You pissed off our friend and we're not going to write an expose on NEBM anymore[views:3070][posts:29]_____________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 5:51pm - Terrorizer Magazine ""] Fuck YOU! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 5:56pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Mar 8,2011 5:57pm - SPIN ""] Don't worry we've got you covered NEBM, especially if you're a hipster with an affinity for corpse paint and taping pentagrams to the floor |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 6:09pm - nekronaut ""] SPIN said:Don't worry we've got you covered NEBM, especially if you're a hipster with an affinity for corpse paint and taping pentagrams to the floor HHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAH THIS HAS TO BE SOMEBODY AT THE FLYWHEEL SHOW |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 10:13pm - Paul CNV ""] Terrorizer fucking hammered on us in the last issue even though they gave "Domination and Servitude" 8.5 .... It's ok though, we're gun get ya Jeremy |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 10:46pm - VICE MAGAZINE ""] Next month's issue will feature a four-page article about NEBM if you can show us some titties and maybe a dead puppy or hooker farts. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 8,2011 10:58pm - Paul CNV ""] Terrorizer is similiar to NEC in how they do things.... From me mate in England... "You're probably right about the ad space Paul, I heard from an inside source (and its a pretty obvious thing anyway) that they will plug whatever they are paid to, even if their readers write in to complain profusely about the cover band (re: Annotations of an Autopsy). I'm listening to CNV now and I for one am enjoying it thoroughly!" Let the USA and Europe know that we are the Hooligans of New England BM and we will get ya.... sooner or later |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 9:25am - Thurston Moore ""] that was all me I\'m the troll Mike |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 9:27am - arktouros ""] VICE%20MAGAZINE said:Next month's issue will feature a four-page article about NEBM if you can show us some titties and maybe a dead puppy or hooker farts. A+ |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 9:34am - Bear Monthly ""] Next months centerfold features the hairy bears of NEBM in compromising positions! Check it out!!! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 9:41am - reimroc ""] ohnoes |
| ________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 10:43am - xmikex ""] I stopped reading Terrorizer years ago when they defended their decision to put Korn on the cover. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:13pm - BSV ""] tonight the story behind the story catfights misunderstandings vests bad facial hair excessive pot smoking trollz people who hike and fish all the terror that makes up the maelstrom known as NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL shit's fucking gay. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSV said:tonight the story behind the story catfights misunderstandings vests bad facial hair excessive pot smoking trollz people who hike and fish all the terror that makes up the maelstrom known as NEW ENGLAND BLACK METAL shit's fucking gay. I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN. Soundtrack by Sign of the Goat and GSS. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:33pm - arktouros ""] that is dead on. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:35pm - goatcatalyst ""] You forgot the rangoons :'( |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Scene: The camera pans into a dingy, cracked basement window. Beelze sits hunched over a late 90s Packard Bell PC on a damp-eaten card table. As the camera pans across his grease-slicked face, we see his features frozen in an expression of sheer outrage. He hammers at his keyboard in apoplectic fury; his clenched, lily-white fists raising a hail of broken keys with every blow. A shrill voice drifts down the stairs; his mom is telling him to take out the trash. With an inarticulate screech, he sweeps the computer, monitor and all, into a mold-blackened box full of new-in-box Power Rangers and Darkwing Duck pogs at the end of the table. The camera follows him as he stomps upstairs, panning up through the floor and cutting to a tranquil lake where Josh sits, fishing. A loon's cry echoes across the water. He stares off in the distance, takes a hit off a joint, and exclaims to no one: "Fahk, dude." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 1:48pm - largefreakatzero ""] ^Win. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2011 2:11pm - BSV ""] OH STEVEN, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ALOUD LIKE A JACKAL! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 2:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I feel like I could secure major financing on that sample alone. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 2:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] brilliant |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:07pm - xgodzillax ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Scene: The camera pans into a dingy, cracked basement window. Beelze sits hunched over a late 90s Packard Bell PC on a damp-eaten card table. As the camera pans across his grease-slicked face, we see his features frozen in an expression of sheer outrage. He hammers at his keyboard in apoplectic fury; his clenched, lily-white fists raising a hail of broken keys with every blow. A shrill voice drifts down the stairs; his mom is telling him to take out the trash. With an inarticulate screech, he sweeps the computer, monitor and all, into a mold-blackened box full of new-in-box Power Rangers and Darkwing Duck pogs at the end of the table. The camera follows him as he stomps upstairs, panning up through the floor and cutting to a tranquil lake where Josh sits, fishing. A loon's cry echoes across the water. He stares off in the distance, takes a hit off a joint, and exclaims to no one: "Fahk, dude." :THUMBSUP: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:07pm - immortal13 ""] Steve, make it happen. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:12pm - hauptpflucker ""] itt: troll post morphs into oscar winning movie |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:16pm - eyehatehippies ""] 4.5 I would read this thread again. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:19pm - Slag ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:19pm - Richard Cranium ""] hauptpflucker said:itt: troll post morphs into oscar winning movie This all started with my trolling of the auspicium bedroom BM dude on FB which Marvin took as an attack on him. I demand royalties. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I will provide you with 3 points on the back end and this: [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 3:34pm - Terrorizer ""] do an anno deamonicus about it |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2011 4:44pm - randy marsh nli ""] BSV said:OH STEVEN, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ALOUD LIKE A JACKAL! THAT NIGGA A SILLY GOOSE [img] |