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Only taking shits at work while you are on the clock is real.

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[Mar 8,2011 1:26pm - Alexecutioner ""]
punched out for my lunch right now, holding it till i punch back in then off to the shitter
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[Mar 8,2011 1:26pm - Yeti ""]
i dropped an epic fartshit this morning on company time.
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[Mar 8,2011 1:27pm - Mutis ""]
It's best when you have some sweet iphone games. I feel bad for the shmucks on salary.
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[Mar 8,2011 1:28pm - Slag NLI  ""]
I'm performing some epic spray fart art right now as I type this.
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[Mar 8,2011 2:02pm - Alexecutioner ""]
i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad
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[Mar 8,2011 2:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i'm currently clenching a log for maximum worktime fresh-release.
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[Mar 8,2011 2:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Alexecutioner said:i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad


SHIT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR FECES
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[Mar 8,2011 2:06pm - Alexecutioner ""]
haha, FOUR MINUTES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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[Mar 8,2011 2:07pm - hauptpflucker ""]
I think this may be a repost...
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[Mar 8,2011 2:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
there is no god within these walls sir.
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[Mar 8,2011 2:08pm - Alexecutioner ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:there is no god within these walls sir.


no, just feces
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[Mar 8,2011 2:11pm - Alexecutioner ""]
TIME TO GO SHIT
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[Mar 8,2011 2:12pm - Alx_Casket ""]
GOD HAS NO PLACE
WITHIN THESE WHAAAALES
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[Mar 8,2011 3:21pm - Yeti ""]
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[Mar 8,2011 4:10pm - ark  ""]
about to put something in writing, brb
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[Mar 8,2011 4:19pm - RustyPS should be working  ""]
just took one on the clock...big one too lol
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[Apr 13,2011 2:46pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I was in the shitter playing sudoku for so long that both legs fell asleep. Achievement unlocked?
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[Apr 13,2011 3:54pm - the_reverend ""]
I was just thinking about this.
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[Apr 13,2011 4:02pm - Alx_Casket ""]
hivemind masher
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[Apr 13,2011 4:38pm - the_reverend ""]
warm fuzzies.
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[Apr 13,2011 4:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
my head is taking a giant shit at work today.
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[Apr 13,2011 4:42pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Boss told me I might need to get myself checked out. For taking a 20 min longer.
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[Apr 13,2011 4:44pm - Alx_Casket ""]
My boss sometimes asks if I'm feeling alright after I come back from the toilet. = one of life's silent victories
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[Apr 13,2011 4:44pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Boom goes the dynamite
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[Apr 13,2011 4:49pm - arktouros ""]
GUYS I AM ABOUT TO DROP MY SECOND ONE TODAY
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[Apr 13,2011 4:51pm - sixstringcarnage ""]
Dispensable shit ticket belt is a new idea for those 3 a day shit leavers
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[Apr 14,2011 7:44am - Yeti ""]
i'm about to drop something pre-Cambrian.
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[Apr 14,2011 9:29am - xgodzillax ""]
Currently shitting while being paid.
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[Apr 14,2011 9:58am - the_reverend ""]
I like the cut of your jib
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[Apr 14,2011 10:41am - Yeti ""]
rice and beans for dinner = relieving effortless shit
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[Aug 16,2011 10:52am - nekronaut ""]
Only clocking in and then going downstairs to lock yourself in the bathroom for ten minutes before the store opens to check rttp and shit is real.
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[Aug 16,2011 10:53am - AndrewBastard ""]
i went to the post office and mailed out a bunch of shit then got lunch the other day all while clocked in...took about 1:45

my co-worker does it all the time so FUCK IT
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[Aug 16,2011 12:15pm - Samantha ""]

Yeti said:[img]


:point:

ITT: Peter Steele's hairy butt.
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[Aug 16,2011 12:16pm - RustyPS should be working  ""]
just took a dump on the clock.....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[Aug 16,2011 12:20pm - bloblovesmusic  ""]
About to take a dump too
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[Aug 16,2011 12:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
laying dumps all over the nation
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[Aug 16,2011 7:06pm - BSV  ""]
only driving 5 miles to the nearest dunkin or hauling ass in a bobcat to the nearest porta john is real!
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[Aug 21,2011 11:37am - Boozegood ""]
Carry your shit in a bag to a fire about it.

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[Aug 21,2011 1:10pm - Lamp nli  ""]
Fill a Gatorade bottle with urine while driving a big rig or Radikult
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[Aug 23,2011 8:35pm - autofellatio ""]
I love shitting while on the clock at work, and its not because I like milking the clock as much as it is that I like the idea of me being a professional shitter.


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