Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed[views:5223][posts:15]____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:06pm - RichHorror ""] http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:07pm - RichHorror ""] And-- http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-m...-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:07pm - Alx_Casket ""] disappointed by lack of pics. edit: disappointed by lack of decent pics. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:09pm - ark ""] With absolute trepidation, Doug lifted the bed and slid it a few feet away, knocking over a pile of takeout boxes. What he uncovered wasn't — to his immediate relief — a real person. But it was a person's shape, with a hooded sweatshirt attached to gloves and a pair of jeans, with the other boot tucked into the leg. Coming out of the seams were remnants of noodles, rice, and meat, grease stains pooling through the fabric and onto the floor, spoiled scraps of food filling the hoodie to the brim. Doug scanned the body — and ... yep, there it was. Noodles oozed out of the unzipped fly; a glory hole that Jack had ostensibly been taking advantage of all spring long. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:09pm - RichHorror ""] They had me at sex scarecrow. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:12pm - markworkingrichards ""] ... |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:13pm - dreadkill ""] i bet its vajeen tasted like duck sauce when it got wet |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:14pm - RichHorror ""] ITT: The Three Sardu's dream girl. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:16pm - Garth Algar ""] So it happened in '05 but the pictures are from the wild west? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:18pm - goatcatalyst ""] RichHorror said:ITT: The Three Sardu's dream girl. Signed, stamped, notorized. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:26pm - nekronaut ""] I'm Mike Notshaver and I approve this message. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:27pm - RichHorror ""] This story already got signed to Razorback. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:29pm - xmikex ""] Glory hole scarecrow full of used udon noodles: [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:32pm - RichHorror ""] haha look how far away all those guys are from the naked broad. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:35pm - dreadkill ""] is that the broad that bit the dude's yambag off from that article posted here the other day? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 18,2011 2:35pm - RichHorror ""] Yes. |