichHorror said:This thread might finally get RTTP added to 4chan as a sub-board. Congrats, reprobates.
varsity letter in trolling
[Mar 7,2011 6:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
xgodzillax said:N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, Boston
Any misgivings I may have had are but a fond and lulzy memory after this signoff. *golf clap*
[Mar 7,2011 6:40pm - RichHorror ""]
ITT: backtraced
ITT: dun goofed
ITT: consequences will NEVAR be teh same
[Mar 7,2011 6:40pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
xgodzillax said:
melodyrose said:Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
Alleged party should know that, when acting like a drunken scene whore, such actions come with repercussions. Said actions, as mentioned in this thread, are nothing short of fair game, and warranted. If the alleged party chose to act in such a manner to which any and all humiliation herein brings forth the LULz, the consequences are just. The lesson at hand is not learned until the alleged party is made fun of publicly, in the most demeaning of manner.
N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, Boston
hahaha
[Mar 7,2011 6:42pm - RichHorror ""]
Nick just won a minimum of 100 internets.
[Mar 7,2011 6:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
let's all remember that the picture on said facebook community appreciation page was entitled by the defendant herself:
The time I tried to kill myself with a disposable razor.
a thousand e-deaths are not enough.
[Mar 7,2011 6:55pm - xgodzillax ""]
When I was in high school, I wanted to be a lawyer. Then I realized I didn't care enough
[Mar 7,2011 7:22pm - blue ""]
this thread is an absolute landmark in RTTP history. never would i have thought that we could've taken it this far. bravo, people.
[Mar 7,2011 7:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
blue said:this thread is an absolute landmark in RTTP history. never would i have thought that we could've taken it this far. bravo, people.
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[Mar 7,2011 7:28pm - Dankill ""]
AndrewBastard said:this sloppy slam pig needs to be a permanent fixture on the Sxcrement live stage. People will prob mistake her for their usual tranny...:point::nuke:
[Mar 7,2011 7:32pm - RustyPS ""]
.....and a Pro Wrestling reference to boot
bravo, people, bravo
[Mar 7,2011 7:32pm - Dankill ""]
xgodzillax said:
melodyrose said:Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
Alleged party should know that, when acting like a drunken scene whore, such actions come with repercussions. Said actions, as mentioned in this thread, are nothing short of fair game, and warranted. If the alleged party chose to act in such a manner to which any and all humiliation herein brings forth the LULz, the consequences are just. The lesson at hand is not learned until the alleged party is made fun of publicly, in the most demeaning of manner.
N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, BostonLooks like someone should have spent her booze money on a retainer in Chinatown. She could reference Interwebz Troll vs Weinberg for penalties of fat rolls being public domain visavi her riding the fail-o-tron.
[Mar 7,2011 7:33pm - snusnu ""]
I think 4chan just got one upped
[Mar 7,2011 7:44pm - reimroc ""]
no /b/ has gotten people to commit suicide before.
we will never up them in that department unless she kills herself in the most ridiculous way possible. like lights herself on fire in the middle of the zakim bridge while screaming "my life is raviolis!"
[Mar 7,2011 7:47pm - Sacreligion ""]
I say we propose this idea to her in a logical fashion so that through her sacrifice we can become kings of the internet.
[Mar 7,2011 7:47pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Hey guys. What's going on in this thread?
[Mar 7,2011 7:48pm - reimroc ""]
Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:Hey guys. What's going on in this thread?
girl stuff NO BOIS ALLOWED!
[Mar 7,2011 7:49pm - David Caruso ""]
I confess I saw it all play out Sunday north by northeast of Boston, looking out the rear window of Sammy's Patio this chick put on a display that beyond a shadow of a doubt incurred the wrath of Robin and disgusted Wren. Psycho might have closed out night one of No Life Fest but it was this little slampiggy's behavior that was truly for
...puts on sunglasses...
the Birds.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Mar 7,2011 7:52pm - BlessedOffal ""]
hopefully she'll just drink herself to death.
[Mar 7,2011 7:52pm - W3 nli ""]
reimroc said:"my life is raviolis!"
oh man im still lol at that shit
[Mar 7,2011 7:58pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
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[Mar 7,2011 8:27pm - Doomkid ""]
Yeah that Facebook page is really not cool, in addition to being retarded since they actually have things like user agreements and admins.
W3, you're friends with her on FB and you liked it?
[Mar 7,2011 8:36pm - W3 nli ""]
dood this weekend was the first time I met her IRL, not gonna lie I'd like a facebook page even if it was dedicated to my suicidal time table.
live life bro now pump fist
[Mar 7,2011 8:42pm - xgodzillax ""]
I'm probably more qualified as an attorney than most 3rd year public defenders.
Lifetime of legal follies, FTW!
[Mar 7,2011 8:57pm - melodyrose ""]
.
[Mar 7,2011 8:58pm - niggas ""]
i let her swig my whiskey, have i the AIDS?
[Mar 7,2011 9:03pm - rbss ""]
this shit is so over the line
dislike
[Mar 7,2011 9:51pm - Wolfy ""]
Two points,
1) As a timber wolf who is captain of a ship of the line, I just want to say that you are all a bunch of dicks and if I saw your car flip over and catch fire I would drive my wolf ass on past, yo. For a crowd that likes to pretend to have a sharp edge, you are all actually a bunch of middle class white retards who are just as bad as the douche-bushel homey-g's from the burbs, what. Have you ever been on the edge? No? Then take a walk into the woods and shoot yourself in the neck. Everyone here should really evaluate whether they actually respect the fat roll assholes with the bluster (Rich, Robin, Rosie O), or if they just bought into the alpha dog bullshit that they give off like beached whale reek. As a wolf I have tremendous dignity and self respect, I also travel the world and make a shit ton of money from my 140 IQ, but I'm still not a dick.
2) Imagine you are a young boy in India who is paid $1 per month to break apart rusting ships with an acetylene torch. Then suck my dick.
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[Mar 7,2011 10:38pm - Elihhcb ""]
A++ wolf post
[Mar 7,2011 11:07pm - xmikex ""]
guys....
let it go.
[Mar 7,2011 11:13pm - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
[Mar 7,2011 11:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
xgodzillax said:Alleged party should know that, when acting like a drunken scene whore, such actions come with repercussions. Said actions, as mentioned in this thread, are nothing short of fair game, and warranted. If the alleged party chose to act in such a manner to which any and all humiliation herein brings forth the LULz, the consequences are just. The lesson at hand is not learned until the alleged party is made fun of publicly, in the most demeaning of manner.
N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, Boston
This is 100% win. I'd have to put this above unconscious asians in my book.
[Mar 8,2011 1:02am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 8:08am - Yeti ""]
while i don't necessarily condone the relentless ridicule of said strumpet, in the age of the internet, if you act like this girl did, you are going to reap serious repercussions. and if someone claims to be suicidal on fucking Facebook, then they deserve to be brutalized.
[Mar 8,2011 9:49am - josh_hates_you ""]
I for one, get ridiculously fall down sloppy drunk far to often to give someone else shit for being a drunken mess. Most of us have been that person at least once in our lives.
When i got to the venue she was at the door. She was nice to me and held the door as I loaded gear in. Thanks to her for that.
[Mar 8,2011 9:51am - c00t dad ""]
when i walked in i came all over her butt lol
[Mar 8,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""]
josh_hates_you said:I for one, get ridiculously fall down sloppy drunk far to often to give someone else shit for being a drunken mess. Most of us have been that person at least once in our lives.
i too am notorious for getting way too drunk, but we are not female. we're just boners who drank too much. but when it happens with a girl, particularly one that people don't really care all that much about to begin with, the floodgates are opened.
[Mar 8,2011 10:48am - dreadkill ""]
RichHorror said:ITT: backtraced
ITT: dun goofed
ITT: consequences will NEVAR be teh same
[Mar 8,2011 11:26am - Sacreligion ""]
I dunno man. Successively striking out your whole way down the boner-metal boner ladder, and picking fights with someone because they don't want you hitting on their significant other, pretty much warrants said reaction. I still say Wren should have taken one for the team. All of this would have been avoided if he just shtupped her tookus.
[Mar 8,2011 11:54am - GUYnli ""]
im disappointed some shitty metalhead didnt screw this chick =(
[Mar 8,2011 12:00pm - Lamp ""]
Yeti said:while i don't necessarily condone the relentless ridicule of said strumpet, in the age of the internet, if you act like this girl did, you are going to reap serious repercussions. and if someone claims to be suicidal on fucking Facebook, then they deserve to be brutalized.
This is pretty much the same thing as saying any time a girl wears a short skirt and she gets raped, she deserves it. So she couldn't control herself, be the better person and don't give it a reaction if it offends you. People are not targets.
That said, I'd never heard of this person before all this, I still have no clue who she is, and I'm going to continue not getting involved in any of this, aside from addressing this repugnant statement.
[Mar 8,2011 12:04pm - aaron_michael ""]
xgodzillax said:
melodyrose said:Ok even I think this is a little too much. If the girl's really suicidal this could put someone over the edge. She's still a person, you know she's read all this, and god, think about how humiliated she must feel today. Lesson learned.
Alleged party should know that, when acting like a drunken scene whore, such actions come with repercussions. Said actions, as mentioned in this thread, are nothing short of fair game, and warranted. If the alleged party chose to act in such a manner to which any and all humiliation herein brings forth the LULz, the consequences are just. The lesson at hand is not learned until the alleged party is made fun of publicly, in the most demeaning of manner.
N. Negative, Attorney at Lawlz.
Law Office of the Internet
Chinatown, Boston
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[Mar 8,2011 12:20pm - the_mex ""]
reimroc said:no /b/ has gotten people to commit suicide before.
we will never up them in that department unless she kills herself in the most ridiculous way possible. like lights herself on fire in the middle of the zakim bridge while screaming "my life is raviolis!"
I can't stop the lulz...but seriously, wow at this thread.
[Mar 8,2011 12:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Pires said:This thread will surely deliver with 10,000+ views and 2500+ posts. The full stories are still come out.
150/2500
WINNING
[Mar 8,2011 12:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Doomkid said:Yeah that Facebook page is really not cool, in addition to being retarded since they actually have things like user agreements and admins.
W3, you're friends with her on FB and you liked it?
OMG TEH FACEBOOK POLICE ARE AT MY DOOR
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[Mar 8,2011 12:59pm - c00t dad ""]
facebook police!? NOW THIS IS GETTING REAL BRUS
[Mar 8,2011 1:08pm - reign of terror ""]
wow what's up with this?
[Mar 8,2011 1:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 1:14pm - ouchdrummer ""]
blue said:This girl had it coming soooo bad lol.
You know a girls got issues when they hit on me lol. Her gaydar obviously wasn't working lololol
He does like girls, as well.
[Mar 8,2011 1:18pm - Yeti ""]
Lamp said:
Yeti said:while i don't necessarily condone the relentless ridicule of said strumpet, in the age of the internet, if you act like this girl did, you are going to reap serious repercussions. and if someone claims to be suicidal on fucking Facebook, then they deserve to be brutalized.
This is pretty much the same thing as saying any time a girl wears a short skirt and she gets raped, she deserves it. So she couldn't control herself, be the better person and don't give it a reaction if it offends you. People are not targets.
that's not even remotely close. try reading closer, i didn't say this girl deserves to be treated this way, i'm saying it should be expected, therefore warranting even the slightest bit of a thing called SELF-CONTROL. comparing a drunk obnoxious girl being ridiculed for being drunk and obnoxious with a girl getting raped for wearing a short skirt is absurd. what i did say she deserves is to be mocked for blabbing about suicide on Facebook. that is a bit harsh of a statement, but i don't care, i have no sympathy for that sort of shit. not suicide, not the cry for help, but the obvious cry for attention.
i don't even know why i'm arguing, i don't care one way or the other.
[Mar 8,2011 1:25pm - BlessedOffal ""]
Who cares.
[Mar 8,2011 1:30pm - BlessedOffal ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 1:31pm - Yeti ""]
CONDONE HER SUICIDE, DAMN IT!
[Mar 8,2011 1:36pm - Alx_Casket ""]
ITT: [img]
[Mar 8,2011 1:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
BlessedOffal said:Who cares.
[Mar 8,2011 1:40pm - RichHorror ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 1:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
This whole thing is so yesterday, you guys are living in the past.
[Mar 8,2011 1:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this thread would be funnier to me if i knew what this bitch looks like. post ugly face and tits so i can sell to china fap salesman.
[Mar 8,2011 1:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
thread is doomed unless defendant makes tear-filled forum defense
RTTP: PISSING GASOLINE ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE
[Mar 8,2011 1:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:PISSING GASOLINE ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE
= Human Flamethrower
[Mar 8,2011 2:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Lamp said:any time a girl wears a short skirt and she gets raped, she deserves it
I agree.
[Mar 8,2011 2:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:
DestroyYouAlot said:PISSING GASOLINE ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE
= Human Flamethrower
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[Mar 8,2011 2:39pm - Doomkid ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
Doomkid said:Yeah that Facebook page is really not cool, in addition to being retarded since they actually have things like user agreements and admins.
W3, you're friends with her on FB and you liked it?
OMG TEH FACEBOOK POLICE ARE AT MY DOOR
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Considering that people have be prosecuted for cyberbullying through social networking sites, and some specifically because of groups that are nearly identical to the one we're referring to, its a reasonable position.
[Mar 8,2011 2:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
Damn memegenerator. Takin down mah hamburger halpin.
[Mar 8,2011 2:50pm - xgodzillax ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:this thread would be funnier to me if i knew what this bitch looks like. post ugly face and tits so i can sell to china fap salesman.
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[Mar 8,2011 2:53pm - BlessedOffal ""]
that's real blood by the way, in case I she's not getting enough attention as it is.
[Mar 8,2011 2:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
HA! i fuckin new that was her. saw that broad outside the club and a distinct feeling she was trouble.
[Mar 8,2011 3:07pm - Sacreligion ""]
FOUR TIMES THE STEEEEAAAAAAK
[Mar 8,2011 3:29pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
ok so apparently she did a "haters gonna hate" post on twitter about it LOL
[Mar 8,2011 4:08pm - AndrewBastard ""]
who the shit would read this bitches Tweets?
[Mar 8,2011 4:14pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
someone told me about them but probably for fun and not to actually care whatsoever about anything she has to say but only use against her in a negative demeanor?
[Mar 8,2011 4:18pm - TWITTER POLICE ""]
::TWEET TWEET:: YOU'RE ::TWEET:: ARRESTED ::TWEET TWEET::
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[Mar 8,2011 4:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Randy_Marsh said:someone told me about them but probably for fun and not to actually care whatsoever about anything she has to say but only use against her in a negative demeanor?
only mean things or... YOOTB? (Did I do that right?)
[Mar 8,2011 4:46pm - goatcatalyst ""]
So Richard Blumenthal just showed up at my door with two state troopers and an erection, asking what I know about "the pit's return"
[Mar 8,2011 4:48pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
goatcatalyst said:So Richard Blumenthal just showed up at my door with two state troopers and an erection, asking what I know about "the pit's return"
LOL
[Mar 8,2011 4:50pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
what the fuck is YOOTB?
[Mar 8,2011 4:51pm - nekronaut ""]
FIND OUT WHAT YOOTB IS OR YOOTB
[Mar 8,2011 4:52pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
its a you're fired! about it yootb is
[Mar 8,2011 4:56pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
nekronaut said:FIND OUT WHAT YOOTB IS OR YOOTB
FOUND IT!!! I'M TOTALLY IN!!!
[Mar 8,2011 4:59pm - BlessedOffal ""]
convince a complete stranger to OFF HERSELF OR IWKYOOTFB
[Mar 8,2011 5:01pm - brian_dc ""]
CACSTOFHOIWKYOOTFB
[Mar 8,2011 5:01pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
brian_dc said:CACSTOFHOIWKYOOTFB
ISWYDT
DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND!
[Mar 8,2011 5:05pm - BlessedOffal ""]
YOOTB ITK GTFO
[Mar 8,2011 5:06pm - brian_dc ""]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:
brian_dc said:CACSTOFHOIWKYOOTFB
ISWYDT
DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND!
NIGIBIWAVGER
okay, that one came out racist
[Mar 8,2011 5:11pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
ITT: Brian unintentionally invents a new racial slur
[Mar 8,2011 5:19pm - Alexecutioner ""]
RichHorror said:This thread might finally get RTTP added to 4chan as a sub-board. Congrats, reprobates.
the real question is, does this thread show up on google if you search "Megan Halpin"
just like the dead icp baby thread, this one is meant for greatness
[Mar 8,2011 5:20pm - brian_dc ""]
this shows up on the first page
www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=7430
[Mar 8,2011 5:41pm - RichHorror ""]
Randy_Marsh said:ok so apparently she did a "haters gonna hate" post on twitter about it LOL
"Welp, I'm not having fun anymore :/"
"What now?"
[Mar 8,2011 9:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
lol, so this:
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[Mar 9,2011 12:41am - BlessedOffal ""]
well that means someone complained about it anyway, so someone noticed.
[Mar 9,2011 1:01am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 9,2011 8:47am - Skinsandwich ""]
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[Mar 9,2011 8:51am - Not kidding, try it ""]
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[Mar 9,2011 9:22am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
death by Google
[Mar 9,2011 10:09am - Lecherous Archie ""]
OH NOES TEH PRON IS GAWN!
[Mar 9,2011 11:51am - xmikex ""]
bennyhillifier
[Mar 9,2011 3:54pm - aleman ""]
Where can we buy those shirts?
[Mar 9,2011 3:57pm - dreadkill ""]
xmikex said:
bennyhillifier
hahahaha, amazing
[Mar 9,2011 4:13pm - aleman ""]
this thread cant be halpin her self esteem.
[Mar 9,2011 4:17pm - xgodzillax ""]
aleman said:this thread cant be halpin her self esteem.:THUMBSUP:
[Mar 9,2011 5:01pm - RichHorror ""]
Photobucket deleted the original photo but NOT the one that has the photo and "Queen of STDs"? lulz.
[Mar 9,2011 5:07pm - BlessedOffal ""]
I saved both just to be safe.
[Mar 9,2011 5:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
BlessedOffal said:I saved both just to be safe.
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[Mar 9,2011 5:38pm - xgodzillax ""]
I have the original design for the queen of stds on my comp cause, well, I made it
[Mar 9,2011 5:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Mar 9,2011 5:58pm - BlessedOffal ""]
hahah
[Mar 9,2011 6:14pm - BlessedOffal ""]
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[Mar 9,2011 7:47pm - reimroc ""]
you guys really aren't halpin the situation
[Mar 9,2011 7:55pm - thepsychologist ""]
This is true. She is going to need lots of mental halp.
[Mar 9,2011 8:19pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
steve smith you are a genius
[Mar 9,2011 8:42pm - amorok666 ""]
Lol at halpin turn.
[Mar 10,2011 12:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
original thread is at the bottom of the first page of search results for "megan halpin"
AND CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS
[Mar 10,2011 1:01am - RichHorror ""]
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[Mar 10,2011 1:07am - Whoa shut your face! ""]
Needs more facebook groups.
[Mar 10,2011 5:25am - RustyPS ""]
Halpin Turn = ultimate win
[Mar 10,2011 9:05am - thepsychologist ""]
Someone give this poor girl a halpin hand!
[Mar 11,2011 12:36am - TARDYBUTLER ""]
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[Mar 11,2011 2:09am - MegansMom ""]
Stop it people!!! This is terrible! How can people treat one another like this?
She is a HUMAN BEING
Why dont you people try having decent human morals for once!
[Mar 11,2011 2:11am - BlessedOffal ""]
sewing on your new ELITE NEBM PATCH? dont forget to use your Halpin cushion.
[Mar 11,2011 8:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
xmikex said:
bennyhillifier
hahahahahahaha
[Mar 11,2011 8:36am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
DAS IST CHINATOWN
[Mar 11,2011 6:38pm - SpookySean ""]
All Hail to the tardy butler!
[Mar 11,2011 6:59pm - xmikex ""]
I"m out of order?
You're out of order!
The whole freakin system is out of order!
Cuz when you roll over and put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friend YOU'LL know what I'm saying
Forget it Marge...
IT'S CHINATOWN
[Mar 11,2011 7:06pm - TARDYBUTLER ""]
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[Mar 11,2011 7:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
TARDYBUTLER said:[img]
haha, moderate to severe wins